Keener wrote:

    Sigh... <read my fic> First of all, I want to apologize to the list
for that burst of spammage brought about by my <read my fic> post.

    It has been brought to my attention that instead of being humeours, this
post was merely annoying. Far be it from me to dissuade the importance of a
good annoyance, but that was not the original intent. The fact was, so far
the fics posted have recieved two responses. The note I had posted? Five,
not counting Tybalt. I was looking to sort of switch the focus back to
fiction and save a guy who made an honest mistake from some, well meaning,
posters armed with Physics books. I apologize, without sublimanal imagery
and now hope you simply let me die from embarrassment in peace... sigh.

    Btw, this should be my last bit of postage for a whole week, a self
induced banned brought apon by my own stupidity.

Krudd: Yeah suwe, don't bewieve the hype guys. He's going to be at AWA, and
he doesn't have pawt thwee of Suicide Bwast weady for postage and is using
this all as a smoke scween.

Keener: <slipping from prose to script> I shall now cause incalcutable pain
to my cohurt. Let it be known that I do in fact have all 30K of SB3 written
and ready to go, only the last 5K wait and then prereading. I just didn't
have the time to finish it by tonight before I leave. Anyone wanting proof
may E-mail me and receive the rough draft. Buh-bye and see ya at AWA if your
going to be in the neighborhood. <WHAM!>

Krudd: Ouch!

Keener: No, no, put your hands on your head and scream Waaaaahh! <WHAM!>

Krudd: Ooohhhhh!

Keener: Better, better, but Waaah... <WHAM!>

Revenge's End Mad Bad Bishonen Lad
Caretaker of the Dark and Lonely Place (COR Deaconate)
The Parrot King

(And the Moon was as blood, the Storms crashed and the Seas BOILED!)
(Typical, thought the Lobsters)
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