Finally managed to get enough time together to read the 
archives and grin at this one. Yes, I'm still in self-exile. 
This happens to be my occasional contact with the FFML world.


A Very Strange Fanfic Challenge:
Duo Writes A Lemon Fanfic
another 'Boiled In Hell' production by Sera-chan

<After such an intense orgasm, she should have been panting 
heavily; however, she lay unnaturally still, the rise and fall 
of a chest filling with air curiously absent.>

***********

The Almighty (and nearly always fallible) Author looked up 
from her computer just long enough to dodge a mallet.
"DUO MAXWELL! What in hell are you doing?!"

"You were going to write a lemon about us, weren't you?"
the Gundam pilot said accusingly. Hiro stood beside him,
face locked as usual in that 'needle-numbed poker face'.
"Hentai! Enemy of all men!"

"Now WAIT A DARN SECOND!" Sera grabbed the mallet from him
and whapped him soundly on the noggin. "I'm not writing 
no lemon! Get all those funny thoughts out of your head!
I at least put you and Hiro in character when I write 
lemons!"

"Do NOT!"

"DO TOO!

"NOT!"

"TOO!"

"SILENCE!" Hiro growled. 

Silence....

"Okay FINE!" With snarl of irritation, Seratia opened up
Microsoft Word and pointed at it. "Write a better lemon!
KEEP THE PEOPLE IN CHARACTER! No non-consensual sex, do
you understand?!"

*************A hour or so later**************

"I give up." Duo dragged himself out of the study, looking
at the writer, who was watching the second episode of 
'Gundam Wing' on TCS. "Lemons can only be written by
people with a twisted, crazed mind like yours."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING -TWISTED AND CRAZED-?!!?!!!!"

Hiro started looking for his self-destruct button.

*************************

C&C welcomed, compliments treasured, flames not.

Sera-chan

--author of cheesy lemons--


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