"You've never even met this Ranma? And one of us is getting
engaged to him?!" Akane proclaimed, glaring at her father across the
table.
"Hey look at this as an excuse to tell Kuno to get lost."
Nabiki commented to her sister.
"Would you quit it about Kuno! My boyfriend is my own
business."
"Well seeing as how you refuse to kiss him, hug him, hold hands
with him, and hit him every time he come within three feet of you�"
Nabiki commented looking at her sister.
In response Akane crossed her arms before her chest and turned
away with a loud "Humph!"
The doorbell rang.
"That must be Ranma!" Nabiki commented as she ran to the Door
closely pursued by her father. A second later they ran back around the
corner, followed by a Panda that calmly walked into the room.
"Stupid excuse for a father." Muttered a red haired girl as
she walked around the bear, taking off her backpack with one hand. "I
told him we should get some hot water first but oh no, go to the
Tendo's first, and by the way your getting engaged to one of them."
Rooting through the backpack she pulled out a large metal thermos.
Soun blinked. "You wouldn't be�"
The red haired stranger looked at him and responded, "Ranma
Saotome, sorry about the confusion."
Soun grabbed her and pulled her into a fast hug, knocking the
thermos and backpack from her hands. "Oh I'm so glad you're finally
here! I've waited for this day for so�" Blinking he grabbed Ranma by
the shoulders and pushed her to arms length to look at her. Staring at
her chest he backed away.
"Oh what a cute girl you've found for us to marry." Nabiki
commented sarcastically.
"Girl�" With a small yelp Soun collapsed into a faint.
"Ah great." Ranma commented as she picked up the thermos.
Tossing it to her left hand she walked over to Soun, and crouched down
to touch his forehead with her right hand. "Hmm." A low-level probe
showed her no obvious problems so she directed a light trickle of power
through her hand. "Wake up."
With a start Soun woke. "Uh, what? Saotome? Ranma? Girl!?"
"Calm down." Ranma stated as she stood and opened the thermos.
"It's a strange story," he said pouring a cupful of hot water. "But
it's got simple consequences." She poured the hot water over her head.
And changed into a taller black haired boy. "Spring of Drowned girl."
He said casually as he poured another cup, which he immediately
flicked into the Panda's face. "Spring of drowned Panda."
"Oh my." Kasumi commented, the only Tendo in the room not
frozen with shock.
Genma wiped the hot water from his face and commented, "Weren't
you concerned about going too fast, boy?" He glanced at Soun and
reached down extending a hand up. "Don't worry old friend, I can
explain everything."
"Explain. Yes, an explanation!" Soun stated. He paused and
looked at Genma. Tears streamed down his face. "It's been so long
since I've seen you, old friend. Come into the living room, and we can
all hear your story."
"So that's what happened." Soun stated as he stood and walked
to the door overlooking the garden. "The true horror of Jusenkyo has
been shrouded in mystery for so long."
Ranma snorted and looked at his father. "Nope, the true
horror's described in the brochure where Pop got the idea of training
at Jusenkyo. And if he actually spoke a word of Chinese or had thought
to ask the guide about the place it might have mattered."
Genma scowled. "Ranma, stop whining like a girl!" He reached
out and grabbed Ranma by his shirt and threw him into the Tendo pool.
"The path of a true martial artist is the path of peril and conflict!
Have you forgotten, aren't you prepared to lay down your life for the
art?"
Ranma stood in the pool. His eyes narrowed. "Life not
manhood!" Focusing his energy Ranma quickly sliced his hand through
the pond's surface in a semicircular pattern. He brought the hand up
in an arc ending with his hand pointed at his father. A fierce stream
of water shot along that path crashing into Genma, knocking the panda
on his back.
Ranma leapt from the pond, and with two steps was on the
walkway at the door. Genma rose to his feet and assumed a defensive
stance. Ranma remained at the doorway in a guarded cat stance.
Soun stood and stepped between the two cursed martial artists.
"Calm down you two. Ok, let's see if I have this right." He stepped
up to Genma. "Cold water turns you into a panda," Holding up a
steaming kettle he poured it over the panda's head. "But hot water
returns you to normal."
"No need for it to be that hot, Tendo."
Soun walked to where Ranma had switched to a more causal
posture. "Cold water turns you into a girl, and hot water turns you
into a boy." He extended the kettle toward Ranma, who grabbed it out
of his hands.
"Hot not boiling!"
With a grin Soun Tendo clasped Ranma on the shoulder. "Well,
it's no problem after all." With a grin he turned Ranma to look where
his three daughters were sitting. "My eldest daughter Kasumi, my
middle daughter Nabiki, and my youngest daughter Akane. Whoever you
choose, she's your new fiancee."
"He wants Akane." Nabiki stated simply. Her sisters looked at
her.
"I have to agree Nabiki." Kasumi responded with a nod of her
head.
"What, why would I� It's bad enough with Kuno!�"
"Well, isn't a fiancee the perfect excuse to dump Boken brain?"
"And what proof do I have that mister boy-girl here isn't worse
than Kuno?"
"Didn't you say that wasn't possible last week?" Nabiki
responded.
"First off!" Ranma stated raising his hand. "I have no
intention of getting engaged to someone I met twenty minutes ago!" He
looked at Soun. "I respect family honor and all that, but if you can't
wait a few months for the sake of your daughters happiness�"
"I� " Tears began to stream down Soun's cheeks as a brief look
of shame was swallowed by a look of desperation. "Please! For the sake
of the art! At least think about�"
"It's family honor so I'm not saying no. It's the rest of my
life so I'm not saying yes. I just want to wait."
"And what about me!?" Akane shouted with an angry glare at
Ranma. "There is no way I am getting engaged to some weirdo like you!"
Ranma looked at Akane. He felt the anger building inside him.
"Then we wouln't get engaged! Even if I believed in coercion, I don't
want to marry some short tempered tomboy!"
"What did you call me!!"
*Anger can be a potent tool, but if you let it control you, you
risk destroying part of yourself.* Taking a breath and releasing it,
Ranma closed his eyes and reached up a hand to massage his forehead..
"Sorry, insults are too easy." Lowering his hand he looked Akane in
the eye. "All I want is to pretend that this entire engagement
agreement doesn't exist for a few months. Is that ok with you three?"
He glanced past Akane to direct a stare at her two sisters.
"As far as I'm concerned I don't even know you!" Akane
responded as she turned and stormed upstairs.
Ranma glanced after her, then directed his attention to Mr.
Tendo who was now grasping his arms and staring into his face, tears
flowing down his cheeks. "Promise me you'll choose a fiancee in a
month. If you don't� The Dojo�"
"Three months. Then I'll make a decision about the engagement
question." Ranma replied pulling his arms free.
"We mainly use the attic for storage, but there should be
enough room so that you can set up whatever you need. Just ask me
before rearranging anything please."
"Thank you." Ranma replied looking around the compact room
with it's sharply angled ceiling. Closing his eyes he extended his
perceptions. The house was well located, with strong currents of
mystical energy circulating through the entire area. And as he reached
out his mind he felt the presence of benign spirits suffusing the
entire house. "This'll be perfect." *Yes. It'll take a few days to
set things up for the spell, but then I shouldn't have any worries
about someone trying to sabotage my equipment. Baka oyaji.*
"What did you want to set up here?" Kasumi asked.
"Hmm?" Ranma glanced at her. "Oh, I just need someplace quiet
and private to decipher the secrets of the universe.
Akane jogged down the street, and at the entrance to the Tendo
Dojo she pivoted to enter, a contented smile on her face. The grin was
swallowed by an expression of shock as she looked into the yard where a
series of loud shouts had erupted. "What?" She ran to look.
Genma was unleashing dozens of blows at Ranma, all of which
were blocked by his son as he retreated toward the pond. Suddenly
Ranma crouched under the barrage and kicked at his father's legs,
knocking them out from under him. Genma caught himself with his hands,
then pushed off to vault over the pond. He landed in a defensive
posture, then blocked his son's flying kick.
Akane looked on. "Hmm, their pretty good."
"High spirited." Kasumi commented from setting the table for
breakfast.
The two combatants leaped, clashing together over the pond in a
flurry of punches and kicks, which ended with Ranma knocking his father
into the pond with a kick that threw himself to the rocks.
"I win oyaji." Ranma commented with a smug grin on his face.
"Oh my!" Kasumi commented, looking at Genma. "What do Panda's
eat?" She pulled out a large plate of bamboo and set in on the table.
"I don't want any argument's from you, boy. We'll be staying
for a while and you'll be going to school!" Genma proclaimed.
"Ok." Ranma responded. "Did you happen to pick up some books
and that or will I have to shop for myself?"
Genma blinked a second, then pulled out a leather
backpack/satchel. "Uh, here."
"Hey Ranma, time to get going." Nabiki commented as she glided
around him with a grin on her face.
"Nabiki, wait up!" Akane called as she followed her sister out
of the Dojo.
"Why? You ought to be escorting your fiancee to be to school,
right?"
"He's not my fiancee!" Akane screamed as she rushed past Ranma
after her sister.
"I'm no one's fiancee." Ranma stated as he followed the
sisters out of the house. "I'm just a houseguest."
"You sure seem to be pushing Akane to get engaged to me."
Ranma commented to Nabiki as he hoped to from the fence to where she
was walking a dozen feet ahead of Akane. "I don't suppose you're
interested in getting this Kuno guy unattached?"
"Kuno!?" Nabiki commented in a thoroughly disbelieving tone.
"Well you haven't met him yet. Trust me only an idiot would want him
for a boyfriend." With a worried look she glanced at Akane, then
sighed as she saw no sign of being overheard. "Do you know anything
about magic?"
Ranma just managed to force himself not to freeze in shock.
"What do you mean?"
"Well since Akane suddenly decided Kuno was her boyfriend last
month I've tried to find some reason she'd suddenly stop hating him for
being such a complete jerk and deciding to accept his 'date me' offers.
Not that she's actually dated him mind you." She shook her head. "I
keep contemplating the possibility that he's used some sort of magic,
and if magic were real I'd see it as the most likely cause. Then you
came to town." She glanced at Ranma with a rye grin on her face.
"My curse is proof that magic isn't impossible, and your hoping
to learn that I've spent the last eleven months studying magic under
the earth's sorcerer supreme, right?"
Nabiki looked at Ranma, then laughed, putting her hand to the back of
her neck. "Yeah, silly huh."
"Beloved Akane Tendo!"
Ranma glanced away from the gates to the school to look at the
source of the cry, a tall student wearing the traditional Kendo uniform
and holding a large bouquet of red roses who was running toward the
trio.
Akane's sigh was full of resignation and a little tiredness.
"Kuno."
With a flourish Kuno tossed the Bouquet to Akane who casually
caught it. "Truly the beauty of these perfect blossoms pales before
your radiance, Akane Tendo."
Akane glanced at them. "They're as cute as all the other
roses."
Kuno stepped foreword and grabbed Akane's hands, which
involuntarily jerked away. "Hands off!" Akane stated with a scowl as
she dropped the bouquet and knocked his arms away.
"But my love!" Kuno responded stepping forward while spreading
his arms to hugging position. Akane responded with a kick knocking him
back to the school.
"This is the way you treat your boyfriends." Ranma commented
as he stepped up too her.
"Shut up."
"Hold, how dare you stand so close to my beloved Akane Tendo?!"
Kuno stated as he rose to his feet, shifting his grasp on a boken he
hadn't been holding a second before.
"Hey I'm�"
"Wait! Before a challenge can be issued it is first proper to
offer ones own name. Therefore listen well, I am the mightiest warrior
of this school, undefeated master of the sword, the rising star of the
World of Kendo! My peers call me the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High! I
am Tatewaki Kuno."
Ranma looked at him quietly a moment. "I'm Ranma Saotome, Heir
of the Saotome School of anything goes Martial Arts. My father's a
friend of the Tendo family and we're staying at the Dojo a few months."
"You think yourself worthy to share the roof of Akane Tendo?"
Kuno stated angrily as he stepped foreword slashing at Ranma with his
Boken. Ranma calmly flipped backward, landing casually on the trunk of
a nearby tree. Kuno's follow up slash missed Ranma and cut the tree in
half.
"Would you cut that out!" Ranma shouted angrily as he avoided
Kuno's thrusts and stepped close to the Kendoist. "Whatever your
problem with that violent girl is, I have nothing to do with it! And I
want nothing to do with it!"
"How dare you speak that way about Akane Tendo!" Kuno screamed
as he attacked with a flurry of thrusts, which Ranma avoided, with a
short set of backflips followed by a leap into the air. As he
descended Kuno thrust upward, while Ranma struck out with his fingers.
It started to rain.
"Mr. Saotome?" Akane asked as she walked into the shed she had
seen the panda carry Ranma into. "Ranma?"
"Damn Rain." Ranma muttered to herself as she considered a
small kettle. "I was winning too.
"Check your throat." Akane responded.
"Akane?" Ranma glanced at her, then looked down to examine a
thin bruise at the base of her neck. "Hmm, Better than I thought."
She picked up the kettle and poured it over her head.
"Even match I guess." Akane commented.
The now Male Ranma quickly toweled his hair and responded, "Not
really." He smirked remembering his own "signature" move before the
rain had fallen. "Why are you here anyway?"
"We have the same homeroom, and I don't want you to be late for
your first day."
"Well I figure being male for my first day is more important,
but your right." He walked out of the shed, and paused at the door and
glanced at the Panda. "Thanks for actually being helpful this time
Pop."
*So much for not being late.* Ranma thought as he contemplated
the two buckets of water he and Akane were currently required to hold
in the hallway.
"It's your fault we're late you know." Akane commented.
Ranma looked at her. "I'd be more inclined to blame Kuno
myself." He saw her eyes narrow in annoyance. *I'm not saying
anything more on the subject.*
Akane sighed. "I guess I must look crazy, having someone like
that as a boyfriend."
"Everyone has hidden depths."
"If Kuno does their well hidden. Well he does have a decent
sense of romance, and he really knows how to make it seem like you're
the only person in the world, but whenever he tries to hold my hand or
anything�" Akane grimaced and rubbed her hand with a slightly
disgusted expression. "I mean, why am I telling you this?"
Ranma looked and saw himself targeted by a gaze filled with
anger and a little confusion. "Um, Whoah!" he added as he jumped to
avoid a splash of water from down the corridor.
"Ranma Saotome!" Kuno declared as he threw aside his now empty
bucket and drew his boken. "I shall never accept your engagement to
Akane Tendo!"
The windows of the classroom exploded open, allowing the
students to inundate the corridor with questions.
"Wait we're not engaged." Ranma said.
"It was all father's idea." Akane said.
Kuno stepped forward slashing Ranma's bucket in half. Ranma
dodged the thrusts following, then jumped past the Kendoist. "This is
no place to fight, Kuno. This way!" He ran down the hallway, Kuno
following.
"I don't believe this!" Akane commented as she ran after the
pair.
"Let's finish this outside." Ranma stated as he opened a
window and leaped out.
"I follow!" Kuno declared as he leaped after Ranma.
"Wait! This is the third floor!" Akane called after the pair.
"No problem� Ahrgh!!" Ranma commented as he looked down at
the swimming pool he and Kuno were falling toward.
"Lucky there's a pool there." A student beside Akane
commented.
"NO WAY!" Ranma stated, as he brought his hands together
before him and concentrated, chanting softly to himself. His decent
slowed. Kuno shot past him into the pool. Ranma drifted down, halting
an inch above the still agitated waters. "Whew!" He frowned and
glanced at the school. "Now what do I�" A hand shot from the pool
grabbing him by the ankle and knocking him in.
"I fight on Saotome!" Kuno proclaimed, his words garbled by
the water. He grabbed his opponent, and froze as his hands grasped
somewhat more than expected on Ranma's chest.
"You pervert!" Ranma stated as she reached behind herself to
grab Kuno by the head. Focusing on the still active levitation spell,
she willed herself to shoot into the air, spinning to dislodge Kuno.
Fifteen feet above the pool, she flexed her ready arms and threw him
back into the water. She raised her hands just above her forehead.
"Winds that blow from west to east, I summon you by my command.
Deliver your might as I request, the power of lightning into my
hand."
With a final gesture, Ranma released the lightning bolt into
the pool.