Well, you wanted something scary? Here ya go!

P-Chan's Lover

 Hi! I'm Toshi and I am P-Chan's lover! Well, that's
not true, but please let me explain. You see a few weeks
ago I changed my sex. But that will come up later in 
the story. You see I fell in love with P-Chan on a hot summer
night in Guatemala- uh, wait that's not right. It was hot summer
afternoon in Nerima. Sorry, I get confused sometimes.
  Anyway I was attending Furinkan High School when I first
saw P-Chan. He was the cutest thing I had ever seen. I was 
a little worried because I was in love with a pig! But then I
told myself that it's the nineties.
  I watched as P-Chan got really cozy with that-that-that bitch
Akane Tendo! How dare she act so flirtatious with my pig! She set down
P-Chan and left for a few minutes. That was when I jumped 
forward and grabbed P-Chan.
 He tried to get away, but I had an iron tight grip on his rear. I tried
to calm him down by using some of my smooth lines.
 "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig!" 
 I could have said d'oh for telling that to a pig, but I heard someone
walk up behind me. I turned around and saw that it was Akane and she
looked pretty pissed!
  She took P-Chan away from me and punched me in the nose. I fell
down on my back unconscious. I guess Akane didn't like other people
having se with P-Chan. The bitch.
  After a few hours I woke up and decided to walk home. That's when I
ran into this guy who was wearing a backpack and had a bandanna tied
around his forehead. He started yelling and then beat the living crap out
of me. I have no idea why he was so mad. What had I ever done to him?
  The next day I figured out why P-Chan was so reluctant to perform
intercourse
with me. It was so obvious! We were both guys! I should have known that
P-Chan was a heterosexual so I went down to the local doctor and I changed
my sex.
  I then went to the Tendo dojo to reclaim what was mine. I told Akane that
I wanted P-Chan all for myself. That's when I saw the same guy who had
beaten
me up from the day before walk in. He immediately recognized me and beat
the
hell out of me again!  
  Now, I'm just sitting here in this hospital trying to think about P-Chan.
I might not have been his lover, but at least I tried.

Until I find better things to write about . Ja ne.