Wow. I never realized that we had that many Kodacha fans...
As I mentioned before, attempting to write Sana is like trying to get
into the mind set
of a epinephrine laced, corticosteroid abusing, caffeine for blood, and
speed injected rabid squirrel on fire.
I have screwed up some more courage and reedited some of the stuff I put
down before and added other chunks of the fic. None of the scenes are
in chronological order...
(they are in the order in which I fleshed them out...)
I need help trying to nail Mama-san's character down...
All characters are from Kodomoo Omacha (Child's Toy). They are property
of Miho Obana.
Temp title: Valentine's Day -- Sana plays cupid�
by JC
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=====Babbit:[Kiss up! Make up!] ====
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"I know I lost you to Hayama that day. I just couldn't handle it."
"Tsuyoshi, that's� that's so sad. What was the other thing you were
thinking of?"
"I've always wondered what it would be like to kiss you, Sana."
"Well, I guess we'll just have to find out."
Sana closed her eyes as Tsuyoshi put his hands behind her neck and
pulled her inward. As their faces came closer together, Sana put her
arms around him and�
*Ruuuuuuumbbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee....*
Tsuyoshi vibrated like a jackhammer on steroids.
"Wwwhhhaaattt'sss ttthhhaaattt?"
The fifty blury images of Sana that floated in front of Tsuyoshi
responded, "IIIIIIttttttt'sssssss mmmmmyyyyy
Bbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrruuuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhaaaaaa! Iiiiii
ttttttthhhhhhiiinnnkkk Rrrreeeiii iiisss cccaallliiinnnggg uuusss!"
*Woosh*
Tsuyoshi blinked, as his hair, the trees, parking meters, pedestrians
and cars in the vincinity swayed in the sudden vacuum left by the overly
energetic girl. He pushed his glasses back up and squinted at the
rapidly disappearing dot in the distance.
After a few silent moments, he finally regained enough presence of mind
to shout, "Wha... Hey! Sana! Wait up!"
Instantly, Sana was directly beside him. She grabbed Tsuyoshi's school
bag with a grip that could crush stone. She then proceeded to drag the
poor boy at a breakneck pace down the road, leaving a large trail of
dust behind.
"Come on Tsuyoshi! We gotta go! Go! Go! Go! Yeah! Go Sana! Go Sana
go!"
Sana put away the little Babbit Pom Poms as Tosuyuki attempted to get
his breath back. He never got a chance. Sana grabbed his pack again
and whooshed off into the town with Tosuyuki holding on for dear life.
*Well, I guess this is the closest thing to getting kissed by her...*
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<=====Zenjiro's Child's Toy ====
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"Hey hey hey! Do all of you know what day it is today, Sana?"
Zenjiro stood on top of his desk, dressed in a toga with a quiver of
arrows strapped to his back and a large bow in his hands.
Sana chirped from her seat, "It's Valentine's Day! We get to give each
other roses, chocolates and lots of kisses!"
[more stuff� must think�]
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====Babbit:[Strange sounds! What's going on!] ====>
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Hayama and Sana ran down the darkened hallway. The mysterious sounds
got louder as they got closer to the teacher's lounge.
As they approached the lounge they noticed steam billowing out from
beneath the door. The two children rubbed away some of the condensed
moisture on the window to the teacher's lounge and peeked inside.
Tanaka-sensei and Michiya-sensei were� getting intimate. They were
twisted on the table in a most interesting manner. A broken tea set was
splattered across the floor, the steaming tea leaking across the
linoleum. Tanaka was busy�
Babbit:[Hey! Hey! Cut it out! This is Shojo fanfic!]
Sana blushed a deep cherry red and closed her eyes, "Oh!"
Hayama merely coughed a bit and kept on looking.
Sana smacked Hayama over the head with a squeezy mallet until he was
partially conscious and dragged him back to the lockers.
"Ah� Tanaka, dear� did� you hear anything?"
"I'm sure it was nothing. Let's get back to the � basics again, Michiya
honey�"
"Oh, Tanaka�"
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====Babbit:[Mama's got the groove down, baby!] ====
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Maro-chan scampered about as EVA-01 and Sachiel fought for dominance
over Mama's head.
"Sana, dear. Is something bothering you?"
"I� I don't know. I have lover problems."
Babbit: I think she means love problems.
"Ah. Your heart is torn between two men? What a dilemma my daughter
has brought upon herself! They must be fighting over you! I feel proud
to have raised you right!"
[still trying to get that Mama funky thinking process nailed�]
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====Babbit:[Rock on Sana!] ====
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
[trying to come up with a rappin' Sana scene�]
--
James Chu
Primary Animator for EVA-R
www.eva-r.com
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