Well, here's my tuppenorth.


A cold night, and a dark one. If it were stormy, then it would be a 
cliche. But Tatewaki Kunou had had enough.

"KODACHI! You have poisoned me once too often! Prepare to die!"

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOOHOERK...."

Tatewaki Kunou stood over the corpse of his sister. He felt no real 
remorse at having slaughtered his sibling, just a relief that that foul 
sorcerer Saotome would no be part of his family at any point in the 
future. But a sudden thought struck him. What would he do with the body?

"AHA! Mine noble brain rewards me with a solution!" And Kunou proceeded 
to drag the body out to the outhouse, where an old coffin was kept. 
Noone knew why a coffin was kept there, but it had been there for years. 

"Sleep well, sister. I don't know if anyone wants your soul..." Then 
Kunou nailed the coffin shut.

It was much later. Kunou was awoken from his slumbers by a banging noise 
from outside. Being curious, he went to investigate.

"What manner of disturbance is this!" yelled Kunou, as the coffin burst 
out of the outhouse and floated towards him.

"SORCERY!" He screamed, releasing his 'Tembatsu da' on the coffin.

His bokken broke.

Thus did the mighty Kunou, blessed of heaven, the Blue Thunder of 
Furinkan High beat a hasty retreat, the coffin following him. He threw 
everything he could find at it; plants, priceless Tokugawa-era vases, 
katana, Sasuke... all to no avail. eventually he was forced to take 
refuge in his bedroom.

Unsurprisingly, the coffin broke down the door. And Kunou desperatelt 
started throwing his quilt, pillow, bedside table, posters of Akane and 
the Pig-tailed-girl, and things in his pockets. And so he came to one 
last item- and when he threw that, the coffin dropped out of the air and 
did not move again.

Kunou dropped to his knees and gave thanks thusly:

"The heavens have truly smiled on me that a cough sweet should stop the 
coffin!"



Okay. Now you can throw whatever you like at me... flames are welcome, I 
need something to heat the house.

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