All Ranma characters and suchnot, are copyright by 
Rumiko Takahashi, Viz, and whomever else owns a piece of the
wonderful world of Ranma 1/2 They aren't mine, and I'm 
borrowing them for a purely non-profit fictional work.  Mother Goose
Belongs to someone I'm sure but we all know the words.

Anyway here is the result of midnight madness, Monty Python crosses and 
a deranged husband continued......

Ranma went a walking, he did ride A-hum
Ranma went a walking, he did ride A-hum
Ranma went a walking, he did ride
With Miss Akane by his side A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

Said Miss Akane will you marry me A-hum
Said Miss Akane will you marry me A-hum
Said Miss Akane will you marry me
We will live so peacefully(?) A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

Miss Akane malleted him A-hum
Miss Akane malleted him A-hum
Miss Akane malleted him 
Said I'll wed you gleefully A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

First to the wedding was Mr Pig A-hum
First to the wedding was Mr Pig A-hum
First to the wedding was Mr Pig
Aimed a SHI-SHI-HOKKODAN at the groom A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

Next to the Wedding was the Old Ghoul A-hum
Next to the Wedding was the Old Ghoul A-hum
Next to the Wedding was the Old Ghoul
Tried for a pressure point, looked like a fool A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

Next to the Wedding was The Panty Thief A-hum
Next to the Wedding was The Panty Thief A-hum
Next to the Wedding was The Panty Thief
He was there for comic relief A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

Next to the Wedding was Miss Pus-sy A-hum
Next to the Wedding was Miss Pus-sy A-hum
Next to the Wedding was Miss Pus-sy
The groom went after her in Neko-fu A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

Next to the Wedding was Mr Duck A-hum
Next to the Wedding was Mr Duck A-hum
Next to the Wedding was Mr Duck
He brought his weapons in a truck A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

Last to the Wedding was The Panda A-hum
Last to the Wedding was The Panda A-hum
Last to the Wedding was The  Panda
Running from Nodoka's Katana A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.

The Wedding went off, with a BLAST A-hum
The Wedding went off, with a BLAST A-hum
The Wedding went off, with a BLAST
Ranma and Akane married at last A-hum, A-hum, A-hum.