Hey, this is Andrew! I've been hard at work finishing up some of my fics, and
since classes have started here at my new university, I really am busy. So
everything is delayed a bit. In the meanwhile, I've read a lot of the fanfics,
and have come up with a few humorous comments about them...
Drumroll...
Top ten things that Lina Inverse would never say in a fanfic:
10) "Giga...byte me!"
 9) "Gourry! Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
 8) "Can some tell me how to get to the Sailoon Dojo?!"
 7) "With all due respect to my client, I shall prove that Ms. Amelia was not
    with Mr. Clinton as an intern." (Andrew looks at the card..."How'd that get
    there?!")
 6) "Sailor Inverse, make-up!"
 5) "Can I just have a salad, no dressing? I'm on the Ye Olde Jenny Craig
    Program."
 4) "I love you...Luna!"
 3) "Well, I'd refer that to Gourry, since he's much more smarter than I am."
 2) "Hey, Naga, who's your plastic surgeon?"
And the number one thing that Lina Inverse would never say in a fanfic:
 1) "So, Gourry, what do ya think about my Victoria Secret lingerie?"
Ta da!
That was fun.
But I'm not done...
(Andrew plays the Sailor Moon song, "Sailor Stars" and dances while...)
Top Ten things that Gourry Gabriev would never say in a fanfic...
10) "Well, Lina, if it were up to me, I'd use a five iron."
 9) "I think so, Lina, but wouldn't you have to get a mage's hat so you can have
    that highlander immortality?"
 8) "Um...I'm gonna need some batteries for the Sword of Light."
 7) "There can be only two!"
 6) "Me? Getting married with that uncute tomboy baka?!"
 5) "Lina, let's not eat so much, okay? You know I can't any more than 5% body 
    fat!"
 4) "Well, my family is Russian...then again everyone is in a hurry where I
    come from."
 3) "No, Lina, I'm not taking any crap anymore. Now you go there and make me
    dinner!!! And a salad!!!"
 2) "Sorry, Xellross, *that* is a secret. Now, if you will at the
    birdie...(flash!)"
And the number one thing that Gourry Gabriev would never say in a fanfic:
 1) "Sorry, bud, but Homey don't play that way!"
Ta-da!
One more...
Top Ten Anime songs to listen to while writing fanfiction:
10) "Shiawase ga kasoku-suru"---Ah, My Goddess!
 9) "Sailor Song Star"---Sailor Moon (As much as I hate watching/reading Sailor
Moon stuff, this song is terrific!)
 8) "Yakusoku wa Iranai"--- The Vision of Escaflowe. (I listen this song for
when I write romantic parts of stories. It makes me want to...let's just say I
consider this an aphrodisac. Oops, did I say too much?)
 7) Twoflower's Slayer's opening song that used to be on his Slayers: Reflect
Web page. (I went to the site half the time to listen to that music. Hey,
Twoflower, where did ya get that stuff?! And what was it?)
 6) "Stand Up!"---Slayers (A nice "pick-me-up" song.)
 5) "In the Middle of Class of Elementary Classroom"--- Ranma 1/2 (Doco) (This
would be the song I want if my life was made into a Japanese Anime. Then, again,
maybe I've been doing this too long...)
 4) "Congradulations!"---Ah, My Goddess!
 3) "Complex, Two Thoughts" (The live version. Is there some other
version I'm missing?)---Ranma 1/2 (Doco)
 2) "Red Shoe Sunday"---Ranma 1/2 (Doco)
And the number one song to listen to while writing fanfiction:
 1) "My Heart Iidasenai"---Ah, My Goddess! (I swear, you can actually march
to this. And what's even sadder, I know the harmony parts by heart.)