The Tentacle Scene I want to see.
by Michael Gilson
        B'grtzlx could barely believe his good fortune.  A creature of Lust and
Hatred like most demons he had struck the mother lode.  The room was
filled with nothing but nubile young girls.  As far as the eyestalks could see
there were socks bunched over well turned ankles, long smooth legs running
up to short pleated skirts that barely covered shapely tushes. There were
crisp white blouses taughtened over perky, firm breasts.  And soft pink pouty 
lips in pretty faces ranging from tomboyish to aristocratic.  B'grtzlx
quivered with anticipation as he imagined the screams of terror, the tears of
humiliation, and the moans of pain as he ravaged their unplumbed depths.
Grinning (evilly of course) he fully manifested in the shadows then stepped
into the center of the room, tentacles extended.
        "BWA-HA-HA-HA!  GAVE UPON YOUR FATES MORTALS, FOR I WILL
SLAKE MY HUNGERS ON YOUR TOOTHSOME YOUNG BODIES!  CRINGE IN
TERROR FOR THERE IS NO ESCAPING MY CLUTCHES AND--Say, why aren't you
cringing in terror?  Why are you smiling like that? What's that you're
picking u-OH NO!"
         And with that he made a break for the door.
        ***************************
        As the dust in the hallway settled and the sounds faded into the
distance, Hiroshi blinked.  "What was that, Daisuke?"
        "It was a mob of school girls and a tentacle monster."
        "Yeah, but doesn't the mob of school girls usually run screaming
from the monster instead of the other way around?"
        "True.  The knives, bottles of soy sauce, and tubes of wasabi they
were brandishing while chanting 'Ika Sashimi'(1) and 'Takoyaki'(2) 
probably had something to do with that."
        "You're right.  You'd think the monsters would be smart enough to
avoid the Home Ec room, especially when the girls are studying traditional
Japanese cooking."

notes:
(1) Ika Sashimi - Sliced raw squid eaten with soy sauce and wasabi.  Very
tasty.
(2) Takoyaki - Octopus dumplings.  Also very good.
And yes that was Hiroshi and Daisuke from Ranma, but this is not a Ranma
fic.  I just needed a couple of passive observers and using this pair is 
something of a fanfic convention.

send C&C to mgilson @blue.weeg.uiowa.edu

Oh, and no big surprise, I mostly dislike tentacle stories.