At 03:56 PM 9/17/98 -0400, you wrote:

| Um, I've never heard of it, but it sure sounds like it should be the
| title of a Sailor Moon/Animaniacs crossover.
|
| ******
|
| Yahko and Wakko on seeing Usagi in her Sailor Moon outfit, said in
| unison, "Hello, Sailor!"  Before anyone can stop them, they had jumped
| into her arms, hugging her.
|
| Shaking her head in disgust, Dot said, "Men!"  Spotting Tuxedo Kamen,
| she jumped into his arms and said, "Hello, Tuxedo Guy!  I just love a
| man who wears a mask. I think it is very myterious, don't you?"
|
| *******
|
| I will stop now before someone shoots me.
|
| Ja ne,
|
| MIke Allen

Actually, an Animaniacs/whatever anime you want crossover could be pulled
off with comparative ease. See, the Warner siblings have demonstrated on at
least three occasions that they have more than an incidental knowledge of
Japanese language, culture, and custom. Whether this is due to comedic
coincidence or to actual experience on one of the myriad trips from the
watertower they've taken is open for speculation. So what if...

[Scene: Genma and Soun are playing shogi. There's a telephone ring
off-screen and Kasumi answers it.]

Kasumi (o.s.): Moshi moshi? Who? Oh, of course.

[She sticks her head through an open shoji.]

Kasumi: Mr. Saotome? There's a Mr... Warner... who wants to speak with you.

[Genma sweatdrops.]

Genma: Err... watch the board, will you, Kasumi?

[Kasumi smiles, eyes shut. As Genma gets up, Soun shifts a few dozen pieces
around but falls motionless by the time Kasumi opens her eyes again. Genma
walks over to the phone and picks it up.]

Voice (extremely dark and demonic): Saotome Genma? I believe it is time you
fulfilled the promise you made.

[Genma laughs nervously.]

Genma: What promise was that?

[Another voice cuts on the line, this one so sugary-sweet that the camera
nearly glazes over.]

Voice: You don't remember us?

[Genma screams and drops the phone. A bulge travels out of the wall, down
the phone cord, and you-know-who pops out of the receiver.]

Warners: Hellooooooo, Genma!

[Genma blanches.]

Yakko: Here we are, sibs. Japan, soon to be home of Mr. and Mrs...

Dot: Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana-Fana-Fo-Fesca the Third! So
where is he?

Genma (sweatdropping): Where is... who?

Dot: Your SON, silly!

Genma: Erm... son? Son? I... that is... I...

[Genma panics, reaches for a nearby vase, and dumps it on his head.]

Genma: {Son? What son? I'm just a cute panda...}

[The Warners blink a few times, but before the change registers, Soun comes
storming in in full Demon Head mode.]

Soun: GENMA! How could you engage Ranma to that... that...

[Soun sputters for a moment.]

Soun: ...THING?!

Genma: {It was an honest mistake! I didn't think} [flip] {I could lose an
eating contest! But} [flip] {The boy was INHUMAN!}

[Genma's sign has an arrow pointing to Wakko. Wakko nonchalantly grabs the
sign, salts it, and swallows it whole.]

Wakko: Mmm. Teak. My favorite.

****

And it goes from there. Warner chaos and Takahashi chaos would go nicely
together, I think.

Yup.  I just saw images of the Warner Brothers meeting Shampoo, and she
thought Mousse was a problem....

The thought of Happosai being the Warner Brother's "special friend" could
also be a treat.  For some reason, I just can't see Happosai being able to
fire bomb them fast enough...



"Never play an Ace if a Two will do."-The Great Red Dragon in Bone.

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