Twoflower wrote:

     The van's windows had blown out, and from the sunroof, the
doors and all spaces, a green putty had started to seep out..
flailing around tentacular masses with great green gobs of slime.
Three figures ran away from the monster, screaming, as it tore
its way from the van.. a small bento box somewhere in the center.
And a very, very bad attitude.
     Then the girls noticed.
     And started to worry.
     The monster lurched into the lot, and immediately went for
the pretty girls, because that's just what monsters do.  A lot of
kicking and biting and weapon swipes followed, as the camera crew
ran for cover; Hiroshi held his ground, wanting to make sure this
didn't go off the air...

An overused cliche by far.  For a moment, though, I thought you were
going to put a new spin on it - say, Akane cooked up the Overfiend and
set it loose on her rivals.