A Jambled Jumbled Jambo!
Being a fanfiction by Rhialto, continued with contributions
>from : Matthew Campbell (mgcampb@clemson.edu), Dot Warner
(dot_warner17@my-dejanews.com), D.B. Sommer (sommer@3rdm.net), Shadow6865
(Shadow6865@aol.com), and Steven P. Cornett (cornetts@gemair.com)
Edited by Steven P. Cornett
All comments, critism, and load noises to cornetts@gemair.com
Note: On the 26th of October Rhialto (rhialto@easynet.co.uk) wrote
a fanfic called "Jambo!", where Ranma might be wed to various
fiances if not for intruding reality, leaving....
Well, just take a look for yourself.
Rhialto wrote:
Jambo!
Our story opens to the tune of Mendelsohn's Wedding March, but very
quietly. Hush now, ok?
"Ranma ni omedetou kekkon!"
"futari ni omedetou kekkon!"
"doumo arigatou minasama!" they both called out in reply.
"Thankyou! Thankyou, everyone!" Ranma was elated. He could hardly believe
the wedding had worked. ~Third time lucky I guess.~ He turned and smiled to
his new bride. Kodachi smiled back at him.
At least, she would have done if she were the bride. But instead, Nabiki
had persuaded Kunou to have her held in a 'rest centre'. Ranma shuddered
when he thought about the photos that he had to let Nabiki take. But Kunou
needed to be paid well to remove his sister. Kunou himself had not been
told of the wedding - the rumour would reach him soon enough anyway. Ranma
turned to his new wife and smiled again. Shampoo smiled back at him,
and gently whispered in his ear 'miaow'.
Or she would have done had she been married to Ranma. But Shampoo was
safely back in China. In the last wedding fiasco, Shampoo and Ukyou charged
at Akane from opposite directions. Akane had ducked, and avoided a flying
bon-bori meant for her. Instead, it hit Ukyou, who was still in a coma,
weeks later. At the time, Ranma had thought she was dead. He couldn't
remember too many of the details of the fight that followed, and Nabiki's
video camera got smashed, but Cologne, Shampoo and Mousse left in some
haste shortly afterwards. Ranma turned to his new wife and smiled.
* * *
Akane smiled back at him.
* * *
Here's where the original ends. However, Matthew Campbell
couldn't leave bad enough alone, and neither any of the others on
the above list.
Of course not! :P
Here's how it REALLY ended!
* * *
Ranma turned to his new wife and smiled.
Akane smiled back at him.
(Matthew Campbell)
Or she would have if she had been married to Ranma. Unfortunately, she
had found out that Ryouga was P-chan a couple of weeks before. Enraged,
she had chased the lost boy out into the streets. Neither had been
looking where they were going, and in a horrible, yet strangely amusing
accident, both had been reduced to street smears under the mighty wheel
of a steamroller. They had been buried together, as no one could sort
out which bit was which.
Ranma smiled at his new bride and her livestock.
Akari smiled back.
(My first!)
Or would have if she was married to Ranma. Unfortunately, she ran
grief stricken from Ryouga's death into the heart of Ryuuzengawa (I
hope I spelled it correctly), followed by her champion pig. She was
about to be impaled by a giant hedgehog, which for some reason was
calling out for Dimmesdale, when Shinnosuke beat the creature back
with a broom. When Katsunishiki attacked, Shinnosuke beat the giant
pig as well (when you seen one giant animal you seen 'em all, right?).
Akari married Shinnosuke immediately so he wouldn't forget he
was engaged. It was the least she could do for the only other
person to beat her champion boar (and Spiney Norton, or course).
Ranma smiled at his bride and her pom-poms.
Mariko smiled back.
(Shadow6865 makes a play....)
Or she would have smiled back except that 2 weeks ago in a final
attempt to win Kuno's love she went to Gosunkuji and asked for a love spell.
Gosunkuji, estactic about getting one of Akane's suitors out of the way
(he hadn't heard the bad news at the time! - Ed), worked extra hard on a
love potion and made one that finally worked.
Ranma smiled at his bride and her apron.
Kasumi smiled back
(My catch.....)
Or rather she would if in fact she was the bride. In fact she was
married to her Dear Dr. Tofu earlier that day. Just a week after
looking through his texts and finally finding a way to clear those
steamy glasses once and for all.
Apparently, the problem had something to do with an excess of lust,
and called for a solution best described in a lemon fic. Suffice it
to say the wedding occured a day after Dr. Tofu found out he was a
father.
Ranma smiled at his new young bride.
Natsumi smiled back!
(Starting to get the gist of this? - Ed. D.B. Summer wrote the next
handoff.....)
Or she would have if she had been married to Ranma. Instead, upon
her return to Nerima, Natsumi had encountered Tarou in monster form. She
took one look at his tentacles, began moaning about 'LA Blue Girl' and
ran off with one confused monster.
The confusion didn't last long for Tarou though, who suddenly learned one
can lead a very satisfying life, even with a crappy name.
Ranma smiled at his new Chinese bride.
Herb-chan smiled back.
(My filler. Dot responded to the Mariko handoff, but I put my
response at the end. The middle part here is mine!)
Or would have if Herb condescended to marry Ranma. But
begin that he was the PRINCE of the mighty Musk Dynasty, and
was seting up plans to marry the monkey he dipped into the
Spring of Drowned Girl (who had become sentient, having been
imbued with the soul of the drowned girl.), and was even more
macho and egotistical than Ranma was.
Ranma smiled at his new bride.
Rouge smiled back.
Or would have if she wished to marry Ranma, which
she did not. Rouge was too busy chasing Tarou and his new lover
Natsumi to take part.
So who did Ranma marry? Well, since the following did
not occur, rest assured it wasn't a catgirl.
* * *
Ranma took one look at his true bride, and took off screaming.
Nuku-Nuku scratched her head, shrugged, and proceeded to
chase after Ranma.
* * *
That is, he would have took off screaming if Nuku-Nuku was his bride.
Thankfully, even Genma wasn't that stupid. Actually Genma was that stupid
and then some, but he didn't have the opportunity. After all, Nuku-Nuku
was only a year old, and Genma DID have some standards.
As it was, Genma did engage Ranma to a family for a snow storm in
August to cool him down on the long trail. In Okinawa! (He got some
Sherbert in the deal too, he said when the truth came out.)
To think it was only a week ago that the highborn fiancee come
around to cash in on her betrothal.
Her arrival, walking into the living room through the coatrack
with a blizzard trailing her, was unusual to say the least. But
while the initial response was chilly, the sight of the manly
Ranma melted the young lady's heart.
And Ranma warmed up to her too......
And so, as the cheers went out and the Wedding March came to a
close, Ranma smiled at his regal bride.
Oyuki, princess of Neptune, smiled back.
Or she might of had she been more interested in marrying him than trying to kill him. Fortunately, Ranma remebered that snow had a tendency to melt when it warmed.
Ranma looked at his bride. And blinked.
Ranko grinned back at him. "Who'dja expect, the President?"
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