On Thu, 30 Jul 1998, "Trakal" <trakal@map.com> wrote:
Dear Miss Washuu,
After careful evaluation of your abilities in robotics and technology,
we regret to
inform you that we are unable to hire you at this time. We find your
skills to be more
than adequate, however we feel that your presence in our corporation
would cause us to
eventually lose the reputation for which we are justly famous.
We wish you the best of luck in finding suitable employment.
Share & Enjoy!
Sirius Cybernetics.
AH! Hitchhikeres Guide crossover. Funny, especially since Douglas Adams
described the secret of the success of Sirius Cybernetics products being
the fact that
the small flaws distracted the user from noticing the big flaws.
Yes. But if Washu worked for them, then they'd have no flaws and their
incredibly
lucrative Complaints Department would go out of business, causing the
corporation to go
under. :)
of course, then Mihoshi would _have_ to show up, rendering into existence
the new, incredibly lucrative, Sirius Cybernetics corp. Mihoshi complaints
division..