Actually, this was submited by Ryoucillo, the Master of Spamfics.  The 
sig line is his trademark, and this was just his lampooning of the 
Critic Troll.

--Freemage

Date: Thu, 27 Aug 1998 23:20:30 -0400
To: Joey Paragaparas <bogue@negia.net>
From: Jonathan Ng <jonathan@worldy.com>
Subject: Re: [FFML][spam] Joey Paragaparas Review Corner
Cc: ffml@fanfic.com

At 08:20 PM 8/27/98 +0000, Joey (a thinly disguised gubby) wrote:

Shampoo 1/2 Chapter 34

I'm sorry, but I did not read this fic for obvious reasons.
It is longer than twenty pages! What does he think we are?
Rocket scientists?! Stop wasting our time with worthless 
long winded stories and write more hate mail to me! 
Four thumbs down!

Waters Under Earth Chapter  23

Now, I'm sure all of you have heard of this so called 'great series'.
Well, it sucks! I took the time out to browse through this fic
and found it lacking in scenes involving urine! This is an outrage!
How can you possibly hope to make this story entertaining when
there is no urine in it! Twelve thumbs down!

Wow!!! It's another GUBby!  Hello, gubby.

I know I'm gonna be glad when I finally finish my mail and get onto 

Shampoo

1/2 Chapter 34 (3 more chapters to go, D.B.!  I'm almost done!!!) and 

WUE

23 (Just as soon as I get off my lazy bum and finish my C&C of 19 and 

20).

(Yup.  The guy's a troll.  He's promoting spam)

I'd say hail the god of urine, but right now I'm all out. :)

Jonathan Ng
(who's made his sig short so Tybalt won't freak)

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