-----Original Message-----
From: Adrian Wong <7ahw@qlink.queensu.ca>
To: fanfic@fanfic.com <fanfic@fanfic.com>
Date: Thursday, October 01, 1998 4:57 PM
Subject: [FFML] Hollywood and Ranma 1/2!!

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Nihao!

This idea just struck me one day, and I can't let go of it.

What if a Hollywood film production company brought R 1/2, and decided to
make it into a block buster movie (North American verison)?  Who'd get to
star as who?

And I've got it all figured out:

Well, I thought of this idea myself and here's what I got!

Ranma 1/2 the movie!

Sleaza Gibbons: Hi there I'm Sleaza Gibbons and I'm here on the set of Ranma
1/2 the movie! Oh, and here's the star of the movie Keanu Feebs who plays
martial artist Ranma Saotome.
Keanu Feebs is reading a script as Sleaza walks up to him.
Keanu Feebs:Kawa-Kuwai-uh... Un-cute! That's just as good.
Sleaza:Hi Keanu, could you answer a few questions?
Keanu Feebs:Okay.
Sleaza:How are you preparing for your role in this film?
Keanu Feebs:Well, I'm doing something that is totally foreign to me.
Sleaza:And what's that?
Keanu Feebs:Reading the script.
Sleaza: Oh, I hear that you have been working with action star Jacki Quan on
this new movie.
Keanu Feebs: Yes, I have. He is a very talented person although if you
insult his sister he will try to kill you.
Sleaza:Oh, and look it's seven foot tall basketball phenom and actor Taco
Bell!
Taco Bell:Hello, Sleaza.
Taco Bell:Hey, Taco mind if I ask you some questions?
Keanu Feebs: But I thought you were interviewing me.
Sleaza: Yeah, I guess I was. Taco, who are you going to play in this movie?
Taco Bell: I will be Mousse master of the hidden weapons.
Sleaza: WOW! That's great! Taco, I have to ask you this: Why did you change
your name to that of a fast food chain?
Taco: Cultural identification.
Sleaza:That's super! Oh, my god is that what I think it is?!
Taco:Yep, James Lameron and Jack Fickleson are having a fist fight.
Jack:Lusitania sucked ass! A three hour movie and only the last two minutes
of it had the boat sinking!
WHAM!
James Lameron: I was going for realism asshole! Well, you were just playing
the same character in As Bad as it Gets!
WHAM!
Sleaza: Mr. Lameron, what do you think about directing this hip new movie?
James Lameron: It would be just fine if some people would realise that
Lusitania is simply above criticism!
WHAM!
Sleaza:Mr. Lameron, how do you respond to accusations that you have a
massive ego and are a total jerk?
James Lameron: Those people are just jealous of my superior intellect and
talent!
WHAM!
Sleaza: Mr. Fickleson, how did you prepare yourself for the role of Ryouga
Hibiki?
Jack Fickleson: I studied psychopathic martial artists for a couple of
months and I stole that fake set of fangs from the set of Virginia Wolf.
WHAM!
Sleaza: Well, thank you Mr. Fickleson! That's all for tonight!


Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.