Ok, I posted the opening scene a while ago. Here's that and another
part. This is a cross between Buffy: TVS and Ranma. It would be
theoretically after the second season of Buffy. Other notes, yeah there
is some swearing, I always figured there isn't any on Buffy, because
it's on TV. But come on, you KNOW Spike would be swearing like a madman
if her could. I'm not gonna make Willow swear or anything like that.
Just the characters it would make sense for. C&C welcome. Look for more
coming soon. Oh yeah, each of these characters are properties of their
respective owners.
            -George

                      Ranma: The Vampire Slayer
                                by
                            George Mori

[Scene 1. A public bath in the Nerima ward of Tokyo, several men are
washing themselves. Two of these guys look rather uncomfortable. They
are OZ  and XANDER. They are seated inside of the main furo (bathtub)]

OZ: Damn, I can NOT get used to this.
XANDER: I mean who ever heard of a boarding house without a private
bathroom.
[A small shape splashes by them and dives underwater. It is followed by
a man with black hair and a pigtail. This is RANMA Saotome]
RANMA: GET BACK HERE YOU OLD FREAK! NO WAY IN HELL I'M LETTING YOU PEEK!

OZ: What the hell was that?
XANDER[grinning]: Who cares, you missed a vital word. Peek. Where'd that

little round thing go?
OZ: You aren't seriously considering�
XANDER: Who'd know. It won't hurt anyone. I mean, come on I know you
want to get a peek at Willow.
OZ: You're a sick man!
XANDER: Am not. I can see it in your eyes, yeah you try to hide it, but
you can't, you're as much of a sex fiend as I am. [Xander dives
underwater, until he reaches the separating wall. He makes an overblown
act of looking through a hole.] OZ! You have to see this!
[Oz gets up and begins to wade to where Xander is.]
XANDER: Gotcha! Now that we're gotten past the fact that you too are a
severely perverted individual, let's look for a real hole.
OZ: Just wait for the next full moon.
[As Xander and Oz search for a hole, an older man walks up behind them
and taps on their shoulder. He is Rupert GILES.]
GILES: And what do you two think you are doing?
XANDER: Looking for rare mosses?
GILES:[whisper] We... We're trying not to draw attention to ourselves.
If you two
are going to peep at LEAST do it in a less inconspicuous manner. Not
that I advocate peeping. Now let's get finished and get out of this
bloody place. I do hate this public bathing.
OZ: Wonder if it's this embarrassing for the girls.
XANDER: Nah, girls have gotten past the communal nudity thing, they're
much more comfortable being naked around each other than guys are.
OZ: You have no idea what you're talking about do you?
XANDER: Just quit shattering my little fantasy world alright. It's nice
and warm in there.

[Cut to the women's side of the bath. Everyone here looks at ease except

for three teenage girls seated along the far wall. One is a cute redhead

with shoulder length hair, WILLOW Rosenburg. The next is a brunette with

her long hair up in a bun, CORDELIA Chase. The third is a beautiful
blonde, BUFFY Summers. All three are trying to look at everything but
the other people in the bath.]

CORDELIA: I can't believe we're forced to do this! It's humiliating. Why

aren't we staying with host families or something? Isn't that how these
things usually work?
BUFFY: I already told you, Giles wanted to get here early to scout
around before we settled in. We don't want people noticing us. Anyhow
you didn't have to come.
CORDELIA: And stay in Sunnydale without a Slayer around? I don't think
so!
WILLOW: This is so weird, how do these people get used to it?
BUFFY: I dunno. Raised that way I guess.
CORDELIA: It's so weird, it's like any of these women could be a lesbian

or something checking me out, I feel so violated.
WILLOW: Nah, this is Japan. They don't do things like that here.
BUFFY: Sure, whatever.
WILLOW: Wonder if the guys are as uncomfortable as we are?
BUFFY: Nah, guys got over the public nudity thing. Ya know the group
showers after sports and stuff like that.
WILLOW: Good point.

[At the other end of the room WOMAN 1 is cleaning herself. She turns to
HIROKO and asks her to wash her back. HIROKO smiles and grabs a towel.]

HIROKO: You have smooth skin, very nice. I wish I had  skin like yours.
[WOMAN 1 blushes and stammers out a quick denial.]
HIROKO: And look at this lovely neck. [She runs her finger up and down
it.] Looks so tasty.

[WOMAN 1 blanches and tries to move away but HIROKO is holding her and
won't let go. HIROKO's face is now deformed and has the visage of a
Vampire.]
HIROKO: And now feeding begins. [With that HIROKO bites at the WOMAN 1's

neck. WOMAN 1 screams and everyone there looks to see what is wrong. Two

more screams are heard as two more VAMPIRES appear next to HIROKO. Most
of the women in the bath run for the exits, except for BUFFY, her
friends, and a couple of others.]

HIROKO: This should be easy. Eat up girls!

[HIROKO moves in for her next kill, but is stopped by a kick from
Buffy.]

BUFFY: Leave them alone! Wouldn't you rather fight me?

[HIROKO and BUFFY exchange blows for a while. As they do this, the other

VAMPIRES try to surround BUFFY. BUFFY kicks HIROKO and moves in for the
kill but realize too late that she doesn't have a stake with her.]

BUFFY: Damn. Why'd they have to pick the BATH of all places?

[HIROKO is still dazed but the VAMPIRES move in for the kill. WILLOW
bashes one on the head with a bucket, but the second one engages BUFFY.
She kicks it
to one of the walls and turns to see that HIROKO is back up. The first
vampire, now pissed at WILLOW stalks her and is about to kill her when a

girl in a swinsuit hits the VAMPIRE in the side with a strong kick. The
VAMPIRE turns
to the new girl, AKANE Tendo, and hits her hard, knocking her out. The
VAMPIRE then walks  deliberately toward her. The VAMPIRE is caught in
mid stride as a stake flies in from nowhere and kills it. The second
VAMPIRE turns to see what happened and is dead before she knew what hit
her. HIROKO punches BUFFY in the face and knocks her to the ground.
HIROKO is about to bite when a stake penetrates her from behind. She
screams and turns to dust.]

[Everyone takes a few seconds to collect themselves BUFFY and crew stand

before their savior, a Black haired GIRL with a Pigtail. The girl looks
nervous and is trying to avert her gaze from BUFFY and her friends. The
GIRL looks like she wants to run, but her line of escape is cut off]

BUFFY: Thanks. That was amazing.  I'm Buffy, this is Willow, and�.
CODELIA: I'm Cordelia, thank you so much. I mean, I could have been
killed, again.
WILLOW: Uh, who are you?
GIRL[fidgeting]: Uh, I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry bout all of this.

[As RANMA finishes his introduction AKANE comes to, and upon seeing
RANMA talking to three naked girls, on the women's side of the bath
explodes.]

AKANE: RANMA YOU  PERVERT!!!!!!! [She kicks RANMA through the ceiling of

the bathhouse and fumes.]

[Roll Opening.]

[Scene 2: The streets of the Nerima Ward, Tokyo. BUFFY, XANDER,
CORDELIA, OZ, WILLOW, and GILES are walking down the street. Each person
is carrying some sort of bag, except for CORDELIA who is making XANDER
carry her bags. They all look a little lost. GILES is holding a map.]

BUFFY: Giles, where is this place?
GILES: I� I wish I knew. The map is well� rather useless. There are a
lot of bloody corners around here.
WILLOW: Well, I think we�re in the general area. [She points out a
corner.] Let�s go this way.
OZ: Man it�s hot as hell out here.
XANDER: Considering how close we�ve come to just that, I�d prefer terms
like �damn hot� or something similar.
WILLOW: You�re just cranky because you missed all the action last night.

CORDELIA: Nah, I bet the guys were trying to peep or something.
XANDER: Thanks for the vote of confidence honey.
OZ: So, the girl who saved you? She was prepared?
BUFFY: Yeah, I mean she had stakes and stuff. [Pointing] Let�s take this
street.
OZ: Man, that�s like wicked weird. Is she another slayer?
GILES: Possibly, though I don�t think there has ever been a recorded
slayer from Japan, I believe the closest to here was the northern
Chinese one several hundred years ago. But since the Hell Mouth has
spawned a portal here maybe history has been made. I wish we knew more,
but in the past few days that�s been the only activity in the area.
Though several people have been reporting explosions. Wonder if that
girl was involved?
BUFFY: Yeah, well if she is, I�m sure we�ll find her soon enough.
XANDER: What were those girls� names again?
CORDELIA: Ramen or something like that, I don�t think the other told us
her name, she ran out of there pretty quick.
WILLOW: Cordelia, I think she said her name was Ranma
CORDELIA: Whatever. What�s the name of the place we�re looking for? It
had better be nice, not like that last place I hope there�s a bathroom
this time.
GILES: We�re staying with a family, apparently they have a rather large
house and can put us up, we did pay a pretty penny for that though, but
I suppose it looks the least conspicuous. It�s called the Tendo Dojo.
XANDER: Ooh, Dojo, like in martial arts? Maybe you can pick up a few
pointers Buffy.
BUFFY:  If we can find the place that is. Let�s ask that guy for
directions.

[Camera shows a young guy walking down the road. He looks more lost than
BUFFY and crew. He is wearing black pants and a yellow shirt. On his
head is a yellow and black patterned bandanna. He carries a large
backpack and two umbrellas. The man is RYOGA Hibiki.]

WILLOW: Excuse me?
RYOGA: [smiles] Do you know�
CORDELIA: Ahem, she was talking. Do you know how to get to the Tendo
Dojo?
RYOGA: NO!!! NO I DON�T! DAMNIT I DON�T!!!
XANDER: Calm down there fella.
RYOGA: [snapping out of it] Sorry. I�m looking for it too. It�s just
hard to find.
WILLOW: That�s ok. I�m Willow.
GILES: I�m Rupert Giles, call me Giles.
BUFFY: Buffy.
OZ: OZ.
CORDELIA: I�m Cordelia.
XANDER: Just call me Xander.
RYOGA: Um� I�m Ryoga, Ryoga Hibiki. Nice to meet you.
WILLOW: Would you like to walk to the Dojo with us?
RYOGA: No� really it�s ok.
OZ: Come on, I�m sure you can help us find the place. Have you been
there before?
RYOGA: Yeah. A few times.
CORDELIA: So how come you can�t find the place?
RYOGA: [blushes] Well�
GILES: It doesn�t matter. How about we get moving I�d like to find this
bloody place before sundown.

[Cut to a dark abandoned warehouse. All the windows are boarded up, and
no sunlight is entering whatsoever. Several worn out pieces of furniture
are thrown about haphazardly. A male and female walk in from a door to
the east. The male has short, bleached blonde hair, and the female has
long black hair. The male is SPIKE, and the female is DRUSILLA. They
both speak with english accents.]

SPIKE: So love, how do you like it? I think it suits our style well.
DRUSILLA: Oh, it�s so beautiful. But why did we have to move so far
away.
SPIKE: I told you already, our lives will be much easier here. Look,
Japan, Tokyo especially is packed with millions of people, and you know
what? Well, vampires have been rather scarce around here, I mean we�ve
always been fond of our homes, and those were mainly in Europe and the
Americas. Except for our newly initiated friends, we�ve got the town to
ourselves. You know that there has never been a slayer here? I mean
that�s fucking incredible right there Dru, and there�s another bonus to
this little scenario. Most everyone here is a martial artist. That means
that it�s a little tough biting them early on, but, baby when they join
our little family� they keep all that knowledge. Bruce Lee the vampire,
now there�s a bloody bodyguard for you.
DRUSILLA: Oh, but I miss our old home anyway. I miss the family with
Angel.
SPIKE: He was against the idea Dru, he wanted to destroy our ability to
ever have a family. But now it�s different. We�re supreme here baby.
DRUSILLA: Ooh, so we can start a big family this time?
SPIKE: As big as you want baby. As big as you want.

[Cut to a street just outside of the Tendo Dojo. It�s much later in the
day and BUFFY, RYOGA and company look tired. As they walk up to the door
a shout can be heard. RYOGA then darts around back shouting �RANMA
PREPARE TO DIE!!!�]

OZ: Man what the hell was that?
XANDER: At this point I don�t care. Let�s just go inside.
GILES: Yes. I do believe we�re looking for a Nabiki Tendo.
CORDELIA: I was expecting this place to be bigger, ya know?
WILLOW: Maybe it looks bigger on the inside.

[They all walk up to the house, the door is open, and there is no
visible place to knock.]

BUFFY: So, do we just go in?
GILES: Yes, that is the custom.

[Cut to Tendo Living room, KASUMI Tendo is sweeping while AKANE is
eating some chips and watching TV. Suddenly Ryoga flies through the back
door into the room face first.]

KASUMI: Well, hello Ryoga, it�s nice to see you.

[RYOGA begins to get up when he sees AKANE turning to him, he then
begins to giggle uncontrollably.]

AKANE: Hello Ryoga. Are you OK?
RYOGA: [laughing] I�m fine! Ha.. haa.. It doesn�t hurt at all.
AKANE: [screaming out the window] RANMA! Quit picking on Ryoga.

[A pig-tailed man with black hair pops his head in the window. It is
RANMA.]

RANMA: He attacked me I tell you.
RYOGA: Don�t talk that way to Akane Ranma!

[RYOGA jumps and fights for a while with RANMA. RANMA hits RYOGA sending
him into the koi pond. AKANE sighs and heads for the kitchen.]

RANMA: Would you quit DOING that!

[Ranma is cut short by the punch of a large Panda. A splash is heard
offscreen. A scuffle and a muffled series of Hellos are heard. KASUMI
walks towards the door.]

KASUMI: I wonder who that could be.

[Cut to BUFFY and her entourage crammed into the entryway. GILES moves
to the front as KASUMI walks up smiling.]

KASUMI: Oh my! Foreigners. May I help you?
GILES: Uh� yes, are you Nabiki Tendo?
KASUMI: Oh you�re friends of Nabiki�s? I�ll go get her. Please. Come in.
[Kasumi goes to get her sister.]
XANDER: [aside/to oz] She�s hot!
OZ: I didn�t know you dug Orientals.
XANDER: If it has breasts and two legs, I�m game.

[BUFFY and company enter, leaving their shoes at the door and taking
their bags with them, they slowly walk into the living room, taking in
their surroundings.]

BUFFY: Nice, in a kind of spartan, desolate way. In need of a decorator
though.
WILLOW: I think it�s nice. Really nice.

[AKANE, who had stepped out for a second walks into the living room
again.]

AKANE: Why hello there, I�m Akane�[stops suddenly]
WILLOW: Doesn�t she look familiar?
CORDELIA: Isn�t that?
BUFFY/AKANE: You�re that girl from the bathhouse!
AKANE: What are you doing here?
GILES: Well, we made arrangements with a Nabiki Tendo to stay here for a
exchange program.
AKANE: She never told us. But that�s not saying much. Make yourselves
comfortable.
WILLOW:  Um, thanks for last night.
AKANE: No problem, small world huh?
GILES: Do you know what you fought last night.
AKANE: Yeah, vampires right?.
BUFFY: Does stuff like that happen often around here?
AKANE: Uh� define often.
GILES: I suppose a couple of vampire incidents a month would be often
for most.
AKANE: Well, the vamps are rather new, that was the first real incident
I�ve seen, but Nermia seems to be a sort of weirdness vortex.
CORDELIA: And I was hoping for a vacation.

[KASUMI comes down.]

KASUMI: I could have sworn Nabiki was home, but it seems she stepped
out. I�ll make you some tea while you wait.
WILLOW: That�s ok really. You don�t need to�
CORDELIA: I�ll have mine with a bit of lemon and honey.
KASUMI: Oh my! You�re enthusiastic aren�t you?

[KASUMI heads to the kitchen.]

XANDER: She lives here too I assume.
AKANE: Yeah that�s my sister Kasumi.
OZ: Who else lives here?
AKANE: Well, you know me and Kasumi. Nabiki lives here too of course.
Dad�s outside with Ranma and Mr. Saotome. They live here too.
BUFFY: Ranma? That one girl who saved us?
AKANE: Uh� right the girl.
BUFFY: I thought you didn�t get along. Ya know the whole kicked through
the roof thing.
AKANE: Well, it�s kinda hard to explain.
WILLOW: Is Ranma around? I�d like to thank her.
BUFFY: Me too. She was amazing.

[Kasumi comes in with several cups of tea and a kettle and passes the
glasses to everyone.]

GILES: Thank you. I�d be most interested in meeting Ranma as well, is
she here?
KASUMI: Oh, you�re looking for Ranma? I�ll go get him.

[KASUMI walks to the back screen and calls for RANMA. A female shout of
�Coming!� is heard.]

XANDER: Did she say �he�?
CORDELIA: I think we must�ve heard her wrong.
GILES: Yes I�m sure that she did� Oh dear.

[RANMA, a female walks in wearing a pair of pants and nothing else. She
has a Chinese style shirt crumpled under her arm and is visibly dripping
water. She walks in like not having a shirt was no big deal. XANDER and
OZ� mouths drop and everyone is staring at her. AKANE groans and shakes
her head.]

XANDER: [whispering to OZ] Is this the custom around here?
OZ: [whispering] I don�t know man.
XANDER: I�m one step closer to dying happy.
WILLOW: Xander close your mouth.

[RANMA pays no attention to the crowd and talks to KASUMI]

RANMA: What�s up?
KASUMI: These people wanted to meet you Ranma.
RANMA: [looking at everyone] Hi. Oh, you�re those girls from the
bathhouse.
BUFFY: Uh� yeah.
RANMA: What�s wrong?
GILES: Er� well how do I say this�
AKANE: Ranma, put on a shirt.
RANMA: [looks down] Oh shit! Sorry I forgot.

[RANMA hastily puts on her shirt.]

RANMA: So what are you all doing here?

[GILES explains the situation. RANMA nods. Then everyone introduces
themselves.]

GILES: So, how did you know to be prepared for the vampires?
RANMA: I suppose I have to grudgingly thank the old man for that.
BUFFY: Old man?
RANMA: Trust me you don�t want to meet him. His name is Happosai, though
he insists I call him Mr. Watcher now.
WILLOW: Watcher?
XANDER: That means you�re a slayer then?
RANMA/AKANE: How did you know?
GILES: W� Well, you see�
BUFFY: I�m also a slayer.
XANDER: [indicating Giles] And he�s her watcher.
KASUMI: Really? How interesting.
RANMA: I thought there could only be one slayer.
BUFFY: Well, I died. But I got better. That called the next slayer,
Kendra. [with a twinge of sadness.] She wasn�t so lucky.
KASUMI: That�s so sad.
AKANE: So that called Ranma.
GILES: Apparently. She�s the first slayer ever to come from Japan. It�s
rather interesting.
BUFFY: Well now that that is out of the way, lets can business for a few
minutes. I�m still tired from the walk.
XANDER: Oh yeah, you still haven�t told us. Why are you staying here
Ranma?
RANMA: Uh� well.
AKANE: He�
KASUMI: Well, you see Ranma and Akane are engaged.
CORDELIA: OH MY GOD! I KNEW IT! THEY WERE LESBIANS! I FEEL SO VIOLATED!
BUFFY: Chill, girl. We live in an open minded age ok.
AKANE: It�s not like that. We�re not lesbians. I mean we�
CORDELIA: Do you prefer the word �Dyke�?
AKANE/RANMA: NO!
BUFFY: Miss sensitivity strikes again.
XANDER:  Just want you to know, I�m cool with all of this. I like
lesbians.
GILES: Xander shut up before you get smacked.
RANMA: Oy, this is going to take a little while to explain. [She grabs
the tea kettle.]

[As RANMA pours the kettle over herself, a large Panda walks in, holding
a sign that says �Hi�. As everyone�s attention focuses back on Ranma she
is now a he.]

BUFFY: OK, who slipped the acid into the tea?
RANMA: Sorry about all this.

[Cut to the Kuno estate, at night. KODACHI Kuno, a teenager in a black
leotard is watering a bush of black roses. There is a rustle behind her
and she turns around.]

KODACHI: Tatchi? [silence] Ranma-sama?

[Spike emerges from the bushes, in vampiric form.]

SPIKE: Nope. I�m a whole lot better.

[She swings a ribbon at him, he catches it and pulls her in. KODACHI
tries to scream but is cut off by SPIKE, biting her in the neck. He then
picks her up and carries her off.]

SPIKE: I�m going to love this fucking burg.

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