Andrew wrote:

Heck, it's better than what I've heard in the last couple of days.
Let me suggest ten "fantasies" to do...
 9) Ryouga Hibiki fantasizes how it would be if he and Akane were
steady. Then
    he finds out how much a pain in the rear she really is.

She just a pain to Ranma's head :)

 8) Sailor Moon becames Tuxedo Kamen for a weekend. Tuxedo Kamen
becomes Sailor
    Moon. You do the math.

I flunked math...

 7) A otaku writes an EVA fic that *isn't* dark. (Actually, I'd like to
see that
    happen. In real life.)

Garden of EVA isn't dark. A less than perfect world, but not dark (this
has been a blatant plug).

 6) Tenchi has a peaceful day with the rest of the ladies. Then his
grandfather
    threatens to disown him if he doesn't marry one of the girls. Now.

Actually, Grandpa's fantasy would be to marry the girls himself :)

 1) C-ko must sacrifice herself or else the fantasy island volcano will
blow up.
    A-ko and B-ko are more than eager to push her in.

But don't you have to be a virgin to... err... never mind...--
Jim Lazar

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     Later, Kasumi found her father cradling her mother in his arms. He
had run out of tears to shed long ago, but the expression on his face
told the story. Kasumi calmly slid the door closed and knelt down
facing her father and mother. Tears flowed from her eyes, but she just
waited until her father spoke.

     After several minutes of silence, Soun asked with a scratchy
voice, "Kasumi dear. Will you please say goodbye to your mother and
then go get Mr. Saotome?" He didn't look up at his daughter once.

     "Of course, Father," Kasumi said. She stood up, took one of her
mother's hands in her's, and said a soft, "Goodbye, Mother. I'll keep
my promise." Wiping the tears out of her eyes, she left to go find Mr.
Saotome.

Ranma-ototo: Please Save My Family - Part 2
3rd place, Aug 1998 Mini-Series, Best of Ranma Fanfiction Awards