This is a little thing that I wrote up in ten or so minutes as I perused the voluminous amounts of fics that came from the Lurker's challenge.  Allthough, I do have to admit I like a good chuck of them! ^_^

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"Damn it!! They just won't stop coming!!"

As the merciless onslought of lemonfics continued to assault them,
they all hid within a bunker deep underground, the sounds of sexual
depravity leaking through the six foot thick titanium doors.

"Sir?"

"Yes, corporal," replied the erstwhile major, trying to
commnuicate through the only thing that linked the base and the
outside world together: A Timex Sinclair hooked into the Internet.

The corporal swallowed, and spoke in a small voice, fear evident
in his eyes.  His commadres took note of the converstation
between him and the major.

"Are we going to... To.."

The major grabbed the corporal, and shook his shoulders.

"Get a hold of yourself!  They won't get to us!"

The corporal voice waivered, the stress of the eight hour or so
onslaught starting to take its toll, "But, they were all so
horribly... Violated...  And the General...  I didn't know that a
Pez dispenser could be used that way..."

The major cringed when that image entered his mind...  It was a
damn good Pez dispenser too.  What a waste.   But he didn't have
time to think of that now.  He had his men to worry about.

"We will all get through this alive.  It's only a matter of time
before they all get bored out there," then major turned back
to the Sinlair, and mumbled under his breath, "Or run out of bodily
fluids..."

Something massive could be heard slamming against the door,
causing all the men to jump to their feet.  Terrible sounds could be
heard just beyond the door.  The moans leaking through the once
invicible door like water overwhelming a dam.

The major also stood up, a bead of sweat escaping his nevous brow.

"No...  How could they have found us?" he whispered, his voice
barely audible against the ever increasing volume of sexual depravity
just outside the door.

The door continued to impossibly bend inward, as some great force
repeatedly slammed into it.

As the men grabbed what little weapons they could, knowing full well
that the machine guns and pistols they had were of no use, they
prepare for their futile fight.  Better to go out in a blaze of glory than
to be violated like the rest...

It would seem that fortune was not smiling down upon them after all...


Hope you enjoyed it!

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