Maybe this will be a one shot.  Maybe this will be a multi-parter.
	Maybe there will be lemon somewhere.  Maybe not.
	Just rely on there being some not-so-pointless violence.
	And please excuse the space between here and the fic...

	Insert general disclaimer here.


	This fic is dedicated to Kasumi haters everywhere.  (Or maybe to Kasumi
lovers everywhere, and another fic I'm working on is dedicated to Kasumi
haters everywhere...Just read on...)










Pandem Academy (Pan Dimensional Academy Pandem)
The Rape of Kasumi


Part One?


	Kasumi wandered into the room she was staying at while she was visiting her
sister.
	The first thing she noticed was that the light was off.  *That's funny...*
she thought to herself.  *I thought I had left the light on...*
	She reached out to flick the light on, and someone grabbed her wrist.  The
light came on, and Kasumi screamed.

	Kate heard the scream and ran to investigate.  She was glad that she was
close - during that time of day, that entire sector of the dorms was almost
completely empty, and if Akane hadn't sent her after Kasumi, no one would have
heard that scream.
	Kate peeked in the door, and then started rousing the school with the cry of
"Someone's trying to rape Kasumi!"
	The lynch mob grew factorial.

	The hentai lay on the floor, wondering what had happened to him, when the
lynch mob arrived.
	With yells of "Pervert," "Hentai," and "Bastard," (interspersed with comments
like "I'm gonna rip your Burgerring 'ead off, you bastard!," "Why, Ginger, I
didn't know you felt that way about her...," "Tiene cojones," "Not for long,
he does," "What's going on?," and "Je n'en sais foutre rien.") the mob dragged
the unlucky man outside and started playing soccer - the old fashioned way,
with him as the ball.

The End.


	Sorry 'bout this, I am just feeling a bit insane right now.
	For the record, this was finished in a bit over half an hour, at 11:06 PM.
	I suspect that I will be denying any and all knowledge of this thing in about
three months.

Translations:

Hentai - Japanese for pervert.
Burgerring - Fucking.  From Myron by Gore Vidal.  Don't you just love Lit?
Ginger - Cockney rhyming slang for queer.  Comes from Ginger Beer.
Tiene cojones - Spanish for "He's got courage (balls)."
Je n'en sais foutre rien - French for "I know fucking nothing about it."