Okay... I wrote the first few parts of this, then ditched the
idea as being too off the handle. Then, I read some of the x-overs
being posted at the moment, and I've decided that maybe its not so off.
Well, I've brought it off the shelf. Here it is, rip it apart as you
wish. C&C very welcome.
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Michael Won <skeezy5@mit.edu>
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God Emperor 1 / 2 - Part I
by Skeezy5
Characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi
Dune Chronicles belong to Frank Herbert
Various ideas ripped off from other fan-fics belong to the
respective authors.
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"...It was once said by a wise man
that short term solutions led to
bigger problems in the end. But
compared to eternity, are not all
solutions short term? Even my
Golden Path is merely a blink in
the eyes of Father Time...
Sometimes, I almost lose hope
in the path I have chosen. Sometimes,
I wish I had just died with You
on that day. But watching Shiro now,
holding her small body in my arms,
knowing that my Golden Path rides
within her 3 month old body...
I once complained that nobody
asked me when they made those fateful
decisions. Now, I make those decisions
on an innocent babe. Oh Akane, how
You would be ashameded of the monster
that I have become..."
-The Stolen Journals
Part I
A flash in the darkness. It grows louder and louder. The light
is screaming, wracking me as it courses through every pore, every cell,
every molecule of my being. It roars at me and submerges me. I
desperately reach out, seeking for some purchase, something to clutch
to, to not be drowned in the light. My fingers reach out, my body
tearing apart as I hope. As I hope... in vain.
"Wha..." My eyes flutter open. The sights buzz into my
consciousness all at once, like angry wasps trying to overcome me.
Slowly, a point within me focuses, and begins to grow outwards -
outwards, until it touches the world again. Slowly the buzzing stops,
to be replaced by lights and shadows. They are fuzzy at first, like a
holo-vid out of focus. And then I see. The strength. The wisdom. The
love. But most of all, the pain. There is only one pair of eyes that I
know of which emit that glow. My Emperor and God is before me, in all
her glory. "My Lord!"
"Ah, I thought you were finished there for a moment, most faithful
one." She removes her hands from my stomach, and I realize that she has
been transferring raw ki into me. How badly had I been knocked out?
"No, my lord. I can still fight!" I desperately fight back the
fog which still encompasses my body, but my mind is at least clear.
"Relax, dear one. The fight is over for you." I struggle to
rise, but she gently pushes me back down. "Kuonji, there is no need for
you to sacrifice yourself for me. You have served me most faithfully.
More faithfully than any of your ancestors. As faithfully as Ucchan.
Remember your wife and children. They are waiting for you to return
home."
"Lord." Once again I struggle to rise. The pain does not matter
anymore. To be compared to the Founder. To the original. Death is
merely an annoying obstacle for me. Tears stream down my face. Tears
that I cannot stop. I wait to be berated about my tears.
"Enough. I have not used so much of my strength to ensure that
you live, only to lose you again. It is time that I faced them
personally." I now realize that she is at my side with her sword
strapped across her back. She is not wearing any armor, only the simple
red shirt and black pants that she favors. And, of course, the mask
which always covers her face.
Desperation wells up in my heart, knowing what is outside. My
faith that she will win does not flicker, but at the same time, my
concern for her overwhelms me. "Let me at least stand by your side and
be your second." Knowing that I will regret what I'm about to say, I say
it anyway. I have said it millions of times, just never aloud. It does
not make it any easier. " I... I love you, my Lord."
She stops and the stern expression about her eyes hardens even
more. I see tenderness and caring, but mostly sadness in her eyes.
Those eyes, the Eyes of Eternal Suffering. I shut my eyes, waiting to
be berated. To be cast out. To be cast away as so many others had been
at that admission. To be thrown out of heaven for aspiring to be
greater than The Goddess herself.
A click, and then a rustling noise, much like the wind blowing
through the bamboo trees in my back yard at home. I feel a touch. A
wetness on my lips. I... I... A kiss.
The kiss lasts but a moment, but time extends itself. It is not
the seconds, nor the heartbeats that I feel. It is every single moment.
Every sensation. The little pressures, the touch, the tear. The tear?
My eyes flutter open and I see. The face, unworn by age, untouched by
the eternal forces which guide the lives of us mere mortals. A face
that so few have seen and survived. Her pigtail bats me on the side of
the face. My Lord and God. Ranma-sama.
"Alas, even you disobey me where she did." A sad smile crosses
her face before she covers it once more with the mask. The tears that
formed in her eyes still there, and the solitary one that dropped, still
fresh on my face. "As you wish. If you so want to join her today, come
with me. I shall carry you. Kuonji Kaneda, you shall be my second."
I remain silent, speechless.
@->-
"Ranchan, what's that?"
"Well, little Kanchan, that's a picture of my friends when I was
younger."
"Friends?" I brighten up at a word I know. "Like you and me?"
"Just like you and me, Kanchan."
"Why is it covered with sand?" I struggle, trying to puzzle out
why there is only sand as far as you could see in the picture. "Oh!
Were you at the beach?"
"No. That's back when the planet was a desert."
"Desert? Like the one outside the Citadel?"
"Like that one, except much bigger. It covered the whole planet.
There were no streams, no rivers, not even oceans."
I strain, trying to comprehend that. I try to envision everything
covered with sand. A sandbox, I know. The desert outside, I can
imagine. The planet? Then something clicks. "But in school, they
teach us that there wasn't that much desert on this planet for almost...
three thou... umm... thousa..."
"Thousand."
"Three thousand years!"
"And there hasn't been."
"But how could your friends be that old?"
I can only see her eyes through the narrow slit in her mask, but I
know she is smiling behind it.
@->-
"Show yourself, Tyrant!" I can already hear her voice above the
din of the fighting outside. I imagine her, a spitting image of The
Goddess, down to the last detail of the way she wore her hair. A
veritable twin, except for the eyes. She also had them, just like
Ranma-sama.
I look up at Ranma-sama who pays no heed to me. "Lord..."
"Silence. Be thankful that you are as dear to me as you are. I
have killed greater men for brooking such familiarity with me." As we
reach the ledge, she sets me down, propped against the wall, but able to
view out on the courtyard.
What I see appalls me. It is no worse than the carnage of the
hundreds of campaigns I led against "unbelievers", but it shocks me
every time. The Great Gate has been torn away at its hinges, knocked
down by some unimaginably great force. The rebels had poured in, even
as the Genma Knights tried to plug up the hole. With the gate down, it
had only been a matter of time before the defenders on the wall were
overwhelmed. I look to see their mangled bodies adorning the
battlements.
I feel a sharp pain in my stomach as the wound remembers.
Remembers my charge into their ranks, trying to bring her down. The
Defenders of Nodoka had fought bravely, keeping a hole open in their
ranks long enough for me to face her. Tears well in my eyes, regretting
how foolishly I had contributed to the fall of Ranma-sama's bodyguards.
To the fall of my two nieces. It is all I can do to keep the tears
back.
Now, looking down, the handful of defenders have pulled back
towards the Inner Gate. They know that the gate will not be opened for
them as long as there are enemy outside. They merely wish to place
themselves between the enemy and Ranma-sama. I see the Defenders of
Nodoka still holding the brunt of the attack back. At the lead is...
my banner? I look carefully and realize that my niece is leading them,
repelling countless charges, throwing them back over and over. I try to
smile, but my lips refuse to move. She is worthy to the name Kuonji.
It is too bad that...
"ENOUGH!" I look up, as Ranma-sama's ki amplified voice booms
over the battlefield. "I, YOUR GOD EMPEROR, COMMANDS YOU TO STOP!"
@->-
"So, you are ten years old now, Kanchan."
"Mmm hmm! I'm not a little boy anymore. My mommy said so!"
"Of course you're not. Its time that I shared a secret with you,
since you're all grown up."
"A secret?" I loved secrets. It was so much fun to have a
secret! "You mean like when I told you that I flushed my sister's
panties down the toilet?"
"Just like that." I hear the amusement in her voice and I'm
pleased. It was a story I had made up to make her laugh. She laughed
so infrequently. "You remember the picture of my friends that is in my
room?"
"Uh huh! I don't forget anything!"
"Of course you don't. Well, remember I pointed one of them out
and said she was my good friend Ucchan?"
"Mmm hmm! The not cute girl with the spatula!" She looked too
much like my older sister Kyoko. That made her not cute. Very not
cute.
"The not cute girl?"
"Yeah! The one with the short hair that was standing next to her
was much cuter! She looked like more fun too!"
"Why is that?"
"Because... because she was hitting the red head with the pigtail!"
I didn't know why I thought she was cool, so I made up a reason.
"What a funny little boy you are." Her eyes twinkle a bit as she
says this.
"I'm NOT a little boy!"
"Of course not, Kanchan."
"Hrmph. What was the secret anyway, Ranchan?"
"Well, the not-cute girl in the picture is your ancestor, Kuonji
Ukyou."
"Really? What was she like?"
"She was brave, caring, talented, intelligent, beautiful...
Everything that a man might ever want in a wife. I didn't deserve her
as a fiancee..."
"Fiancee? Oh, the person you're going to marry?" Realizing
something, my mind stumbles. "But I thought..."
"You thought I was a girl?"
"Uh huh. You are a girl!"
"Not always, Kanchan. Not always. That's our little secret,
okay? Sometimes, if I need to be, I can be a guy."
I try to accept the idea, but my mind waffles. Oh well, if she
says so... "Why aren't you usually?"
"That's a secret for another day..." Her voice hardens a bit,
signaling to me that is was a 'forbidden subject'.
"Okay." I had learned quickly not to ask for something which
Ranchan didn't want to answer. "Did you marry her?"
"No."
"Who did you marry then?"
"The girl with the short hair that was hitting the red head."
"What happened to her? Why isn't she here now?"
"She... she... Never mind Kanchan. She couldn't stay with me
and had to leave." Her voice is nearly choking and her eyes glimmer?
Is she crying? Oh no.
"Ranchan, don't cry! I'm sorry I asked! Please don't cry!" I
hug her tightly and she hugs me back. I start to cry, having made my
Ranchan cry. After a while, her body stops shaking as she brings her
breathing back under control. I gasp out, "Ranchan, I'm sorry."
"Its okay Kanchan, stop crying. Big boys shouldn't cry." She
pulls back and looks me in the eyes. "It was a long, long time ago. I
don't miss Akane as much anymore."
Once again, she breaks out in tears, and I hold her wishing I
could do something to stop the hurting.
@->-
"Damn you Ranma! Come down here and face me like a man!" The
fighting ceases as the rebels pull back and their rank opens up. The
fool that has just issued the challenge stands at the front, the
unfamiliar weapon he is carrying pointing straight at Ranma-sama. I
struggle, recognizing him. The new Commander Hibiki.
"Ryouga! You ungrateful cur! How dare you betray the God
Emperor! After she gave you a new life to live! After she let you
command her armies! And to come back and blaspheme the God Emperor!
You shameless dog!" I scream out in fury at the honorless bastard.
Heedless of the coughs that wrack me, I turn to Lord Ranma. "My Lord!
Allow me to dispatch that pig as he deserves!"
She looks at me again sharply, but sighs and gives me a curt nod.
Levering myself up against the wall, I jump down into the courtyard in
front of the traitor. I falter a bit as I land, but I right myself even
as pain shoots up my left leg. Damn sprain.
Ryouga looks at me with anger, "Go away. I'm not here to fight
one of Ranma's blood hounds. Tell Ranma to come down and face me."
"You will have to get through me first." I draw my modified
battle axe from its carrier on my back and swing at him in one fluid
motion. A family heirloom, it is my symbol as the head of the Kuonji
clan. He clumsily brings up his weapon for the block. It is some kind
of a short, one-handed lance, widening away from a blunt tip and then
ending with a narrow handle. Instead of deflecting it like I expect him
to, he bounces the blow away with sheer strength.
"So, you have a death wish? I'll oblige you today." Ryouga
responds by suddenly transforming his lance into a sort of a disk
attached to a long handle, and sends it spinning my way. While I am
distracted by jumping out of its way, he closes in with a side kick
aimed for my head. I quickly duck under it and sweep at his supporting
leg, which knocks him down. I bring up my axe for a quick overhead blow
as he tries to roll out of the way, when I hear the whistling sound of
his weapon increasing again.
I jump out of the way as quickly as I can manage, but his weapon
still manages to nick my arm. In the seconds that this bought him,
Ryouga was back on his feet as his weapon returned to him. Ah, the
Hibiki Umbrella Techniques. A formidable defensive and offensive
weapon, flexible in its close in and long range abilities. Too bad my
father-in-law told me all about it. As I feint a backhanded blow with
the flat of my axe, I reach back with my left hand and pull free three
throwing blades. Following the direction in which he dodged my feint, I
release the three blades, their wide heads homing in on the bastard.
Ryouga reacts too slowly to dodge out of the way, so he snaps his
Umbrella open to deflect the shots. Idiot! As he collapses the
Umbrella again, I am already smashing down with a over head blow aimed
straight at his head. Realizing his mistake, he brings up the umbrella
to guard his head. My battle axe cleaves through the umbrella, but this
leaves Ryouga with enough time to dodge out of the way again.
"Slippery cur, if only I wasn't injured..." I drop to one knee as
my stomach spasms again. Seeing the opening, he pulls something out of
his hair and throws it at me. Spinning cloth? I easily bat them aside
with the wide head of my axe. I try to get up as he charges in, but my
left leg gives again. He swings a round house kick at my head which I
am forced to block with my arm. What the fool lacks in speed, he makes
up with power, sending me flying to land on my back. I feel blackness
encompassing my vision, but shake my head, trying to clear it.
"Do you yield? I do not wish to fight an injured foe." So he
noticed. Before I can respond, a voice rings out.
"Stay away from my uncle, traitor! I, Kuonji Ukyou, shall take
you!" As I prop myself up on one arm, she is already at my side. "Are
you okay?"
@->-
"Daijobu-ka, Kaneda-kun?"
"Hai, sensei." I peel myself off the floor and wearily get back
up. The eye that has swollen shut severely limits my ability to gauge
her position. Broken left arm limits my defenses as well as my attacks.
As I catalogue my injuries, she once again launches herself in the air
in a beautiful arc. I rise to meet the challenge.
Just as I swing forward with my good arm, she changes trajectories
in an impossible fashion again in mid-air. Right side! I allow the
momentum of the punch to carry through as I continue the spin into a
back kick. For my impudence, I am rewarded with a swift floating
sensation as my supporting leg is swept out from under me. I pull my
left arm out so that I won't land on it and brace for impact.
It never comes.
"Nanda?"
"That's enough for today, Kaneda-kun." She slowly lowers me down
to rest on my back, watching for my arm. Slipping out of the ancient
training tongue, she signals that the lesson is over. As I struggle to
bring my breathing under control, she expertly resets my arm and begins
to bind it.
"How long?" I barely croak out.
"Fifty-two minutes and forty-seven seconds." I shut my good eye,
disappointed. I was so sure I could break the one hour mark! Damn it.
As if reading my mind, she continues, "Do not worry about falling short
of an hour. You are already the best warrior in the Empire."
"Best after you."
"Oh? Would you dare compare yourself to a God?" Once again, I
see her eyes crinkle up in amusement. The eyes are all that show
through her mask. I had once asked her about that mask.
'Why do you always wear that mask?'
'To protect myself and those around me.'
Her answer had only puzzled me. Being twelve years old, I didn't
like being puzzled. 'I bet you wear that because you're really ugly and
you want to hide it.'
'What!'
'Kawaiikune!'
'Why you baka...' She had burst out laughing at that point, and I
had joined her, not really knowing what was so funny. It must have been
something out of her past. Later on, she had told me never to call her
that again.
I snap my good eye back open. "Ranma-sama?"
"Yes, Kaneda-kun?"
"What happened to Ucchan?" I pursue my favorite topic of
interest. Though I had read much about the founder, so much was
shrouded in myth over the three thousand years that passed. I wanted to
learn from somebody who knew her.
I am greeted by silence at this, and I again curse my big mouth
and wish I hadn't opened it. After a moment, she responds. "Ucchan...
After I married, she was heart broken for a while. It couldn't be
helped..."
I can only nod, having heard how much she had loved Ranma-sama.
She continues, "We were still friends though, and when I set forth on my
Golden Path, she joined me, and became the captain of my guard. She...
she always blamed herself for Akane's death, for having been lax in her
duties, for having hesitated out of jealousy. That wasn't true. She
was the most loyal companion that I had ever had, and one of the few
close friends that Akane had too. I... she... she was a great comfort
while I recovered from Akane's death, and when I set out on my Great
Purge, Ucchan restrained me from doing things that I'd regret... She died
protecting me during the Kentares Rebellion."
The Kentares Rebellion, the last great battle that Ranma-sama had
fought in her ascension. The forces of the old emperor had challenged
her with the rag tag Houses that didn't want to submit to her rule.
Impulsively, I cry out, "I too will protect you with my life, Ranma-
sama!"
She looks at me sadly. "Don't say such things Kaneda-kun. They
have a sad tendency to come true."
I fall silent, the grief in her eyes flooding out into mine,
choking me. Of course. She had lost so many companions in the three
thousand years of her rule... I try to change the subject while still
probing about my mysterious ancestors. "Who was Shin's father?"
"Shin?"
"Ucchan's son. He kept the name Kuonji. Who was his father?"
I see something flash in her eyes, but it passes too quickly for
me to read. Then her eyes turn up again in amusement. "Thoughts of
fatherhood, eh? My, you're already sixteen years old, aren't you! I
guess I should start looking for a nice girl for you. Hmm?"
I feel my face going red hot as she mentions the subject. "Well,
there is somebody I'm interested in..."
"Ooh! A girl friend already! My, when I was your age..." Her
voice drifts off slightly.
"Not a girlfriend! She's just a girl who likes me a lot." I can
feel my face getting even hotter. Its probably turning interesting
shades of red at this point.
"If she likes you and you're interested, why aren't you dating
her?"
"Well, she's a nice girl and really cute and strong and smart
and..."
"Well, who is she? Wait! It wouldn't be Commander Hibiki's
daughter, would it?"
"You knew! That's not fair!"
"Hmm hmm. I told Ryouga that he should keep a tight leash on his
beautiful daughters. Now I've gone and lost my favorite pupil!" Her
eyes flash wickedly as she pokes fun at me. "So why aren't you?"
"Why aren't I? Oh, why am I not dating her? Well, I'm interested
in her, but I'm also interested in somebody else." I avert my eyes as I
say this, afraid they might give away my secret. "And though I have no
chance with this other person, I'd feel guilty dating Shinobu while I
was still..."
"Ahh, I see your dilemma." She cuts me off, a far away look on
her face. "Sometimes, you remind me so much of... never mind. So you
want some advice, hmm?"
I nod.
"This is what I think. It is not wrong to live for a dream. It
is not wrong to expend every ounce of effort, every moment, every single
thing, your whole life into a dream. But sometimes, you need to really
judge whether or not you can ever achieve that dream. Lots of people
get hurt because they dream about things that can never be theirs.
Sometimes, you just have to accept that ." She is silent for a while.
"So, when should I set your wedding date?"
"Ranchan!!!" I relapse into old habits as she makes fun of me.
"Hey, your parents left you in my care before they passed away.
I'm perfectly in my right to do this, Kanchan. So... I think I'll drop
by Ryouga's sometime to arrange your marriage! He's getting old, and
I'm sure he'll want... Eek!" She ends it in a shriek, as I burst up and
chase her around the room, trying to clobber her to the best of my
abilities.
@->-
"Kuonji Ukyou?" Ryouga looks confused. My sister's youngest
daughter looks back up at her foe, eyes full of hate. The confusion in
Commander Hibiki's eyes is easy to understand for anybody who'd seen an
image of the Founder.
"Yes, traitorous dog, that is the name of the warrior who shall
destroy you!" Ukyou hefts my battle axe up and turns to face him.
Before she can act though, I hear a light sound of feet landing behind
me.
"That is enough, both of you." Ranma-sama calmly speaks, putting
a hand on Ukyou's shoulder. "A spitting image, isn't she, eh, Ryouga?
After all, that's why I named her that."
My niece bows and backs off, coming over to me to help me up. I
gather my voice again, "Ranma-sama..."
"Enough Kuonji. You have served me for fifteen years now, and
have braved death enough times to prove your worth. I will not let you
die today. You shall stand back." Before I can protest, she adds,
"This is the command of your God Emperor."
"Is that really you, Ranma?" Hibiki Ryouga asks, though I can
hear in his voice that he already knows.
"Of course, P-chan. Who else could it be?"
"Who ya callin' P-chan! Why I ought to..." Ryouga suddenly falls
silent as a hand falls on his shoulder. He turns and looks angrily at
the owner of the hand, but acquiesces. As she steps forward out of the
ranks, the courtyard falls silent.
"So, Tyrant, you have finally shown yourself. I, Saotome Shiro,
have come to end your reign." The words escape her mouth like venom.
The leader of the rebellion steps out in front of her army, dressed in a
simple gi, with a large war hammer in her hands. For a moment, my
vision blurs, as she is superimposed by another picture. A picture
where she is hitting a red headed, pig-tailed girl. Even through the
hate which mars her face, I recognize her. The Goddess. Tendo Akane.
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To be continued...
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A few comments...
-For those of you who haven't read God Emperor of Dune, this is going to
be making zero sense. For those who have, this'll be making about an
iota more sense, since I used the basic idea, but twisted the plot
absolutely away. I'm using all the stupid flash backs to try to fill in
some of the past, but I keep on getting side tracked in them doing
stupid "character building sketches".
-In my decision to cast Ranma as the God Emperor, the main motivation
was an idea I picked up in "Thy Inward Love :Chasing the Wind". Its
that Ranma is cursed to have "the body of a young woman". I'm using
that to keep him locked in immortality.
-This is a Ranma-God Emperor of Dune cross over. If I ever bother to
write the Ranma - Dune cross over, I'll probably recast everybody (Ranma
as Duncan Idaho is VERY promising, though I'll be hard pressed not to
cast him as Paul Atreides or Leto Atreides. Using the Amazons for the
Bene Gesserit is also something begging to be exploited.). This is more
like a pilot that I'm trying out to see how the ideas work, and so I can
get some practice writing. It WILL be a full story, so any comments are
helpful. =)