[The camera opens on Duke who is standing in front of the hospital before a
throng of reporters. He is wearing his hospital garbs and his ever sleazy
looking agent Ricky is standing nearby.]

Reporter: How does it feel to be alive after such a horrible ordeal sir?

Duke: I feel fine, but I don't wish to talk about such things as that. I now
want to speak to you about how I am now going to start a movement against
the makers of Ranma 1/2 the Movie in the name of Jesus Christ and the good
Lord above!

Reporter: Sir, have you seen the movie?

Duke: Uh... No.

Reporter: Do you even know what it's about?

Duke: Uh... No.

Reporter: So, you just made a snap judgement about a film that you know
nothing about in the name of family values?

Ricky: It's a precedent.

To Be Continued...

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.