I forget, is someone helping Shampoo write?  

ground when it skidded on the fluff. As she kept searching, she wondered
exactly why she'd been calling after Leon. I mean, he was kinda cute, 
but
she didn't need some *guy* to save her, did she?

On the other hand, he's so stupidly overconfident that she should find 
him before he gets in over his head...

Celia, Priss, Nene, and Linna all came out of the closet at
once.  "Finally, after 10,000 seconds we're free!"  Celia
announced.  "Time to con...oh, hi, Daley."

Conquer the world?  Conserve resources?  Con Nadoko out of her money?

         "Okay, let's run through a level four diagnostic,"
Celia said.

Kasumi watches Star Trek TNG?  Go fig. 

        "Right.  LET'S GO, JOE!"  Celia shouted and the
Knight Sabres plus their Male Auxillary moved out. 

Kasumi watches G.I. Joe cartoons?  Go fig.  

Obviously Ryoga has never actually watched Bubblegum Crisis, since I 
don't think he'd pick a character who keeps coming on to Ranma's avatar.
Or...maybe he just never figured out what Daley was doing.  

Still cool.  It's totally falling apart, just like a real round robin.
I once read a mystery written by ten of the best mystery writers in 
England.  It didn't make any sense either.  I think the high point was
was the sister's characterisation, which was so inconsistent that she 
eventually ended up a guy.