*cough* *hack* *wheeze*

Ranma looked down at his breakfast and winced.  He looked up to see Akane
staring at him with big eyes.

He picked up a spoon and dug into the _food_.

*cough* *hack* *wheeze*

He raised the spoon to his mouth, hand visibly shaking.  He gulped.  He
looked to Akane again and saw the expectant gaze.  Ranma closed his eyes
and put the food into his mouth.

*cough* *hack* *wheeze*

Ranma proceeded to turn three shades of green and pass out.  Akane looked
down at her imobile inazuke and then picked up a box from the table.  She
read the label.

*cough* *hack* *wheeze*

"I thought they were supposed to go *snap*, *crackle*, *pop*."

-=-

This would not get out of my head all day, had to write.  Otherwise there's
no way I'd be able concentate on the essay I'm writing.  Funny, huh.

Ja ne!!

Ranchan!!