On 22 Jul 98, at 4:40, Gary Kleppe wrote:

"Shunsuke" <shunsuke@mailcity.com> wrote:

"Attirant!  Oh, my little blossom, come with me, we shall make ze
beautiful music togezzer..." Ranma cooed as he glomped her.  In total
fear, Akane kicked Ranma in the head and ran over the engawa for dear
life.  

"Oh, the shame of it...my son, my son, how could you fall in the
Spring of Drowned French Skunk...?"

How about having Ranma's deadly rival show up next:

"RANMA!! Prepare to d-d-d-d-be killed."

*a horrid sound fills the bowels of the mailing list, similar to 
hundreds of readers groaning in agony*

Alright... that was just plain uncalled for. ^_^;
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