Why Should I?  v1.1  ~  A Neon Genesis Evangelion LemonFiction by:
Quatragonal Limited Productions

Design and planning:
     Main designer/planner ~ Mien Diem ~ miendiem@hotmail.com
     Co-planner ~ Ryo-Ohki ~ xyz47@hotmail.com 
     Co-planner ~ Aerith Gainsborough ~ aerith_gainsborough@mailexcite.com

Writing:
     Author ~ Mien Diem

Revising / Editing
     Revisionist ~ Mien Diem
     Content Editor ~ Ryo-Ohki
     Spelling Editor ~ Aerith Gainsborough

Test Readers:
     Veros Xrarshne {Vashern@aol.com}
     Kemjin {KhyronX@aol.com}
     Greyman {greyman@hotmail.com}
     Samsel {samsel@stlnet.com}
     Ryo {Ryoganeko5@aol.com}
     Andre {AmazinBoyS@aol.com}
     Synth {SYNTH real@aol.com}
     Peter (ShKHadoken@aol.com}
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     "I got convinced to try a very foolish and futile thing.  People have
requested that I try
my hand at writing a lemonfic.  As such, I intend to try to write the best,
most 
controversial lemon that I possibly can.  Of course, all warnings apply.  It
is a lemon, 
and that means it has sex in it.  Yes, that's right.  This fic is going to
contain written 
information which is sexual in nature.  Therefore, if you are under the legal
viewing age (18, I think), or are easily offended by material of this nature,
I would suggest that you take the liberty of closing this fic / hitting the
back button on your browser / etc. right now.  Otherwise, go ahead and read
on.  This isn't going to really fit anywhere specific into the continuity of
the show.  It takes place after Asuka has moved in, but before Touji became a
pilot.  That only narrows it down to ... eight episodes or so, if I did the
math right.  Anyway, the actual placement of it isn't really important.  It's
a LEMON, for God's Sake!  You're not supposed to read it for the GD
continuity!  This'll contain spoilers ... I guess.  I'm not really sure.  I
can't guarantee your safety in knowledge (or lack thereof) if you actually
read this fic.  Therefore, let it be known that this fic will contain
_SPOILERS_ content-wise, because it is based on events that actually occur ...
I hope.  I'm going to try to make this as ... odd as I can.  Well, with all
that said, I suppose I should get to the "action".  Heh.  Oh, one other thing.
Said Head Author of this fic has never had sex / read any pornomags / watched
any pornovids / whatever else could go in this category, and he doesn't intend
to start any time soon, so don't flame him if he doesn't know the first God
Damn about sex.  Well, here we go ...
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"WAIT!"
"Yes, Ryo?"
"You only mentioned the Head Author."
"So?"
"What about the co-authors?"
"Unless there's something I don't know about you two, you don't know one God
Damn about the subject either, so shut the HELL up!"
Ryo and Aerith cower.
"Okay, now that that's settled, let's go."










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They had sex.
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Wasn't that thrilling?  I told you it'd be controversial.  As you can see, I
left all the details up to you.  It's all about personal interpretation now.
For all I know, someone out there could think that PenPen and Unit 03 were
getting it on.  I don't know, and honestly, I don't care.  I just did this
because I had some extra time on my hands and wanted to try my hand at a
lemon.  Oh, a big "Gomen Nasai" to Andrew Huang who must've hated this fic
since he skips the lemon parts.  =)  To everyone else, I hope you didn't get
_too_ pissed off at me with my little attempt at humour here.  Tom ... Asuka
... I promise this was a joke all in good fun, and I don't intend to SPAM the
ML regularly, and I hope to God that no one else does either ... so please
don't fill my box with mail telling me not to do this kind of thing.  Three
MLs does take its toll on a 150-mail limit that AOL has.  ^_^;;;  There, don't
we all feel better now?

~ Mien Diem
Head Author of Quatragonal Limited Productions