[The camera opens on Duke as he is walking through Heavens talking to what
looks like a glowing white form who is so bright it cannot be made out what
it is. You guessed it it's God.]

God: Duke, I wanted to send you back into the mortal realm so that you could
spread the word of my immortal love and of course the word of the holy
scriptures.

Duke: I can't believe this is happening to me! I can't believe I'm standing
in Heaven hearing Gold tell me I'm gonna be his prophet!

God: Either that or this is a hallucination brought on by your tumor and
your years of drug abuse.

Duke: Hmmm... You know I never really thought there would be a Jungle Room
in Heaven.

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.