Lisa: "See, I've compressed the cosmic string into this small toroid!"

Bart: (Lying on the couch, idly casting sparks from his fingertips) "So?"

Homer: "Donut!" Munch.

Lisa: "You idiot, you've just destroyed the Universe!"

Homer: "D'oh!"

Marge: "Oh my!"

	Henry J. Cobb	hcobb@slip.net          http://www.io.com/~hcobb
    Oh, why didn't I stop at the title?  Why didn't you?