Disclaimer: Don't hold me too responsible for this, it came to me as I was
lying in my bed last night and watching my clock slowly turn to 12:30...


And God Spoke
By Ryo Hoshi


	And God spoke.  "I WANNA COLOR THE HIPPOS PURPLE!!!"
	And lo, the hippos were purple.


***The end?***

*** *** ***  Explanations  *** *** ***
What's going on:
	The Almighty, the He-Whose-Name-May-Not-Be-Writ, as a two year old.
	Yes, as a two year old.
	Of course, he wasn't always that way, of course.  (I mean, what two-year-old
would create *hippos* if they weren't already existent?)
	So, of course, some force -- maybe he decided to find out why parents hate
dealing with two year olds? -- caused him to revert to an age he never
experienced before.
	I guess if one was to expand this into a fic, you'd probably want to start in
OMG/AMS and then bring in other series as God continues being a two year old
supreme being.  (Who watches cartoons, of course.)


		--Ryo Hoshi