**Gets down on her hands and knees, bowing the FFML for forgiveness for
the fic they're about to read** PLEASE PLEASE don't mind this thing...
I was wasting my time and watching TLC (The Learning Channel... yes...
you're eyes are working fine :P) "A Wedding Story" one day after school
and I got this idea in my head and unless I wrote it down I would be
bothered for the rest of the night ^^;; **Skillfully dodges the FFML
mallets, bokkens, bonboris, weapons of mass destruction, etc.**
If you have never seen "A Wedding Story", it's kind of a documentary of
people getting married, pre-pared, reception, things like that, with
voice overs by the couple and their friends all though it. At teh end,
the couple talk to each other in front of the camera about how "this was
the bets day of their life" blah blah blah...etc. Well, please don't
take this seriously, it's kind of weird ^^; Well.. Comments welcome,
but please, don't bother editing it because I don't think anything will
come of this :P Ja ne!
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Based on the Anime/Manga by Rumiko Takahashi
We..ummm... Proud? to present to you....
A Wedding Story: Ranma 1/2
((This is a voiceover))
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Akane is sitting nervously in front of the camera. Ranma is in another
room, sitting just about as nervous.
"We're rolling in 5 . So, Ms. Tendou/Mr. Saotome. How exactly did you
and your fiancee meet?"
Akane looked over as the camera light blazed red. She cleared her
throat and began.
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**Introductions**
Akane: Umm.. well.. I guess I met Ranma when he and his father came from
a training trip in China.
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Ranma: I just came back from a training trip with oyaji. He said we
were gonna go see one of his old friends.. what he didn't tell me was
that I was gonna have to marry one of his daughters... *Ranma goes a
shade redder with anger*
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Akane: Dad just sprung it on me and my sisters one day! I was really
mad!! *At this point Akane is fuming*
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Ranma: When I showed up.. they weren't too pleased. Not only about the
engagement thing.. but because of my..uh.. curse.
-
Akane: When Ranma came, he wasn't actually a he at all. He was
actually a she, with red hair, not the black he usually has. Nabiki
onee-chan was giving her a hard time so I got her out of there fast.
She sparred with me in our dojou and she seemed like a really great
person! That was until.. the..the..the... PERVERT saw me..n...n.... Oh
I can't even say it!
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Ranma: She was pretty mad. I'd say, if there was one thing I'd change
ever about my life, besides my curse, I think it would have been that
moment. Well, maybe the parts about my..uh... other fiancee's too.
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Akane: Let's see... there's Shampoo (Amazon tramp), Ukyou, ..umm.. Oh
and Kodachi (homicidal maniac).. she's not REALLY his fiancee, but she'd
like to think so.
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Ranma: It's not like I ASKED for any of 'em! It's all the old man's
fault! I just gotta say one thing..
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Akane: Oh and just one more thing..
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Ranma & Akane: I NEVER ASKED TO BE ENGAGED TO THAT TOMBOY/PEVERT!!
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***The Day Of The Wedding***
**In the Brides Room**
Akane is nervously pacing around the room. Her sisters and Nodoka
Saotome try to comfort her.
Kasumi: Really Akane-chan, you needn't be so uptight.
Nodoka: Yes, Akane. You should calm down a tad.
Nabiki: Really sis. You're going to have a heart attack or something.
Akane: I could only wish.
*The other three sweatdrop*
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**In with the groom**
The camera pans to see the groom and the best-man in an all out duel.
((My best-man is Ryouga. I've known him for.. I'd say about 8 years
now. We're ..well... not the best of friends. But who else could I get
to do this?))
Ranma: Ha ha Mr. P! Gettin slow! *Ranma flips back to avoid a
roundhouse from Ryouga*
Ryouga: RAAANMAAA!!! I swear if you don't treat Akane-san right I'm
commin after you!! *Ryouga lands a spinning side kick on Ranma, but only
fazes him for a second*
Ranma: *Grins* What's that? I thought you decided on Akari, P-chan!
Ryouga: *Stops fighting for a second* So what! That doesn't give you
any right to mis-treat Akane-san any
more!
Ranma: *Sticks his tongue out* Who said that I wanted to marry that
tomboy anyway!?
Ryouga: *Growls and turns to walk out of the room* I'm being serious,
Ranma. If you make her cry, you're a dead man. *He exits.... into the
linen closet*
((As I said.. not the best of friends..))
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((Ukyou and Kasumi are my bridesmaids. I tried to get my other sister,
Nabiki, to do it, but she said she had "Previous engagements to attend
to". No doubt she collecting money from the people who enter. Ukyou
was one of Ranma's fiancee's, but she's calmed down much more since two
years ago, when she finally settled for Konatsu. You know, when he's
not dressed up like a girl, he's pretty darn handsome. Well, anyway,
Ukyou and I have reached an understanding now..))
*Akane's still pacing around the room, but now she is in the wedding
dress. Western style, white, and very flattering*
Ukyou: AKANE! Would you sit your butt down?! You're making me dizzy!
And besides, I want to finish your hair.
*Akane 'humphs' and takes a seat back in her chair*
Ukyou: Really, Akane. You're going to wear yourself out.. and even
before the wedding night! *Ukyou grins*
Akane: WHAT!?!?!?! *Turns a deep shade of red*
Ukyou: OH come on. I was just joking. You need to loosen up. Just
think, in just under an hour now you're going to be "Mrs. Ranma
Saotome". *She looks off blissfully*
Akane: *Face faults after looking at Ukyou who is off in her own la la
land* Baka...
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*Ranma is pacing around his own room after showering and now dressed in
a stylish tuxedo*
Ranma: ohmanohmanohmanohman...
Ryouga: RANMA! Settle down.
Ranma: I can't! This time it's going through! Ukyou and you are fine
with it. Kodachi's is that mental place, and Shampoo's back in China!
ohmanohmanohmanohman... How do I look? How's my tux?
Ryouga: Jeeze man.. if I didn't know any better, I'd say that you were
nervous, maybe even excited? *He smirks*
Ranma: EXCITED?! Don't make me sick! Why would I be excited to marry
someone like..like..like.. HER?! *He goes to the mirror and checks
himself out again*
Ryouga: *Sweatdrops*
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*The preist enters the brides room*
Preist: Alright, the ceremony is about to start. Would you please
follow me?
*The bride, bridesmaids, and mother Saotome exit the room, Akane is
shaking slightly*
Ukyou: Really, Akane. It'll be alright. If I don't here "I do" come
out his mouth, we can pound him together, okay? *She smirks*
Akane: *Can't help but smile also* Thanks, Ukyou *Gives her a quick
hug*
Ukyou: No problem, sugar.
Akane: *looks off nervously* Mrs. Ranma Saotome, huh?
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*Pans camera angle of the church, then up to a close up of the nervous..
no, VERY nervous groom*
Ranma: *Grinding his teeth*
Ryouga: *Slaps Ranma hard on the back* Quit that!
Ranma: *Glares to the best man* Well, how would you feel if you had to
marry her?!
Ryouga: *Looks off blissfully*
Ranma: *Slaps his hard* Quit that! She's my fiancee! *Quickly slaps
his hand over his mouth*
Ryouga: Well, not for long. She's gonna be your wife. *He says while
pointing to the double doors which are swininging open*
Ranma: *Steels himself* Well, here goes nothing...
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*Another camera shows a camera shot of Akane just behind a pair of
doors*
Akane: (under her breath) Well.. here goes nothing.
*The Double doors swing wide open to reveal the many people sitting in
the pews. They all stand as soon as the door swing open*
*The bridesmaids walk down together leaving only the bride left*
*Akane starts to walk nervously down the aisle with her father holding
onto one of her arms*
((As I said before, please excuse my father. He tends to be... umm...
over emotional..))
*Soun is wailing like a banshee*
Akane: Dad.. come on. Quit it, you're getting me all wet.
Soun: Oh my baby's all grown up and getting married!! *He cried some
more, and soon ushered away by Genma and Nodoka*
Akane: *Sweatdrops and finished walking down the aisle all by herself*
*The shot goes back to Ranma who has his mouth gaped open*
Ryouga: *Nudges him* Close your mouth, you're drooling.
Ranma: *Snaps his mouth shut but resumes his staring*
*Akane finally approaches her groom and they stand obviously nervous at
the front of the church*
*Ukyou and Ryouga are amusingly grinning off to the side, much to the
couples discomfort.*
*The Shot skips ahead to when the Preist gets to the vows*
Preist: Do you Tendou Akane, take this man to be your lawfully wedded
husband. Do you promise to honor him, for Richer or poorer, in sickness
and in health, as long as you both shall live?
Akane: *reluctantly* I...uh..I do.
*Camera focuses on Ranma who has his mouth gaped open again*
Preist: Do you Saotome Ranma, take this woman to be your lawfully
wedded wife. Do you promise to honor her, for Richer or poorer, in
sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live?
Ranma: I..... I..... *Glances around nervously, to Ukyou who is making a
threatening fist*
Akane: *Glares daggers to him* Raaaannmmmaaaaaaaa.....
Ranma: *swallows hard* Fine, fine! I do, I do!
*Cheers are heard from all around the church.*
Ukyou: *Hugs Akane* Way to go!!
Ryouga: Alright man! *Pats him hard on the back sending him mere inches
away from his bride*
*The cameraman can be heard laughing slightly as the two turn BEAT red*
Preist: I now pronounce you, husband and wife. Well, you may now..
Kiss the bride?
Ranma & Akane: *Send a glare to him* Don't push your luck.
Preist: *Backs off* Fair enough.
* * * * *
**Reception Time**
*Nabiki is shown whistling from the crowd as the newly wedded couple
share their first dance at the reception*
*Akane and Ranma are standing a fair ways apart, but with a hip check
from Ukyou to Ranma, they are now quite close. The camera focus's
closer in on them*
Akane: *clearing her throat* eh-hem...w-well..uh.... this is.. nice.
Ranma: *Pops his neck a few times* Y-yeah....
*Camera focus's back over to the best man and one of the bridesmaid's*
Ukyou: *staring off blissfully* Oh man, you gotta admit, Ryouga-san.
They do make a cute couple.
Ryouga: *grummbles* Yeah.. I guess they do. Hmmm.. well, he finally
did it. We should give him credit.
Ukyou: That's for sure. All that running around was getting annoying.
*Ukyou and Ryouga grin as the camera pans away to show the entire crowd,
then gentley fades to black*
* * * * *
**Final Words**
*Camera fades back in to show Akane and Ranma standing in front of each
other nervously, somewhere on the church grounds. They both are a deep
shade of red*
Ranma & Akane: I--!
Ranma: Uh.. you go first.
Akane: No, Ranma. Go ahead.
Ranma: I..I mean, today was..you know.....kinda..well.... *mummbles*
itwaskindasortanice...
Akane: *Hey eyes grow a bit wide* Ranma... y-yeah.. it.. it's not so
bad.... to be m-mm-mmm-marriedtoyou..
Ranma: *Smiles slightly* Uh..well.. you either.
Akane: *A smile creeps up her lips and she starts to lean forward with
her eyes partially closed*
Ranma: *About to meet her half way..*
Ranma & Akane: *Turn to look at the camera*
Ranma: Okay, that's enough. *He covers his hand over the lense and all
we hear is Akane laughing slightly*
**Cheezy music starts to fade out the scene**
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That's it! Once again, please forgive me ^^;;
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~Carly aka Akane-chan
"Sometimes, I think I'd be better off dead. No wait, not me, you"
~Jack Handy
Anime No Wepage
http://carly-san.animecity.ml.org/
Akane-chan's Ranma 1/2 no Fanfiction
http://carly-san.animecity.ml.org/fanfiction/
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A small Japanese man stood at the gates enjoying a cigarette break when
a LARGE brown sack landed mere inches from his feet. He fell to his
knees in shock, but soon regained his composure and read a small white
piece of paper attached to the sack.
"Just a present for those ever ready employees at the Nerima zoo
Saotome Ranma"
The man looked in caution, but drew the string on the sack in utter
confusion. The man knew it wasn't his day, when a large, unconcious
black and white panda rolled out from the sack.
"Oh dear......."
-(Excerpt from "No Need For Fiancee's")
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