Subject: [FFML] Everybody Hates Ranma
From: "Bogue" <bogue@negia.net>
Date: 9/28/1998, 7:19 PM
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Ranma: Hey guys!
Ukyo:Shove it! I can't believe I gave up my feminim-fenimit- AGGH! I can't even say it anymore!
Ryouga:Screw you! I've come up with a long and stupid argument as to why it's your fault that I get lost all the time and I've got the no-prize to prove it!
Mousse:Go to hell! And when you're there your asshole will burn up and it will really hurt and you'll have to wear depends and you'll wake up every day saying, 'AAAAH! I'm so miserable I wish I would just be put out of my misery!' But you won't because you're in Hell!
Kuno:Thou should just die! For it is better to die a thousand deaths than to be a coward who only died once! Now, could someone tell me where my Shakespear quotation book is?
Akane:You're such a worthless piece of shit! Ranma No Guano!
Pantyhose Tarou: You know maybe my insulting people is only a way of making me feel better about my own inadequicies. Oh, by the way fem boy why don't you go marry a guy.
Shampoo: Shampoo think you big bad man! Shampoo think you no good! Shampoo wish Japanese language teacher taught Shampoo how to swear!
Kodachi:OHHOHOHOHOHO! You're a ho! I'm not a ho, but you're a ho! HOHOHOHOHOHO!
Genma:And I called you my favorite son!
Soun: You are a spineless coward! Why's everyone looking at me like that?
Nabiki: Ranma-baby, you're pretty damn unpopular and I have to tell you I can't even give away the naked photos I took of you while you didn't think that anyone was watching. Oh, yeah I hate your guts too.
Hiroshi & Daisuke: We hate your guts!
Yuka & Sayuri: Ditto.
Gosunkugi: Hey, I may be a nerd, but at least people just ignore me and don't hate my guts.
Nodoka:Oh, it's so good to see you Ranma even though I think you're so pathetic that making you commit suicide would only be a waste of energy on my part.
Kasumi: Oh my! I simply don't know what to say! Well, Ranma you aren't very polite and I really hate your guts. Go fuck yourself.
Ryoucilo:Wow! It looks like everybody hates Ranma!
Ranma:You can say that again!
Ryoucilo:Wow! It looks like everybody hates Ranma!
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Get the joke?
Well, neither do I. ^_^
 
 
Ryoucilo
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.