Status Report

	Ahem.  Well, I don't usually do these things (not usually my style), 
but I might as well put one out a year, I suppose.

	MSTs
	Things I have lined up.
	Well, Quick MSTs as always are going to be random.  But, my RAAC 
raidings will continue.  Expect MSTs of the following: The Misato 
Chronicles (Lemon/Eva), Bedtime Stories (Lemon/Ranma) and That's what 
tails are for (Lemon/Ruin Explorers).
	You've no doubt noticed that a lot of lemons are in this line-up.  
Mainly because me and my friends are too busy on our largest MST project 
to do more ordinary ones.  The project?  Undocumented Features 1.  We've 
only done the intro, chapter 1 and made it half-way through chapter 2.  
We're running on pure gusto.

	Lemons
	I think ?????'s got an Eva lemon coming up and A-chan's been bugging me 
to write a lemon sidestory to Sailor Begin 6.  I might do it, but it'll 
probably be more of wishful thinking, so probably not.  And I'm not 
sure, but I think Huh? _might_ do a lemon, though I'm not sure what he 
might do.

	Projects
	Ash, I'm still waiting for a reply on that Round Robin thing.
	KnightHawke, sorry if I haven't replied in a while, but I think I'm 
going to need some more background info.  I got your message, blinked, 
and wondered if I had missed something.
	And I think I missed something, but Justin Fraser, a current co-author 
of mine, was thrown off the list.  I toss most replies that aren't 
directly aimed at me, so I think I missed this whole build-up thing.  
Can someone fill me in as to what he did that was so terrible that he 
was banned from the FFML until further notice?

	Stories
	Okay, I've somewhat picked back up, at the insistance of my friends, 
Roku-Bun No San.  I'll be writing on and off on the third and final 
chapter.  I've also, to the delight of people who liked "What did you 
expect?" and it's sequel (and the sequel to the sequel), begun another 
sequel called "You know your anime is whack when...".  It should be done 
by either the end of January or the end of February.  I've also got a 
Slayers fanfic that's going to be coming out soon (i.e. soon).  Not to 
mention that I also have a Sailor Moon fanfic that'll also be released 
within a week or so.
	????? is trying to get her mind back in order so she can finally finish 
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Beyond Terminal Veliocity.  She says her head 
still hurts from trying to figure out the ending to Evangelion.  Our 
Anime Death Match (started a long time ago and, like many other projects 
that I attempted to get reader replies from, drowned like Ryo-ohki 
strapped to the front of Mihoshi's ship.  Not because of too many 
replies, because of too few.  Total, I think got maybe six or seven 
replies) will be getting a fresh kick in the ass and started up again in 
February.  Any suggestions for match-ups will be allowed, even in the 
hideously insane.  Be warned though, we are not allowing anything from 
books.  It must be a manga, anime, fanfics and possibly games that most 
people in Minnesota could get.  Because otherwise, the idea might not 
make it (For instance, as popular or famous as he might be to you guys, 
we have no clue as to who Terry Pratchet is, though TharzZzy has some 
leads).
	C-chan isn't sure if she should start up another story.
	Huh? has an introspection piece that'll be sent out right after this 
update.  He's also going to be co-authoring with me on yet another 
fanfic.
	TharzZzy, as usual, will not be in his mind long enough to even start a 
project, so he'll just keep making comments as usual.
	And finally, A-chan's works will, again, not be posted.

	Updates to my webpage
	Well, I wrote a piece of plagaristic crap about two years ago called 
"Ultima".  Basically, take Lemonade and Lemon Sherbert by John Walter 
Biles, add in my demented mind, toss in a few new characters, remove 
John Walter Biles's experience and ability to write a good story and you 
have "Ultima".  I claimed that, in the story, it was going to be my 
largest masterpiece.  And it IS the largest work I've ever done.  
Masterpiece.... well, that's up to Megane 6.7 and the Chicken Ball 
Awards to decide.  In any case, I'll be adding it to my webpage next 
time I get tanked... er, when I have enough courage to put it up.

	Combination Works that will be updated or at least worked on
	????? got inspired from reading two fanfics that had almost nothing to 
do with each other, so she's getting me, Huh?, C-chan and possibly 
TharzZzDunN to join in.  I have no clue as to what it's about.

	Abandoned Stories
	Sometime this year, I'll be starting up a mini-page of stories that 
have been abandoned by me, mostly, because I let my imagination run wild 
and free.  However, due to a hard-drive crash, a good number of these 
are gone.  I'll fill in the space in no time.


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