Subject: [FFML] [RE!] [FF] [R.5] Switch: Herbs and Spices Part 5
From: "Nikholas F. Toledo Zu" <niftol@i-manila.com.ph>
Date: 8/18/1998, 4:32 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

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A Ranma 1/2 Fan Fic
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Switch: Herbs and Spices Day 2
by Nikholas "Switch" F. Toledo
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Please do remember that Ranma 1/2 is a trademark and a copyright of and 
by some big name people and companies I am not even worthy to introduce.  
Anybody who says that I took any of their stuff better not find me 
hiding.  Also, great thanks to whoever reads this and likes it, good 
thanks to whoever reads it anyhow, and teeny-weeny thanks to whoever else 
even saw this. 
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                 Eighth Hour's Sleep and a Moment's Dream



	In an almost perfectly rectangular district of Tokyo, it became 
quiet.  It was quiet only because it was almost three in the morning;  
even perverts weren't around doing their jobs at this time.
	In the silence, a town slept.
	While those awake rested from having fought forces of perversion 
and insanity at their strongest (whether having made jackasses of 
themselves or having inquired lodgings in the nearest mental institutions 
they could locate), those asleep dreamt.
	After exactly two-hundred-and-twenty-nine seconds, chaos returned 
from recession.

	Happosai blinked.
	He had been lost in thought over the beautiful white that 
surrounded him on the top of Fuji-yama.  He clapped his hands three 
times, and meditated for a while longer.
	After that, he opened his icebox, and began enjoying life's more 
pink pleasures.

	Gosunkugi sat up, fully awake.
	It never bothered him that for as long as he could remember, he's 
only had three minutes and forty-odd seconds of sleep every day, at 
exactly the same time of night, just before three in the morning.  Too 
bad that no one really needed to be awake this awkward hour:  he was more 
reliable than any alarm clock.
	It had been useful, at times.  During the school time, for example, 
he could brush up on past lessons.  During vacations, though, he could 
get some work done on any of his little hobbies, like witchcraft.  One 
could never read enough of the lore.
	"Happens every time," he muttered, looking for three candles (one 
for the table, two for his head), the oil, and his five-inch nails.  One 
also could never be prepared enough, either.

	On a bed in the second floor of the Ucchan's, two intertwined 
bodies rolled over one another, switching their positions.  Ryoga, being 
the one on top, was the first to react.	
	Many people could attest to the fact that the senses worked better 
before dawn, past midnight.  In fact, Ryoga could immediately make out 
the form and figure of one ninja-cook below his own.  As a result, he 
went against step one:  he panicked like a headless chicken.
	"AAppht-," he nearly shouted, before he had a mouthful of long 
brown hair.  He sputtered;  he jostled.  He tried to disengage their 
arms, and failed.  He tried to avoid the fragrant scent of her just below 
him, and to avoid touching any part of her, clothed or not, as though 
contact was acid.  But, he couldn't;  and her skin was not corrosive, in 
any way.  In fact, it felt... soft.  Ohhhh... OK.  This was it.  He was 
going to lose it, now... think cool thoughts...
	He thought of the bed.  He thought of Ukyo.  He saw himself, and 
Ukyo, on a bed.  Oops.
	He thought that it wouldn't be nice if he bled all over Ukyo and 
her nice bed, with her on it, so he tried to roll off of it.  He forgot 
that he was twined with the young lady, and almost fell on her as they 
fell off the bed.
	Luckily, she carpeted her floor.  Unluckily, she carpeted the 
floor.

	Nabiki rolled in her sleep.  Had she woken, she would have 
remembered all the nuances of her dream.  She didn't want to;  she 
soundlessly continued her slumber.
	
	"Aaaagh!"  Ranma shook himself out of the dream.  They were still 
on the last and longest train ride they would take before hiking to the 
top of Mount Fuji.
	It was amazing that they caught the train this early, which would 
take them within ten kilometers of the foot of the mountain in the next 
five hours.  He couldn't really remember a train that traveled this 
route, but they were lucky to catch it anyhow.  Hopefully, their luck 
would hold in their oncoming match.
	It was imperative that they catch the evil master before he could 
do his mischief, because they were the only ones who could.  A summer 
ago, it took the Californian coast guard a whole month to nab the old 
freak and his spirit friend (or fiend), and a week for the havoc to start 
again.  That was also the week classes started again, he recalled.
	His mind wandered back to his dream.  He had come back home, with a 
present for Akane.  But, in the dream, he had fallen into a hole, 
dragging Akane along with him.
	What did it mean?  He drew a hand from within the blanket he was 
wrapped in to scratch his hand.  Was Akane's birthday coming up?  He knew 
it wouldn't come up quite yet.  His stomach gave a small motion:  it 
didn't quite sit well with decidedly hostile dreaming.
	He allowed himself a star and a moment to think of Akane by, before 
he gave in to the night.

	"Aaaagh!"  Akane woke with a start.  She sat up quickly in the 
dark.  Having checked her flower-motif watch, she knew that it was merely 
a few minutes past three. 
	A knock on the door was followed by an inquiry:  "What's wrong, 
Akane?"  
	"Oh, nothing, Kasumi."  A silence in the dark wanted to the filled.  
The younger one fixed herself in the dark, suddenly aware that her hair 
was such a mess.  "Can-... can you...?"
	The door opened soundlessly.  Although she couldn't discern the 
colors, she knew that her older sister was wearing her lavender silk 
pajamas.  It showed her maturity on her, the way it flowed slowly from 
her shoulders, like her hair, like the rest of her... slipping, sliding 
into the floor of the house.  She blinked.  A little hesitantly, the 
keeper of her home sat down on the foot of her bed, and she held her 
blanket to her below her chin.
	"Care to talk about it?"  Kasumi started with a smile that closed 
her eyes.  Her younger sibling looked confused, and she realized that, 
for her, it was a very prying question.  
	"I-... it was a ring."  
	She turned to the girl in yellow pajamas, who turned her eyes to a 
point approximately a foot from the edge of the bed.  She spoke without 
looking at her listener.  "He-... Ranma-... he gave me a ring.  Then 
he...," followed by a loss of words. 
	This troubled Kasumi for several reasons.  Akane was not prone to 
being excessively talkative about her and Ranma's engagement, or her 
dreams.  It had to have been a dream, and a rather disturbing one, 
because she had the exact same one, with Ranma giving his fianc�e a shiny 
ring, and the two of them being sucked into the ground.  She had just 
woken up from it.
	But, most important yet, it had hit whatever had been troubling her 
sister squarely on the head.  She needed to talk to him, not to her.  But 
she was the only one there.
	"Shhh... it's okay."  She motioned to approach her distraught 
sibling, but stopped a short distance later.  She took the hands that 
wrapped themselves on shaky knees into her own, and squeezed slightly.  
She didn't really know for whom the gesture was for.  Akane then looked 
her in the eyes, and she gave her best impression of quiet confidence.  
	"I... what does it mean?"  It was a desperate question, one she had 
to answer.  It meant a lot of things, things she wasn't going to reveal.  
Not yet.
	Kasumi thought she knew.  "Nothing," she lied.  "Nothing at all."

	Kuno should have woken up;  he usually did when he had such a 
nightmare as he had just had.  He would have then blamed it upon the fact 
that Sasuke had neglected to continue the shadowplay he had not concluded 
the other night.  That would have resulted in such a foreseen disaster, 
relayed to him by his subconscious as the earth engulfing his two true 
loves.  But he did not.  He was content to lay where he was until the 
dawn broke, sweating.

	The trio on the top of the Cat Cafe was content to roll around on 
the roof.  The two that were locked in a vise-like grip (or, the one 
locked in a vise-like grip by the other) merely rolled slowly from side 
to side, with the female on top.  (One would have assumed that the 
particular female that was on top of the particular pair on top of the 
particular roof would have wanted to be particularly on top, and would 
have been wrong for thinking so.)  
	The third just rolled off the roof, and ended up two stories below 
on a side street.  The fact that the figure was in a sleeveless shirt and 
boxer shorts could not predetermine the events resulting from the 
discovery of only two not-so-primly-dressed people on the rooftop.
	
	Dr. Tofu mumbled incoherently into the flat of the desk in front of 
him.  Because the desk was hard, and he was wearing glasses, he had lain 
his head sideways.  Many of those who sleep in the middle of classes 
would find that, given a prescribed amount of time, a certain amount of 
homeostatic imbalance would occur.
	He startled himself awake by realizing that he had slept for four 
hours.  The desk lamp was still open, though his books had been arranged 
rather neatly on the head on the table.  What he was holding in his left 
hand was a pencil, and that he only used... then he saw the letter.
	It had a huge wet stain on it.
	He patted the right corner of his mouth.  He took out a 
handkerchief and patted that at the offending trail.  He then took a look 
at what he had written, and found that the saliva had made the paper 
translucent, and that the lead could not be made out, from the white 
background.  He crumpled the paper, and threw the wad into a wastebasket.  
He then went in search for a basin to wash his hands in.
	He left the handkerchief on one of the beds, then thought the 
better of it, and took it to the back, to the clothes hamper.  Wouldn't 
want to be a messy bachelor.  He wondered why the laundry bin was so 
full, though.  Didn't I just do the wash yesterday?  He shook his head.  
All this out-of-schedule sleeping was giving him some jet lag.  Bad for 
the body.
	He went to the desk, and sat in front of it, out of habit.  Or was 
it that he was tired?  He rubbed the bridge of his nose, having taken his 
glasses off.  No... just drained.  He reversed the direction of rubbing, 
and put on the glasses again.  He thought about the reverie he had.  How 
Kasumi would look when she was older.  How he still felt the same about 
her.  How she had forgotten about him... 
	No.  There wasn't any need for regret.  There was time, time enough 
to spare.  And letters, letters to send.  He took the books and began to 
return them to their shelves.  
	He put the books straight in, each in their proper slot.  He 
noticed that the book of acupuncture poems had mysteriously returned, but 
the book which was entitled "365 Days of Herbs and Spices:  Proper Gift 
Preparation" was now missing.  It wasn't in its place alongside its 
supplement, "Leap Year Seasoning", and he couldn't recall having needed 
it today.
	He couldn't remember hanging the phone up, but the receiver was off 
its cradle, and it hung limply along the side of the low cabinet.  He set 
it back, hoping that he wouldn't be called in for an emergency in the 
next three hours.  In that case, he pondered, Ranma and Akane should put 
off arguing among themselves or with other people for a short while.
	He fixed some bedsheets, potted plants, tables, and low-lying 
overhead lamps.  He supposed that most clinics across Nerima had the same 
state of dishevelment, due mainly to the nature and the breeding of the 
clientele.
	Finally, before he closed the desk lamp, he considered very 
carefully whether or not he would redo the note he had ruined earlier.  
He couldn't help but think back to that other letter.  It was still the 
best he'd ever written, but it was still... off.  It was still lacking.  
He wondered if he'd ever make it good enough for... for what it was 
written for.
	He picked up the envelope, one like hundreds before it.  He sighed.  
Maybe he should just send them to his mother.  Maybe she'd know what to 
do with them.  He didn't.

	Nodoka slipped from the dream into the still sleep.  She knew 
better than to wake up before she had to.  And there was at least two 
more hours before that.

	Ryoga was almost able to disentangle himself from the knot that he 
formed with Ukyo and her blanket.  He tried to keep his bearings straight 
to form a coherent picture of what exactly he was doing in Ukyo's bedroom 
while Ukyo was in it, and, if worse came to worst, if there was something 
memorable about it.  He thought blindly into the concept.  Then he felt 
the need to donate some blood in the bathroom sink.
	He stood up, took a few quick steps, then fell face-first into the 
floor.

	The man shifted unnaturally in his sleep.  If he dreamt tonight, he 
was sure that no one would have understood the dream.  

	Ryoga had sat down, carefully trying to remove the vise-like grip 
Ukyo had on his left ankle.  He rubbed his nose, and made sure that there 
wasn't any blood spilled from that jolt.  If he lost any more blood, he'd 
probably be in shock for at least a week.  So he just closed his eyes and 
promised not to take advantage of the precarious situation made by Ukyo, 
the light, and the not-so-absence of clothing in several places of Ukyo's 
body.
	He concentrated.  He returned to the training he once had done for 
the Breaking Point Technique.  He sifted through his memory for some 
"inner self" katas, and promptly got lost.
	He found, instead, some memories of Akane.  Her smile, her graceful 
form, her aura of compassion.  He saw her sitting down to his left.  
"Ryoga," she said.
	"Akane," he murmured, keeping hard to his focus, his Atman, his 
soul, his inner child... he was lost again.
	She took his left hand in hers, and he tried not to flinch.  
"Don't," she said.  "Just don't."  She patted his hand with hers.
	He almost went completely out of his mind, when he heard a tongue 
clicking.  He turned his head to see Nabiki.  "My sister AND me?  You 
know how that would make her feel..."
	He thought about it.  He didn't.
	Nabiki made a theatrical hand-to-chest movement, accentuating her 
traditional tea-ceremony sitting position.  She looked like a perfect 
lady.  "You men are all alike."  She gave him a deceptively meek 
expression.  "Do you know how that makes me feel?"
	No, he didn't.  But he didn't need to say that, did he?
	"I know what you make me feel."  That one wasn't from Nabiki 
though.  It was from the Ukyo sitting in front of him, wearing her hair 
askew, enrobed in her blanket.  She gave a sleepy expression, and ran a 
hand self-consciously through her brown tresses.  She actually smiled, a 
small simple smile.
	He blushed uncontrollably, but forced his position.  His brow 
furrowed deeply, and he tried to confront this specter, amongst the 
others.  "What am I doing here?  Why... why...?"  His forefingers met, 
and they pushed against each other in an pseudo-isometric exercise, 
making rusty squeaking noises.  "I... I mean...?"
	Ukyo, who wasn't quite awake, but was quite disheveled (what were 
they doing on the floor?), just wondered what was wrong with Ryoga.  But, 
after clearing her head a bit, she recognized the nervous bit.  "Yes?"  
she asked, after arranging her position to edge towards the traveling 
artist.
	Ryoga, not quite aware that he was out of his trance, forged ahead.  
"Why am I here?  In your bedroom?  Did..."  He faltered for a moment, 
assessing the impact of his statement.  "Did we DO something last night?"
	It took Ukyo a few moments to digest the actual gist of the 
question.  She giggled a bit after that.  Then, she giggled some more.  
She stopped just before a snicker.  "No, we did NOT do something," she 
lightly replied.  "I'm not that kind of girl, silly."
	Ryoga was starting to wonder where this was leading up to.  "What 
am I doing here with you?  The last thing I remember seeing, before the 
bedroom, was Nabiki, and..."
	"Nabiki," Ukyo echoed.
	"... we came to have lunch coming from the bank," he finished.  He 
paused.  "Don't... don't tell me that... that I..."
	Ukyo started to wonder why Ryoga was caught nonplussed at all.  
"No, you didn't walk in on me.  I took you in after she..."
	"... kissed me."  He was surprised to have remembered at all.  
He... he sort of wanted to remember.  He couldn't.  But... he remembered 
a tree.  Being up in a tree.  And Ukyo was there.
	"Yes," she said, and felt silent, sullen.
	The hand on his ankle went cold, and Ryoga had no idea why.  Ukyo 
wanted to kill the silence, but kept the tone neutral.  "You passed out.  
I... I wanted to take care of you...."
	The Freudian slip went flying past Ryoga's keen sensibilities.  He 
kept trying to remember details of his dream, in an effort to clear his 
latest set of confusions.  It really didn't matter that he kept on mixing 
in elements from yesterday's bizarre events;  they completely coincided 
with each other's facts, overall.  Besides, he was used to confusing 
situations.
	Ukyo simply couldn't believe the change in heart Ryoga had.  One 
moment, there was a certain passion (towards her, she had thought, but 
she rectified her opinion), but now he was... cold.  Dissociated.  She 
wanted, badly, to know.  But, also, she realized as a shiver shook her 
slightly, that she needed...
	Ryoga hugged her, hard.  She almost wasn't able to breathe, but 
then he changed his grip to a lighter one.  He held her, his arms meeting 
in the middle of her back, under her own arms.  She had held on to him 
involuntarily when he had hugged her, and felt the way his shoulders were 
nudging her arms.  She closed her arms tighter, and closed her eyes, 
smiling.
	The wearied wanderer noticed the change in external body 
temperature.  Namely, the cold hand left his ankle, and a hot, ragged, 
stream of wind beating somewhere on the junction of his neck and his 
body.  This, at last, withdrew him from his trance.
	He was holding his arms loosely around someone's back.  This 
someone was likewise wrapped around him.  He knew without wondering that 
it was Ukyo, and was glad, because he was a friend, and she needed a hug.  
When she had hugged him tighter, and had virtually jumped into his arms, 
which, because he was sitting, caused them to lean backwards, he felt a 
kind of bounciness he had only dreamt of.  He was unconscious before he 
hit the floor.
	Ukyo just whispered into his ear, "I love you."

	Kasumi entered her room quietly, and faced away from the door to 
close it.  She let out a low sigh, and wondered how her mother would have 
dealt with this situation.  She sent out a prayer to her mother, thanking 
her for keeping watch over all of them.
	She turned on the light, knowing full well that she would never get 
any sleep in the hour she had before she was scheduled to wake up.  She 
had to get her mind off of... things.  But everywhere she turned, there 
was some sort of distress.  If you can save the world by helping each and 
every one...
	She went over to her bed, and found the book she had borrowed from 
Dr. Tofu.  She could read that.  She opened the book up to the page for 
the 18th of April, and perused that the best gift was an herb called 
Demon's Kiss.  Never on a Sunday, she thought, as she listed it down, 
recalling that she had a few friends who have their birthdays on that 
date.
	As she turned to the next page, her marker fell open on the ground.  
As she turned to pick it up, she had noticed faintly the clean scribbles 
of the chiropractor's handwriting.  It was so faint, that she hadn't 
noticed it before.  She probably wouldn't have bothered with it, and 
would have returned it without incident later today, but that's not how 
these things were to work out;  she had read the first line.
	She picked the letter up, absent-mindedly closed the book, sat, and 
read.
	And read.



                         Ninth Inning and Outing



	Ki is an unusual thing.  
	During the earlier years of the sciences, they had thought that 
heat was a type of matter, flowing from body to body as a liquid would as 
it is poured from a container into another.  Enlightenment had started 
when they had begun to realize that heat was a manifestation of entropy 
in matter.  
	Latter-day developments in this field of physics are already of the 
notion of the ultimate unification of all the forms of energy;  that all 
forms of energy in nature are different shades of the same basic 
material, present in all forms.
	In this sense, maybe ki is a form of energy.
	Ki also has a tendency to be attacked by more down-to-earth forces, 
like gravity, and inertia.  The Earth, not only being a large 
electromagnet, is also a large ki-magnet, but the chi (as compared to 
your normal person's ki) that the Earth keeps in its reservoir is mostly 
on its surface, and is sedentary, much like a large lake.  Instead of 
being completely static, the chi of the Earth follows a current, much 
like the clouds in the sky, due to planet's rotation on its axis.
	In today's modern day and age, man is going speeds increasing, 
keeping with a brisk pace that society sets for it.  This means that a 
larger amount of stress can be caused by going against the currents set 
by terrestrial chi.
	Following the path that Ranma and company took from Nerima, in 
Tokyo, to Mount Fuji, their route takes them from east to west, which 
goes in the same direction as the rotation of the earth.  This rotation 
causes the clouds to run from west to east, as would the chi-currents.  
Thus, the ki of the high-powered martial artists would, effectively, be 
immersed in a stream of counter-flowing chi.
	Needless to say, blowing into the wind would just get spit into 
your face.

	"... princess... no... no coffee, please... cooking... hmmm," 
Shampoo murmured into her forearm in Chinese.  "... gotta... keep... 
awake," she continued, as a pot began to boil nearby.  "... might cause a 
fire...."  She dozed off, turning over, and accidentally hit the knob for 
the stove, shutting off the burner.  Her mouth opened to different widths 
regularly, softly.

	"... Daddy.  I love you, Daddy."
	Ukyo saw her father look over her from their embrace.  He pulled 
away, still within her arms' width, to say, "so, what has my tiger been 
doing today?"
	He looked a lot larger than she could remember... almost as huge 
and imposing as he was when she was still an apprentice chef, back when 
she was six.  She could swear that she was wearing that yellow headband 
she used to wear... but, no.  It was just matted hair, on a sweaty brow.  
	She looked up into her father's confident but amused gaze, "I've 
been training for the time I'd meet Ranma."  She didn't wonder why she 
was using that caring tone she had whenever she mentioned his name, just 
at the sad note which she carried it with.  She felt the tears in her 
eyes.  "Tell me again, Daddy.  Why he left me."
	"I didn't leave you, Ucchan."  Ranma kept the warmth in his arms in 
his eyes.  "I never would."
	"But... Ranma."  She cut off what she would say as she lay her head 
on his chest, his manly chest, and stopped.
	"What?"  Ranma had a questioning glance.
	"Ranma... I... I... don't think you love me."  She wouldn't afford 
to return the caring link he extended, afraid.
	"Why?  I... I love you."  His hesitation was bridged by a painful 
gap.
	"As a friend," she supplied.  "Nothing more."
	"Isn't that what matters?"  he said, his innocent tone beckoning 
her to open up, to care.
	"No, it's not."  She looked into his eyes, then.  Ryoga's eyes.
	"But, what could there be between us?  You have Ranma, I have 
Akane."  
	"But I don't, and you don't.  They have each other."  She kept her 
chest coming closer to Ryoga's.  She let a shuddering sigh out.
	"You want substitutes.  For you and me."  Ryoga didn't sound hurt, 
just curious.  "A happy ending."
	"NO," she intoned.  "Well, yes, a happy ending.  But... Ryoga..."
	"I can't believe that you're giving up on him.  That you'd want me 
to give up on Akane.  Or Nabiki."  Ryoga's voice had a chastising, sharp 
tone, beneath its lack of volume.
	She shook a bit, when he mentioned Nabiki.  "I... I haven't."  She 
was a bit surprised with her own answer.  She couldn't loosen her grip on 
him.  She spoke into his chest.  "It was just... just that when you... 
and Nabiki... came in yesterday.  She... she wanted to... take you away 
from me."  She ended that statement awkwardly.
	She felt her face moisten.  A hand lifted from her back, and 
pectorals stretched obliquely.  She looked up to see Ryoga offer her a 
bandanna.  She took her own hand from his back, and graciously accepted 
it.
	She was able to put in, "I-," *sob*, "I... didn't know what to do.  
I did," *sob*, "what came," *sob*, "to me first....  I really didn't," 
*sob*, "think about it..."  She gave herself a good half-minute to clear 
her sinuses.  Ryoga sort of let his left arm drape across the small of 
her back, his hand brushing her left waist, while his right arm held her 
shoulders reassuringly.
	"I... I guess I didn't want her to.  To get you.  From me.  I- It 
felt right for a while, and it was so silly," she was smiling to herself, 
"because I, I wanted you to care for me, too."  Under her breath, she 
added, "I thought you did, too."
	Ryoga lay, calm-as-you-please, where he was.  Where he was under 
Ukyo, on the floor.  He was amazed.  He was touched, but he felt... at 
peace.  Shock, he thought.
	"Ukyo," he began, having only entered the conversation during the 
time Ukyo had mentioned Nabiki, "I... I care for you."
	"Don't give me that crap," her voice became savage, "not as a 
friend, dammit.  I wouldn't have bothered as much as I have if I wanted 
to make a friend, Ryoga."  She said nothing, her heart beating as much as 
it was doing.
	Ryoga couldn't really say much.  He wanted to be completely honest;  
a strange thing, since he couldn't be completely honest with Akane.  But 
he really didn't know what to say.  All he knew was that when he saw the 
tears roll down her cheek was that he wanted to hold her tight and make 
the tears disappear.  Nothing you would call love immediately.  But what 
was?  Gazing into the eyes of someone who kissed you, but thought you 
were a pig?
	He held her still form closely, tucked his head, keeping his face 
in her hair, and rocked them side to side.

	Kasumi closed the letter neatly, by twice folding it, then firmly 
enforcing the crease onto the paper.  She put it on top of the book, 
which already rested near the potted plant near the head of her bed.  She 
slipped silently into bed, and lay into it, thinking.  She had forgotten 
that dawn was to break in half an hour.

	Genma woke, bursting his bubble with an audible *pop*.  He had had 
a wonderfully unremarkable night's sleep;  he had half-expected to dream 
of his estranged wife, and half-expected to have a nightmare involving 
her katana.  
	He blinked in the spring early morning, aware that the days were 
starting to grow longer and that the purples of dawn were coming out 
earlier.  Since it was still too dark to play a decent game of go, he 
returned to sleep.

	Shampoo came to almost immediately.  Luckily, the stew had not 
cooled to the point where the effects of the cooking would have been 
nullified.  She went to wash her hands, and douse herself with a 
negligible amount of cold water.  It wouldn't do well to shrink in her 
skin now, as she took a bowl of the potion concocted, and went on a 
bicycle to find the terrible transvestite.

	Akane woke up, quite refreshed, despite having woken up two hours 
earlier.  Talking to Kasumi had helped, but not by too much.  It was just 
the smell of the dew of dawn which held her breathing in and out and 
lying on her bed for the next ten minutes.
	Soon, the odor of cooking oil on a shallow pan wafted through the 
air, cutting through the communion nature had with her.  The hues held a 
parade, and it was well into orange when she sat to stretch the kinks out 
of her system.
	She chose not to have her bath yet, and opened her closet to find a 
change of clothes appropriate to her light mood.  She arbitrarily opened 
drawers, hoping that the clothing would catch her attention, instead of 
her having to look for it.
	The middle drawer opened to an appropriate pair of a yellow tank-
top and a set of short denim shorts.  She immediately closed the drawer, 
unaware of the origin of a cold draft that entered her room.
	She settled for a short-sleeved dress, which was frilly and satiny.  
It felt cool to the skin, and for a moment, she felt irretrievably calm.  
She wondered if she had ever worn this when Ranma was around, because the 
calm which she felt mixed with the warmth she felt just by thinking of 
him, of him, in those brief moments of want, gave her a heady, 
intoxicating sensation.  She sat on the floor, her knees giving ever so 
slightly, and she laid her hands on her lap, one atop the other.
	She yawned, bringing her thoughts into perspective.  She stood, 
giving the room a once-over, then closed the door, bare feet on the 
hallway wood.

	Nodoka woke up, finally satisfied that time had come.  The day 
looked good, and the sun didn't glare into her eyes as much as shine.  
She had a good feeling that today, she would at last meet her husband, 
and her son.  She was sure of it.  She wore her smile with her through 
cooking her breakfast, and she actually was able to sing a lullaby she 
had forgotten.  The tune wasn't obvious at first, but as she came to the 
refrain, she had enough to go on the rest of the song.

			"There's a candle, shining true,
			 in the window, just for you.
			 Red and yellow, blue and gold,
			 always hot against the cold.

			 Mother's waiting;  she's inside,
			 nowhere can there shadows hide.
			 Keep you safe, and keep you warm,
			 sleeping sound on Mother's arm."

	After leaving the eggs in the frying pan, she started fishing for 
some fresh milk, which she set on the table along with the plate and 
stainless steel utensil.  She forgot the glass.

			"She'll never forget that smile you had.
			 She'll never forget you say 'I love you.'
			 She'll never forget that smile you had.
			 She'll never forget you say 'I love you.'"

	She had nearly forgotten that she was singing, as she got some rice 
from the cooker.  She put this on the plate, as she poured some milk into 
her glass.

			"There's a candle, shining true,
			 in the window, just for you.
			 Almost gone, it's flickering,
			 rain outside pit-pattering.

			 Mother's waiting;  she's inside,
			 looking where the shadows hide.
			 Are you safe?  Who keeps you warm?
			 Mother wishes you no harm."

	The healthy crackling of her scrambled eggs told her that three 
minutes had already elapsed.  She took the pan in one hand, and closed 
the burner with the other.  Making sure that none of the oil went in the 
plate, she extracted her serving.

			"She'll never forget that smile you had.
			 She'll never forget you say 'I love you.'
			 She'll never forget you left with Dad.
			 She'll never forget you say 'I love you.'"

	Somehow, when she ate her breakfast, her spirits dwindled, but kept 
high.
	 
	The man slammed the door, not bothering to switch on the lights.  
It was a long day, and he was desperate for a bath.  If only he could 
afford to get a place with a bath.  If only he could afford to get a 
place with one;  he might have to get his bath tomorrow, after he woke 
up.  If he'd remember to do so.
	He tried to conjure the strength to wonder if all that he's done 
was right, but he felt he really didn't have that much of a choice.  Free 
will, in his case, was simply to keep ignorant of the world, and the 
world ignorant of him.  He still had a hundred destinies to fulfill, most 
important of which has his own.
	He fell asleep as his body hit the bed.

	Tsubasa rolled in the trash.  His nap would not have ended, had he 
not rolled over to stuff his nose into a smelly old boot.
	"Hrrr-pbht!"  He was about three seconds too late to stop olfactory 
contact.  He was reeling for the next three minutes, until a cold gust of 
wind sent him shivers in the alley.
	He took a good look at his undershirt, and the light blue boxers, 
with little ducks and "Quack"s on it.  "Ugh," he said, with a little 
blush.
	Finding some suitable attire (rearranging to find a relatively 
odorless, dry and clean cardboard box), the master of disguise could 
barely make out sounds coming from the top of the building to his left.
	Not knowing better, he jumped into the middle of a drama.

	Kuno woke up.  He blinked.  Ahhh... the summer wind.  He had missed 
it so much.
	He left his quarters, donning a dark-toned kimono, and left to 
practice swipes at assorted dummies.

	Cologne fully opened her eyes, as she had only been half-asleep.  
The peak of Japan's most revered volcano was fast growing before her, but 
it was not as large as she had needed it to be.  She continued her 
meditation, summoning the reserves of ki she would need.  
	Traveling as they had, they were, quite effectively running counter 
to the normal path of the Earth's own chi.  It would not suit them to 
exert at all, as they would no doubt have to readjust their orientation 
before they would reduce their velocity.
	She rested, keeping her eyes on the sleeping forms.
	
	Akane entered to kitchen, hoping to catch a few quick cooking tips 
(or maybe even to try a recipe).  "Good morning, Kasu..."
	She trailed off at the sight that greeted her after turning the 
corner.  Across from the table in the center of the room, a figure was 
audibly chopping on a board, near the sink.  The table itself had 
foodstuffs organized into piles of vegetables, cooking additives (along 
with cooking oil, baking soda, flour, and some soba noodles), and 
seasonings.  Some cooking oil was already in the process of being heated, 
and a small cloud was starting to come from it.
	Nabiki turned from her cutting.  "Where'd you put the eggs, Kasumi?  
They're not in the..."  She noticed the expression Akane was wearing.  
"...'fridge."
	"We're all out of eggs, Nabiki.  Kasumi said that they were all out 
when she bought the groceries yesterday."
	"Oh" was all her older sister said.  
	Nabiki was tempted to wipe the sweat from her brow, but just 
wrinkled it.  She reached out for a towellette from the roll under a 
shelf, and dabbed at her brow with that.  She wiped off some oil from her 
fingers on the side of the apron, taking care not to touch the jumper 
underneath.
	"So," Akane started.
	"... what am I cooking?"  Nabiki chuckled under her breath.  Maybe 
she  could just talk her way past her little sister.  "Breakfast."
	"All this," her baby sister said, indicating the preparations on 
the table, "just for the three of us?"
	"Well, I was thinking of making us brunch, really."
	"Where is Kasumi, anyway?  Isn't she awake yet?  Is she sick?"  
Akane knew that her eldest sister was always awake before anyone else, 
making breakfast before waking the rest of the family.  Her lilting, 
worried tone carried that.
	Nabiki shook her head.  Such a creature of status quo... afraid of 
change.  Actually, both she and her beloved husband-to-be were such 
beasts.  That's probably been a reason why they've been so slow in 
their... proper consummation.  She gave such a smirk at the thought of 
her meek and clumsy sister... well, when she's not given to temper, that 
is.  
	"No, she just overslept, I think."
	Akane focussed her guilty-party staring at her toes.  It clearly 
indicated that she had an inkling as to why their eldest sibling was 
still asleep.  This, Nabiki thought, was a better thought, than that.  
	"Don't worry.  I'll check up on her later," Nabiki offered.
	Her blue-haired sister just nodded, and excused herself.  "If you 
need to get Dr. Tofu..."
	"... I'll call you."  Nabiki was glad she wasn't even going to try 
to help in the kitchen.
	"... um... Nabiki... would you need help...?"  Akane was partway 
out the door.
	Nabiki kept her sigh.  "No, I'll be fine.  Maybe you should check 
on big sis."
	Akane sighed.  "Oh, okay."  She closed the door behind her softly.
	Nabiki let out a breath, then remembered the pan.  As she toned 
down the burner, she looked at her mother's cookbook again.  She looked 
at the recipe for "Homemade Okonomiyaki", and found no way of making do 
without the eggs.  Dismissing her own particular needs, she leafed 
around, trying to find something she could even try to cook for her 
family.

	Tsubasa had almost gotten up the wall, when he heard the breaking 
of a bowl.  He had caught a ladle that jumped from shingle to shingle 
onto his noggin.  It smelled of something else, really.  He let go of it, 
like the wet, dirty old sock it reminded him of.
	"You witch!  What did you just feed me?"  an enraged male voice had 
shouted.
	"S-Stupid!"  said the voice that made his heart stop.  "You leave 
now!"
	"Damned right!  I can't believe that I stayed as long as I have 
with you!  Go to your stupid Prince Charming, and have your happy 
ending!"
	Tsubasa was able to clamber up faster, catching a glimpse of a 
long-haired young man in a white tunic turn away from the love of his 
life.  She, on the other hand, looked like she had a frog in her throat.  
The pent-up look, and her barely restrained emotion, in his honest 
opinion, made her seem all the more animated, more desirable.  She had an 
almost teary-eyed expression.  "Leave!  Shampoo no care!"  She turned on 
her heel.
	Mousse had simply wanted to be very, very far away from Shampoo.  
Except that he still had to get his meager belongings, which were in the 
cellar.  Her cellar.
	He angrily took the frilly pink dress tatters that stuck to him, 
and threw them in the carton which he saw on the roof.  He then bodily 
tossed the cardboard package into the open trash bin floors below.  He 
made a show of clapping his hands to clean them, crossed the top of the 
Cat Cafe, then jumped down to the front of the restaurant, which was the 
fastest way to the cellar, in his opinion.  
	Too bad that he hadn't seen a truck coming across, which he got 
onto and away.
	Tsubasa wondered, as consciousness fled him, if this was one of 
those days when waking up just wasn't worth it.
	Kodachi, otherwise unnoticed on the roof, did not care much.  She 
was still fast asleep, and now quite alone.

	"Son-in-law," Cologne arced the end of her staff at Ranma.
	"Wh-"  The staff hit.  "What?  What you do that for?"
	She indicated the foremost object in their periphery.
	"We're here."



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	Gwaaaaahhhh.  The FFML has been doing the belly-flop, and the world 
is a dark and lonely place.  'Nuff said.
	I'm back to murder grammar and chuck spellcheckers, and there's 
only one way to flow:  outward.  I'm probably going to work on several 
stories in the Odds and Ends line, like Dr. Tofu's take in "Letter #361" 
and the hopefully successful fight scene at Mount Fuji in "Battle of 
Witlesses", while trying to ply wares and to offer slots for other 
writers to take on the backgrounds (and possibly concurrent side-stories) 
for Switch.  (The fic... not me... Argonaut says he's organizing a DBTFH 
group for me.)
	I'm very happy to mention my pre-reader group, with Joseph Sutedja, 
Keener, Shadow Dancer, TimeRunner, Magic Knight Kyone, Andrew Huang, and 
Mr. Panda.  Of course, much thanks to the people iRL, as well as the rest 
of the Zu.
	Talking about the zoo, this week I can get to bunch them all in a 
room, and hopefully we can get some stuff done.
	As for the story (which, of course, is flowing as it does), much of 
the waking up is taking too long.  *sigh*  Getting too much attention 
from the Ryoga-and-Ukyo-forever group... wonder how they all would feel 
after the Herbs and Spices arc, when I ewrascasasc.  Ooops.  Spoilers 
later.
	Waiting for part ten, we're revamping the list.  Thus:
	Ranma:  on the way to Mt. Fuji, with Soun, Genma, and Cologne
	Akane:  in the Tendo-ke, with her sisters, waiting for Kasumi to 
wake
	Nabiki:  in the Tendo-ke, cookin' up a storm
	Soun:  on the way to mortal combat at Fuji-yama, with the Saotomes 
and Cologne
	Genma:  on a train to Fuji-san, transformed, with the shock troops
	Happosai:  icebox-toting on top of Mt. Fuji
	Ryoga:  with Ukyo, in Ukyo's bedroom, rocking
	Ukyo:  with Ryoga, in Ukyo's bedroom, rocking
	Kasumi:  asleep in the Tendo-ke
	Tofu:  asleep, where he should be
	Betty:  being a good model 
	Cologne:  fight, Mt. Fuji, three young males...
	Shampoo:  left an angry Mousse on the roof of the Cat Cafe
	Tsubasa:  unconscious, in a trash bin, outside the Cat Cafe
	Nodoka:  breakfasting in the Saotome house
	Kuno:  in the Kuno estate, honing skills
	Sasuke:  gwah... missing in action
	Kodachi:  on the roof of the Cat Cafe, unconscious
	Mousse:  on top of a truck cruisin' past the Cat Cafe, blind as a 
bat
	Mr. Turtle:  doin' the 'gator thing
	Gosunkugi:  oilin' some nails... when'd he come in?
	The man:  asleep, in the fourth floor of some unnamed building 
	Next up, ten to one against.  Odds of the fic finishing?  Odds of 
anything major happening in the next chapter?  Odds of the next part 
coming before a lemon?  Odds of the agreeability of seasickness medicine 
with the fic?  Odds of the Spin Doctors getting a hit album again?  Or, 
odds that things get better before they get worse?
	Please somehow send C&C.
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