I posted the idea for the fic here a couple of days ago, and the
advice you all gave me was great. This isn't a huge crossover, it'll
just be Ranma and Co. and the Slayerettes. Mind you this isn't very big,
if this were shown on TV, this would only be the pre-credits sequence. I
haven't done much work on this, I'm still plodding away at Facades 2.
The only reason I got to this at all is because I had a free hour in
between classes at college. I wrote this then. Hope you like it. C & C
welcome, I have some ideas to continue this, but it'll be on hold for a
while. Remember be kind, this is an hour-fic.
        -George

[Scene 1. A public bath in the Nerima ward of Tokyo, several men are
washing themselves. Two of these guys look rather uncomfortable. They
are OZ  and XANDER. They are seated inside of the main furo (bathtub)]

OZ: Damn, I can NOT get used to this.
XANDER: I mean who ever heard of a boarding house without a private
bathroom.
[A small shape splashes by them and dives underwater. It is followed by
a man with black hair and a pigtail. This is RANMA Saotome]
RANMA: GET BACK HERE YOU OLD FREAK! NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING YOU PEEK!

OZ: What the hell was that?
XANDER[grinning]: Who cares, you missed a vital word. Peek. Where'd that
little round thing go?
OZ: You aren't seriously considering�
XANDER: Who'd know. It won't hurt anyone. I mean, come on I know you
want to get a peek at Willow.
OZ: You're a sick man!
XANDER: Am not. I can see it in your eyes, yeah you try to hide it, but
you can't, you're as much of a sex fiend as I am. [Xander dives
underwater, until he reaches the separating wall. He makes an overblown
act of looking through a hole.] OZ! You have to see this!
[Oz gets up and begins to wade to where Xander is.]
XANDER: Gotcha! Now that we're gotten past the fact that you too are a
severely perverted individual, let's look for a real hole.
OZ: Just wait for the next full moon.
[As Xander and Oz search for a hole, an older man walks up behind them
and taps on their shoulder. He is Rupert GILES.]
GILES: And what do you two think you are doing?
XANDER: Looking for rare mosses?
GILES:We... We're trying not to draw attention to ourselves. If you two
are going to peep at LEAST do it in a less inconspicuous manner. Not
that I advocate peeping. Now let's get finished and get out of this
bloody place. I do hate this public bathing.
OZ: Wonder if it's this embarrassing for the girls.
XANDER: Nah, girls have gotten past the communal nudity thing, they're
much more comfortable being naked around each other than guys are.
OZ: You have no idea what you're talking about do you?
XANDER: Just quit shattering my little fantasy world alright. It's nice
and warm in there.

[Cut to the women's side of the bath. Everyone here looks at ease except
for three teenage girls seated along the far wall. One is a cute redhead
with shoulder length hair, WILLOW Rosenburg. The next is a brunette with
her long hair up in a bun, CORDELIA Chase. The third is a beautiful
blonde, BUFFY Summers. All three are trying to look at everything but
the other people in the bath.]

CORDELIA: I can't believe we're forced to do this! It's humiliating. Why
aren't we staying with host families or something? Isn't that how these
things usually work?
BUFFY: I already told you, Giles wanted to get here early to scout
around before we settled in. We don't want people noticing us. Anyhow
you didn't have to come.
CORDELIA: And stay in Sunnydale without a Slayer around? I don't think
so!
WILLOW: This is so weird, how do these people get used to it?
BUFFY: I dunno. Raised that way I guess.
CORDELIA: It's so weird, it's like any of these women could be a lesbian
or something checking me out, I feel so violated.
WILLOW: Nah, this is Japan. They don't do things like that here.
BUFFY: Sure, whatever.
WILLOW: Wonder if the guys are as uncomfortable as we are?
BUFFY: Nah, guys got over the public nudity thing. Ya know the group
showers after sports and stuff like that.
WILLOW: Good point.

[At the other end of the room WOMAN 1 is cleaning herself. She turns to
HIROKO and asks her to wash her back. HIROKO smiles and grabs a towel.]

HIROKO: You have smooth skin, very nice. I wish I had  skin like yours.
[WOMAN 1 blushes and stammers out a quick denial.]
HIROKO: And look at this lovely neck. [She runs her finger up and down
it.] Looks so tasty.

[WOMAN 1 blanches and tries to move away but HIROKO is holding her and
won't let go. HIROKO's face is now deformed and has the visage of a
Vampire.]
HIROKO: And now feeding begins. [With that HIROKO bites at the WOMAN 1's
neck. WOMAN 1 screams and everyone there looks to see what is wrong. Two
more screams are heard as two more VAMPIRES appear next to HIROKO. Most
of the women in the bath run for the exits, except for BUFFY, her
friends, and a couple of others.]

HIROKO: This should be easy. Eat up girls!

[HIROKO moves in for her next kill, but is stopped by a kick from
Buffy.]

BUFFY: Leave them alone! Wouldn't you rather fight me?

[HIROKO and BUFFY exchange blows for a while. As they do this, the other
VAMPIRES try to surround BUFFY. BUFFY kicks HIROKO and moves in for the
kill but realize too late that she doesn't have a stake with her.]

BUFFY: Damn. Why'd they have to pick the BATH of all places? [HIROKO is
still dazed but the VAMPIRES move in for the kill. WILLOW bashes one on
the head with a bucket, but the second one engages BUFFY.  She kicks it
to one of the walls and turns to see that HIROKO is back up. The first
vampire, now pissed at WILLOW stalks her and is about to kill her when a
girl hits the VAMPIRE in the side with a strong kick. The VAMPIRE turns
to the new girl, AKANE Tendo, and hits her hard, knocking her out. The
VAMPIRE then walks  deliberately toward her. The VAMPIRE is caught in
mid stride as a stake flies in from nowhere and kills it. The second
VAMPIRE turns to see what happened and is dead before she knew what hit
her. HIROKO punches BUFFY in the face and knocks her to the ground.
HIROKO is about to bite when a stake penetrates her from behind. She
screams and turns to dust.]

[Everyone takes a few seconds to collect themselves BUFFY and crew stand
before their savior, a Black haired GIRL with a Pigtail. The girl looks
nervous and is trying to avert her gaze from BUFFY and her friends. The
GIRL looks like she wants to run, but her line of escape is cut off]

BUFFY: Thanks. That was amazing.  I'm Buffy, this is Willow, and�.
CODELIA: I'm Cordelia, thank you so much. I mean, I could have been
killed, again.
WILLOW: Uh, who are you?
GIRL[fidgeting]: Uh, I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry bout all of this.

[As RANMA finishes his introduction AKANE comes to, and upon seeing
RANMA talking to three naked girls, on the women's side of the bath
explodes.]

AKANE: RANMA YOU  PERVERT!!!!!!! [She kicks RANMA through the ceiling of
the bathhouse and fumes.]

[Roll Opening.]