I just volunteered for a tempbanning, didn't I?

write a fanfic:

Searching For Tybalt.

send the Ranma cast (or any other) after eveybody's favorite admin. 

that way, it'll be _really_ on topic. 

though, for some reason, I can see this as an SM fic, with Tybalt a
blu-haired, waiflike humanoid, imbued with awesome power..   Bound into a
dark pit in the Negaverse, the Senshi must fight their way through hordes
of enemies to rescue him. 

I rather like the idea.