Subject: Re: [FFML] [Shocking!]Fanfic Author conspiracies
From: UnderF4331@aol.com
Date: 10/11/1998, 9:00 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

In a message dated 10/9/98 5:08:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
trikster@hotmail.com writes:

<< >OK, this is what really got my goat, so to speak. Dammit,
 >schizophrenia does NOT mean that a person has a bunch of different
 >personalities!!!! Multiple Personality Disorder (or by it's new,
 >politically correct name of Dissociative Identity Disorder) is a
 >completely different illness! *sighs* When will people ever learn?
 >
 
 Pandomine:Whoooo Hooo!! Yes!! Finally someone got it right!!
 
 Trikster: Please disregard any further messages, Pandomine has gone 
 crazy and is curently hanging from the shandelear...
 
 >Will you shut up with your ideas while I'm typing? Anyway, if you're
 >going to charge someone with having a mental disorder, at least try to
 >make sure you know what you're talking about! *grumbles* This whole
 >e-mail's ridiculous.....
 >
 >Jess, the LilTigre (who still studies abnormal psychology for fun) 
 
 Pandomine: As aposed to those of us that aT spErieNce theM For 
 fUn.......
 
                                                        -Pandomine
                                                            or
                                                         -Trikster
               Which ever one of us you think is writing this..
 
 ^_^                                                               ^_^
 
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Hoshi Ryo:	At least we at Cat & Mouse manage to keep from taking over when
typing up a post of a fanfic...

Anon Mouse:	Yeah, who wants to argue with the head of human resources here?

[The Director of Human Resources, a dalek, rolls in.]

Director of Human Resources: Destroy!   ::starts shooting::

[The room empties in record time, leaving the Director of Human Resources
shooting up several computers, one of them already so damaged that one wonders
how it is still managing to run...]