Galaxy Police File 22 Oct 98 
 Henry is reported to have said... 

Yes, the ultimate horror story, Shiko falls into the Akaneniichuan and then
tries to take over the world by giving cooking lessons...

Or even more horrifying would be the approach of a small wizened old 
half-woman half-machine on a wooden jumping stick.

Woman In Question: I am Cologne of Borg. 
You will marry Shampoo. Resistance is futile.


Lt. Trakal
GP No Tantei-A
http://members.xoom.com/Trakal/ficpage.htm (fanfic page)
LEGACY OF TEARS HOMEPAGE
http://www.angelfire.com/ma/tmlegacy