Hihi! LizMUN here, again..
After reading Replacement Ranma's, I went searching through my files to 
find a similar fic I wrote up long ago.  It's a spoof which has the 
characters of Voltron: Defenders of the Universe, with the attitudes of 
those in Ranma 1/2.  
I have this fic posted at my site, in case you were wondering where have 
you seen it before. *Shameless Plug Time*

http://rivendell.fortunecity.com/unreal/483/ranma
"The Lost Gallery"

Enjoy.
Evil Kasumi
*~"She's really a very sweet girl.  She's just a violent maniac!"~*

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     *Title: Voltron� 
     *Part: 1/? 
     *Author: LizMUN 
     *Disclaimer: Voltron and related indica are property of WEP. All 
Ranma 1/2 manga and Anime copyright of Viz communications, 
Shogakukan/Kitty, and Rumiko Takahashi. 
*Character List: 
     *Keith--------------------------Ranma 
     *Allura------------------------Akane 
     *Koran------------------------Soun 
     *Hunk-------------------------Gemma/Panda 
     *Lance------------------------Mikado Sanzenin 
     *Sven--------------------------Ryoga/P-Chan/pig 
     *Pidge-------------------------Mousse/Duck 
     *Romelle----------------------Ukyou 
     *Haggar-----------------------Cologne 
     *Lotor-------------------------Kuno 
     *Merla-------------------------Shampoo/kitty 
     *Zarkon-----------------------Happosai 
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                                 Voltron � 
                                By LizMUN 

     Morning dawned over the purple Clouds which hovered over the damp 
grounds of Arus.
Birds began to awake from their nocturnal slumber, packing all their 
necessities to face the storm,
they somehow knew was comming. Animals ran into their dens, hoping that 
they would not be
flooded out. It was the calm before the storm.. then.. without warning.. 
it struck! 
     "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STOOPED SOO LOW, YOU PERVERT!!" 
     Keith had been running for his life, again. Allura, was swinging 
her mallot all over the place,
creating windows where there wasn't any before. 
     "ME? You're the one who walked in while I was Showering!" He 
replied, trying to keep his
towel on, while trying not to get hit, and at the same time, trying to 
prevent some soap from getting
into his eyes. 
     "Well it's your fault for not locking the door!" Allura replied, 
missing Keith's head by a
fraction of an inch. 
     "Well Next Time, why don't you Knock?!" 
     "Shut up, It's all your fault!" Of course his comment only made her 
angrier. She then began
to throw random objects that were close by towards Keith; Objects from 
Dumbells, to tables, to
several castle personel. 
     To Allura, it was always Keith's fault. She would not accept, least 
outloud, that sometimes,
she was the one to blame. After all, going after Keith was a good way to 
accomplish one's
morning excersise, wouldn't you agree? 
     Koran watches from the Control Center (CC) as the two ran by. He 
sighs, then looks at the
screen, which was showing a marathon of "Pink Assasin Bunnies of Arus." 
The sound system was
blarring through-out the Control Room. The show was full of action 
packed explosions, which
would shatter the eardrums if the volume was placed a notch higher. Of 
course the fact that the
castle was being bombarded by a semi-large hurricane didn't hurt the 
effect either. 
     "What could be better than this? A Marathon of my favorite show, 
and the fact that I'm
winning. The gods must be at my favor!" 
     Hunk looked up from the game-board, and just stared ahead (actually 
he was keeping an
eye on Koran, as he re-arranged some of the pieces). He would've 
answered his friend if his
mouth was not stuffed with a double-decker PB & J sandwich. 
     "**Munch.. Gulp** Your move, Koran." 
     Koran nodded. And went back to the game, feeling content with the 
world. 
     Of course, not everyone was so "chippy" this morning. Sven, 
meanwhile, was walking
through the hallways, looking for Allura's room. 
     "Dis is It. Vell, 'ere goez nuten!" He takes in a deep breath and 
walks bravely into the room.
     "Allura, May I speak vith you ple.....?" Sven blinks. Inside some 
surgeons, who were in the
middle of an opperation, turn to look at him, wondering what the hell he 
wanted. 
     "Oh.. hehehe.. Zorry, wron room." He quickly exits and runs down 
the hallway stopping at
a corner. He looks back at the doorway then and clenches his fists, and 
looks up. 
     Fustrated beyond recognition, he's about to punch the wall behind 
him when suddenly
**WHAM** he is then runned over by a speeding Keith. After spending a 
couple of seconds,
trying to peel his face from the tile, Sven groggly, gets up. He looks 
up, just in time to see Keith,
running around a corner. He get's up and is about to go after him when 
he hears a battle cry
behind him. He turns just in time to see Allura heading right at him 
and... **WACK** 
     Allura, who had no idea she hit something, keeps on running after 
Keith. Sven on the other
hand, was left twitching on the floor, with footprints all over his face 
and body. 
     Meanwhile, on the otherside of the Castle, a small duck was looking 
for a nice warm place
to dry itself. It had been caught by the tsunami-like Hurricane which 
thrustly came upon him
without warning. Being extreamly nearsighted, the duck adjust's it's 
ridiculously thick glasses and
looks around, trying to take form of his surroundings. Suddenly, it 
blinks at a figure which began to
approach it. The figure was sort of plumpish, and was wearing white. The 
duck assumed it to be
Nanny, and quacked happily. 
     The figure kneels down beside the duck, and grins. It scoops it up 
in one hand and starts
petting it with another. Suddenly, in a thick, French-like accent, it 
spoke. 
     "Ah! Vat a healzy Duck yeu ahr! Oui! I zuppoze ze prinzez vould 
Lovez to hav Duck a'la
Orange' vor Zinner, No?" 
     The Duck's eyes grew wide with horror. With this, it began to flap 
it's wings wildly at the
chef, but the chef had other plans. It grabbed the squirming duck with 
both hands, and went
toward the kitchen. Whilest still holding the duck under one arm, the 
chef began to boil a large pot
of water with his free hand. Once the pot had begun to boil, the chef, 
who thought that maybe the
feather plucking will be easier, once the duck's been tendered by the 
hot water, hovered the poor
thing over the scalding liquid. 
     "Au-revoi an' Vare-well, little duck! I hopez you enjoy yer 
avterlifa!" 
     And with that, the chef lets go of the foul. The duck, not wanting 
to become the
main-course, flapped it's wings, trying in vain to fly away from it's 
doom, but it was too late. Not
even a second passed when **SPLASH** Pidge jumps out of the large pot, 
screaming in agony.
Burnt and drenched, he turns and glares at the chef. 
     The Chef grins sheepishly at Pidge, rubbing the tension off of his 
nek, very anime-ishly. 
     "Oh Pidge! 'Ello! Vunny zing! I zought zat vas anoder Duck! Zo 
Zorry!" 
     Pidge was about to wack the chef upright in the head, when he hears 
some snickering
behind him. He turns and see's several maids laughing, whistling and 
pointing at him. Pidge, totally
confused as to what their problem was, looks down and gasps! He was 
bare-butt Naked! He
grabs the nearest pan he could to hide his *ahem* personals, and runs 
out wailing, until he
misjudged a turn, and crashes right smack into a door. 

~~~~~~******~~~~~~ 
     Meanwhile, on Planet Doom, Lotor was enjoying a dream among dreams. 
He grins and
starts blabbering, drooling a bit on the pillow. 
     ^^Dream Sequence^^ 
     Lotor is standing in a field of roses, sort of like the Roses of 
Lyra scene, only.. not. 
     To his left, he see's Princess Allura, dressed in a flowing pink, 
summer dress, her golden
hair loose, her eyes shimmering like newborn stars. Her arms open wide, 
ready to recieve Lotor in
her embrace! 
     Then suddenly, he hears a noise to his right, he turns and see's 
her! The spiky-red-haired
goddess of his dreams! She is wearing a scampy black mini-skirt, and 
tank-top. Her hair, seemed
to grace the wind as she ran to Lotor. Her large Brown eyes sparkling. 
She too reaches out her
arms, ready to embrace her true love. 
     Lotor, wanting to run to both at the same time, curses at his fate 
of being just one man. He
steps toward his right, ready to run toward the spiky-red-haird goddess, 
then turns and steps
toward his left, ready to run toward his love, Allura. He continued this 
trend, until he just ended up
going in complete circles. 
     Allura and the Red-haired girl just looked at each other, and 
shrugged. Suddenly, getting a
bit tired of Lotor's dizzying prancing, each pull out a mallot out of 
nowhere, and wack Lotor
upside the head. 
     "Lotor! Looootor!.." 
     Lotor looks up, and see's both Allura and the red-haired girl 
looking down at him, he grabs
the two in a tight embrace until.. *CLONK* 
     "Wake Up Stupid!" 
     ^^End Dream sequence^^ 
     Lotor blinks open his eyes, and screams in utter terror! Haggar 
just smirks at the frightened
prince. 
     "Good morning sunshine!" 
     "Merla think Lotor much like Allura too too much??" 
     Lotor, still trying to shudder out the fact that he actually 
touched that walking-blue wart,
turns and see's Merla going through his drawers pulling out folder upon 
folder of candid-images of
Allura. 
     "Away from there foul Wench! State your purpose, before I Lotor, 
Crowned Prince of
Doom, smite you for awakening me!" 
     "Grumpy, aren't we this morning? Heh! Probably feel alseep on his 
clothes again." 
     Haggar peeks over, as to see if it were true or not. Lotor just 
covers himself more with the
blanket. 
     "Well, can't blame a gal for trying!" 
     "I know I should respect the elders, but for you, I'll take an 
exception!" Lotor grabs his
lazer sword, and pounces toward Haggar, letting out a huge battle-cry in 
the process. 
     **BONK** 
     Lotor layed there, "X's" over his eyes, and a huge pulsating bump 
on his skull. Haggar
sighed, and looks at her staff, to which she impailed the Prince of 
Doom. 
     "I suppose unconsious is better than nothing, let's take him to the 
Throne room, you drag
him." 
     "Oh all-right! ::pouts::" 

Voltron � 2/? 
     Zarkon sits down on his throne. He had sent the guards out, so he 
could be alone with
his love! 
     "Ah my Beauty! Nothing can come between You and I! We were meant to 
be! Your
silky touch! Your delicate looks! (tell me when your done gagging). My 
Beautiful..
Beauty-Full PANTIES!" 
     Zarkon grins, and holds close his prize possesion. He pulls out an 
ironing board, and
Iron out of nowhere and begins to iron the undergarment. One should 
always care for these
little lovelies! Each stroke of the Iron, was like a lover, caressing 
his partner's face, and
hair. Delicatly, as to not harm the panties, he takes this as a form of 
art. Of course, every
artist has a critic. 
     "Aiyaa! We bring Loud-mouthed Idiot, Like say! ::blinks:: WHERE GET 
THOSE! You
go through Merla's room again? Zarkon BAKKA-HENTAI!!(1)" 
     Merla Throws Lotor at Zarkon, who easily dodges. Lotor is sent 
crashing against the
wall, then tumbling down the steps. This, surprisingly, wakes him up 
from his coma. 
     "Why forth have you brought me here? Speak! Or you all shall fear 
my wrath!" 
     Zarkon puts away his little collection, and looks at Lotor, who was 
being pounded
into mush by Merla. 
     "Lotor my boy, I have a job for you! Seeing how you can't get rid 
of the Voltron
Force, I think I'll have to assign you on a training excersise." 
     Merla stops pounding on Lotor for attempting to strike her with 
that stick, and Lotor,
who was trying in vain to sheild himself, looks up at Zarkon as well. 
     "Training Excersise?" Said Lotor, completly oblivious to the 
previous beating. He
gets up, and walks up toward the bottom of the stairway, and looks up at 
his father, a
fearful look in his eye. "Be these the same Training Excersises you so 
dared put me to do
Last week?" 
     "Oh No! I'm not going to send you again into Merla's room. This is 
a special Training
Excersise!" 
     "AIYAAA!! LOTOR SNEAK INTO MERLA'S ROOM?? I KILL!!" Merla pulled 
out a
bigger mallot, and once again began to thrash the poor Prince of Doom. 
     "Hmmm.. I see your busy at the moment, sonny-boy! I'll inform you 
of your Quest,
after you not so busy!" And with that, Zarkon vamoose's to his secret 
room, to continue on
his task, un-interrupted. 

     (1) Bakka= as a verb/adjective it means "Stupid", as a noun, it 
means "idiot"
Hentai= as a verb/adjective means "Pervert" as a noun, it means "porno" 
((At least that's
what my friend told me, so you can flame it up with her if she's 
wrong!)) So, together,
Bakka-Hentai would probably translate as Stupid-Pervert! Which is a term 
very commonly
used in Ranma. 

~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~ 
     In Arus, the storm had now quieted, inside and outside of the 
Castle. Keith, who was
in his room, tending his many wounds, looked up frequently at the 
doorway, ready to
pounce away in case Allura had decided to attack him again. 
     "Stupid pink tomboy! It's her fault anyway." 
     "Yer wron Keit! Yeu know, Allura does not deserve to be treated da 
way you treat
her!" 
     Keith looks up and see's Sven standing in the doorway, he has a 
sling around his left
arm, and an "X" bandaid on the smack-dad middle of his forehead. 
     "What happened to you "Gordy"?" 
     Before Keith could react, he found himself hovering a few inches 
above the ground. 
     "What did yeu call me?" asked Sven, with an insane smile, showing 
his fangs. (1) 
     "Um.. What do you perfer, "Porky"? "Wilbur"? "Piglet"? "Babe"? Give 
me a clue
here!" 
     "*Grrr** Vhy yeu...Take Dis Keit!!" 
     ((Due to an increase of Rating, I'm afraind I'm going to have to 
censor this part of the
fic. Thank you for your patronage.)) 
     "Say Uncle!" 
     "NEVER!" **WHAM** 
     "SAY IT!" 
     "NO WAY! **WACK** ACK! NO!" 
     "KEITH!" 
     Keith stops pounding Sven with a part of the bedpost mid-swing, and 
looks at the
doorway. No-one. He looks around the room then see's Pidge talking to a 
hanging-rail of
the ceiling. 
     "Koran wants you to go to CC. Lotor on the communicator, asking to 
speak to "that
cur which has stolen his both loves"!" 
     Keith looks at Pidge, then looks back at Sven. Gives one final Wack 
at Sven,
knocking him out completly, grabs the cuff of his shirt, and heads out 
the door, dragging
the unconsious body with him toward CC. 
     "I wonder what that idiot, Lotor wants now?" 
     Pidge, who is still looking at the hanging rail, adjusts his 
glasses. Finding that it's not
Keith, he looks around the room. (2) Finding no one else, he goes to CC. 
     Meanwhile, in the Castle Lounge, Lance was looking out the window, 
starring at the
beautiful scenery. Of course the scenery contained some ladies taking a 
swim at the lake,
but it was beautiful all the same. Had it not been for this, He would've 
hated Summer all
together! He sighs. 
     Romelle enters the lounge. 
     "Hey Loverboy!" 
     Lance just keeps staring out the window. This tiffed her. She wacks 
him upright the
head. Seeing he hasn't responded, she pulls out a humongous spatula. 
     "YO! LANCE!! **WACK** 
     "OOW!!! WHAATT??" Lance get's up, with a bump nearly the size of 
his own head. 
     Romelle puts away the spatula, and gives him a smile. 
     "Koran wants us all at the Control Center!" 
     "That's it? You nearly smashed my head into Nanny's pudding just to 
tell me that?" 
     Romelle glares at him. Lance just rolls his eyes. Suddennly, 
without warning, She
pulls out an even bigger spatula, and wacks Lance into the wall. 
     "Come'on you jackass." She peels Lance from the inward crater in 
the wall, and
drags him out the door. "*Sighs* The things I do.." 

((To Be Continued..)) 

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     1.) Yeah Fangs! No he's not a vampire! Since Ryouga means "Fang", 
and since they
look so cute on Ryoga, I just had to do it! 
     2.) Well.. "Look" is not exactly the word, more like Listeninging! 
Pergetory knows he
can't see his his own hand in front of his face, without thinking it's a 
tree or Koran. 

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