All Ranma characters and suchnot, are copyright by 
Rumiko Takahashi, Viz, and whomever else owns a piece of the
wonderful world of Ranma 1/2 They aren't mine, and I'm 
borrowing them for a purely non-profit fictional work.  Mother Goose
Belongs to someone I'm sure but we all know the words.

Anyway here is the result of midnight madness, Monty Python crosses and 
a deranged husband.  Be kind to a first-poster......

Akane had a little pig,
Little pig, little pig.
Akane had a little pig,
Its skin was black as night.

And every where Akane went,
Akane went, Akane went.
Everywhere Akane went,
that pig was sure to go.

He followed her to the bath one day,
Bath one day, bath one day.
He followed her to the bath one day,
and gave a great big show(?).

Akane had a little ham,
little ham, little ham,
Akane had a little ham
and Ryoga was seen no more!