I was over at the Wildeman's pages, and read something inspiring.
Here is the Spamfic that was produced.  

=====================

Ranma vs. Hello Kitty
	by Skeezy5

=====================

Announcer: In the red corner, Saotome Ranma!

[Ranma raises his hand, expecting the crowd to cheer, but is loudly
booed.  A close up on the crowd reveals tightly packed seats, 
overflowing with cute, small girls.  At the forefront of this
group is... Shiratori Azusa.]

Announcer: And in the blue corner...

[The lights in the arena cut out, and a single spotlight shines 
upon the pair of double doors.  A hush falls over the crowd, as
the doors slowly open.  The guards that are blocking the crowd
from entering the aisle tense, knowing what will happen in a few
seconds.]

Announcer: HELLO KITTY!!!

[At the word Kitty, Ranma suddenly freezes.  The crowd of young,
over-energetic, kawaii-obsessed girls are in a frenzy, trying to
reach the small stuffed cat which is walking down the aisle.  She
strides aloof from the crowds, however, with the dignity of an
Empress.  Reaching the ring, she easily somersaults to on top
of the post.]

HK: 	Saotome Ranma!  Too long have you been the enemy of women!

	[The crowd boos loudly.]

	Too long have you abused the kawaii things about you.

	[The crowd continues to boo, some of the girls screaming.]

	For far too long have you denied the kawaii-ness of
	cats!  

	[The crowd is now in an uproar, shrieking and cursing Ranma.]

	Today...  Today, I shall avenge them all!

	[The cheering in the arena is deafening, and Ranma covers his
	ears until it subsides after many minutes.]

	Do you have anything to say in your defense?

[The arena is now silent.  The slow drip of a leak somewhere echoes 
about.  Ranma slowly uncovers his ears, staring in disbelief.]

Ranma:	But... but...  How can you talk?  You don't even have a mouth!

[At this, many of the girls break out in tears, others are consoling
them while yelling at Ranma.  They only finally subside when Hello
Kitty raises an arm.]

HK:	Saotome Ranma.  You have insulted me most grievously.
	You do not even know the answer to the question,
	'Why does Hello Kitty have no mouth?
	For that, you shall know suffering like you have never felt
	before...

=======================

Ha ha ha!!!  Sorry I had to write that...  I cut it short from the
original idea, so be thankful...  As for the question, it is a quite
real one.  "Why does Hello Kitty have no mouth?"  If you think you
know the answer... ^_^