Article one : statement of love: the kiss
1. kiss on the hand . . . . I adore you
2. kiss on the cheek . . . I just want to be friends
3. kiss on the neck . . . . . I want you
4. kiss on the lips. . . . I love you
5. kiss on the ears. . . . I am just playing
6. kiss anywhere else. . . lets not get carried away
7. look in your eyes . . . . kiss me
8. playing with your hair . . . . . I can't live without you
9. hand on your waist . . . . . I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guy gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thous shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Article 4: You must make 25 copies with 5 days or you will have bad luck for seven years in relationships.
**Remember**
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue,
so open your mouth, close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!!
That was the first chain letter. This is the second:
This chain started in 1887. It is a love chain letter.
In 5 days you are suppose to send it to 27 teens. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 27 teens in 5 days. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of a person you like or love and then the person will say"I love you" or "Will you go out with me!" No Joke!!!!
Now the consequences:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a very happy camper!!!!!!
Sorry for the spam. I found this on the net and thought you all might enjoy some of the lines in this. I thought the poem was pretty funny. I apologize if the "love" theme made anyone sick.
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