|     Kuno stood by the side of the pool as the Jusenkyo Guide
| recited the Tragic Tale of the pool he fallen into.
|     "So young sir has fallen in Pool of the Genius Boy with
| Weird Sister"
|     Standing there Tatewaki realized for the first time "
| Akane doesn't love me and the Pigtailed Girl is really
| Ranma- I have become sentient"
|
| If anyone wants to take this feel free, I am going to be
| seriously sick for a while longer.

You do realize what the name of the pool sparked in my head, don't you?

#include FalseGermanAccent.h

"And I must convert a wing of the Kuno mansion into a secret laboratory
wherein I will devise ingenious inventions to combat my sworn nemesis
Randark."

o/` In Tatchi's lab'ratory,
    Lives the weirdest boy you've ever seen;
    Kodachi blows his experiments
    To smithereeeeeens... o/`

--G. Falconar

So he's swapping 14th century samurai weirdness for 22nd century prodigy
weirdness. At least he'll think girls have cooties now.