On 16 Feb 1999, Sam Vilsmeier wrote:

begin 644 Happy99.exe
M35I0``(````$``\`__\``+@`````````0``:````````````````````````

FFML isn't for posting binaries, particularly ones that apparently have
nothing to do with fanfiction.

Mr. Vilsmeier is going to be leaving us for a short while.

-Tybalt
-who has no idea how this got past the list server....