This is a list I posted over a year ago.  I hope it gives you a chuckle
and C&C is very welcome.  :)

"TOP TEN EXCERPTS...."

(A collection of excerpts from non-existant Ranma 1/2 fanfics)

>From the Desk of Megane 6.7

Some of them are endings, some climaxes, others just plain weird.  >All 

of the fanfics they are from are fake and were never meant to be

written, at least by me.  I hope you enjoy them. 

Warning: This piece contains darkfic stuff, shockfic stuff and even a
little lemon.  You have been warned.

(Drum Roll Please.....)

10.  Ranma smiled as he gazed upon his new bride, knowing that he 
had finally found the one person he was destined to spend the rest of 
his life with.  Ranma turned to face his new lifemate and was about 
to say something but couldn't find the proper words to express what 
he was feeling at that moment.  

       "Ranma?"  His bride inquired.

       "Y....Yeah?"  Ranma nervously replied.

       "I....I love you."  She gave him a smile that lit up the >room, 

her eyes filled with the tears of joy, of happiness that knew >no 
bounds.

       "I....I love you too, Cologne."

       No further words were Necessary as they embraced one another 
for a kiss....the first of many to come and a future yet unwritten 
between them, yet a glorious one to be sure.

       The End.

(Excerpted from "You're never too old to be young")

If you think this hasn't happened, read the fic "All Good Things..."

9. (Excerpted from "Duck-Boy: The Last Day")

No comment

8.       I JUST GAVE THEM A BACKRUB.
(Excerpted from "The Private Diary of Kasumi the Axe Murderess")      

I thought that 'Kasumi the Axe-Murderess' was the brainchild of 
Webdragon.  Oh well.

7.  (Excerpted from "Ranma 1/2: The Otaku that Wouldn't Die")

        
Again, no comment

6.           Then she dropped the glass in shock.  There right in 
front of her eyes, were a furious pig-tailed girl, an equally furious 
panda....
       And a small little pig named P-Chan.....

(Excerpted from "Ranma 1/2: Aftermath of the Storm")    

I think that would be, "The Calm Before the Storm"

5. (Excerpted from "Ranma 1/2: The Musical")

As a Les Miserables fan, there is no way I could not like this.

4.  (Excerpted from "Ranma 1/2: Beauty and the Least")

Pardon me whilst I vomit.

3.  (Excerpted from "The Hibiki Heard Round the Universe.")  

I don't wanna know.

2.  (Excerpted from "These Nine Abilities of Mine")

Nine?  Where's Nine?  I only see one!

And the number one passage from a fanfic which wish we hadn't 
started reading in the first place....

1.      5. Oh Dad!  Oh Kasumi!  Oh Ranko!  Oh Nokoda!  Oh Happosai!
       (Excerpted from "Top Ten Rejected Lines for a Lemon Fanfic")

Ranma 1/2:  Marital Arts

Overall Impression:  I think that "Oh my!" is the best possible way for 
me to phrase it.

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Brian, singing off...



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