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Ah yet another part of ADV:
And that's a _bad_ thing?
Kasumi nodded. "Oh yes. He has special calls for several
different
things. I cat
can
also tell by the way he's acting."
..exactly like you, dear."
Ranma blinked again. <What am I missing? C-chan is hungry, but
he
doesn't finish his food. Johnathon seems to think it has something to
do with being female. C-chan's staring at Kasumi's
chest....> Ranma's eyes went wide and he blushed.
Johnathon chucked again. "I see you've figured it out. C-chan
has
a breast fixation.
Maybe it's Lime in disguise.
Or Happosai. "SWEETO- um, I mean, Meow!"
He knows where the milk comes from apparently."
"Johnathon." Kasumi looked mildly disapproving. She shook her
head. "I can't figure out how he knows...."
Akane suddenly blushed again. "Oh my."
Heh.
Kasumi giggled behind her hand.
EHHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! Sorry, Kodachi/Ayeka/Naga giggle.
Johnathon shook his head. "I don't begrudge C-chan his adopted
mother." He switched momentarily over to english. "As I get the
whole
Kasumi-cabodle."
*URK*
*ACK* What a cat-astropically bad pun.
Ranma, Akane and Kasumi all blinked in confusion.
Johnathon sighed. "Puns just don't translate right."
Or they're groaners.
We should have you cat-strated for that.
She paused, waiting expectantly.
Or is this a pregnant silence?
Using subtlty in Nerima is usually an exercise in futility. She should
know that by now.
Subtlety Great, I'm C&Cing the C&C!
Johnathon and Kasumi, of course. With Kasumi cured of the Cat's
tongue,
and school coming up again, there wasn't any time to waste in getting
them. As for the other two, their
they're
an early birthday gift to Ranma, from
Nodoka. She thinks if you take Akane with you, you two will have a
chance to get closer."
More well meaning interference, how delightful.
If it didn't happen, I'd be disappointed.
These are
his favorites, chicken noodle soup and grilled cheese sandwiches."
Johnathon was grinning from ear to ear. "Just like mother used to
make! Thank you Kasumi!"
Comparing your wife to your mother is usually not a good idea, although
Kasumi might take it as a compliment.
especially if it's to her own mother.
Nabiki sniffed in amusement. "Well, daddy just wasted 2000 yen
there."
As opposed to all the other yen he threw away when her said that Genma
and Ranma would be staying over there. I think he's forgotted that yen
can be saved.
yours
to run. The house is ours, all of ours, to live in. I don't know
exactly how things are going to work out, but I know they will. Did
you
think Kasumi was going to
kick you guys out?
Off to the side, Kasumi began to pout. Her well laid plans for
inheriting
the dojo, and removing her annoying family whom she secretly despised,
seemed to be fraying at the edges.
Kasumi(thinking): "Oh my. I suppose I'll have to get rid of him and
start over now..."
**************************
Back at the house, the dishes had been all cleared away and Ranma
was struggling to say something to Johnathon. "Johnathon-san...
'I love you'
'I would date with you!' 'I want to be a surrogate mother for Kasumi!'
Nah. I don't think we need a problem like that this late in the game
only until high school, but that was before.... Yes, lets
let's
get
married, and soon. Akane smiled brightly. "So, when exactly?"
Ranma[looks behind Akane as a horde of Furnikan boys charge, weilding
assult rifles]: "Before we get into firing range."
Ranma hesitated. "Well, I thought maybe in a month. We don't
want
to rush into it too fast. We're ready, but why go too quickly?
That's like saying: "what can go wrong?" during Slayers Chaos.
Any one of a number of outside forces can attack and threaten the two
of
you again. Demons try to invade earth again. Akane could find out she's
part alien and meets Tenchi. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
We can
only get married once, right?"
Nah. As volitile as these two are together, I can see a pattern of
marry,
divorce, marry, divorce, marry, divorce, marry....
Ranma(several years later): "Meet Akane, my 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th
wife. (What happened the second time? Ukyo happened to be divorced at
the same time, and...)
******************************
Several of the
old women had been sad, at first, that such an obvious love had been
in
vain.
And they couldn't attach their own uned daughters to a doctor.
Heh again.
Johnathon sighed. "Oh, no plans, really, just dreams, ideas of
things I wanted to do... many different things.
Take over the world. Become a magical girl, you know, silly dreams.
[hides fuku behind his back]
Johnathon looked in her eyes and smiled. "I have had lot of other
dreams too. Of being an astronaut, or millionaire, or even, marrying
the girl of my dreams, and living the rest of my life with
her." His smile brightened a notch. "Some dreams do come true, you
know. Some already have."
Kasumi sighed. "Oh, Johnathon...
..when did you enter the space program?"
Johnathan: "Kasumi, I have a confession... My real name is Quincy..."
I..."
Her husband shook his head and took her hand. "Nope, this isn't
about me right now. I've told you my dreams. Tell me yours."
Kasumi hesitated. "Alright... I... when I was younger, I dreamt
of
becoming a
dominatrix. Caressing the man I love with my whip of pleasure while I
grind him beneath my boot heels. Johnathon, why are you backing away?
Kasumi giggled. "My husband the super hero. Should I sew you a
costume?"
Johnathon snickered. "No, that's OK, I'm strictly a part time
super hero." He snickered again. "Although if you wanted to, Minako
and Rei have come up with a few ideas you could use...." He
chuckled heartily. "They came to me last week with a half dozen
costume
ideas and 'superhero' names.
Like Tigra. ^_^
Nah, I think he's more of a Panthro.
Nicely done. Is this the last one?
I hope not. See earlier post.
D.B. Sommer
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