This was first posted by Mike Loader and later reposted by
Gary Kleppe last by Warr ... and now by myself.  I saw this
posted by Warr a little while ago and kept it.  Our poor
moderators and FAQ monitors are going to have a nervous
breakdown if people don't start paying attention to these things.

How to unsubscribe from the FFML.

1. Call 115-555-2323, and ask for Guido. When he answers, tell him
that
the lemmings have danced the Rhumba. He will name a date.
2. Fly to New York. On the given date, stand at the base of the world
trade center wearing a blue fedora, bowling shoes, and a replica of
Elvis's jumpsuit. A man with a gun or knife will approach you, and ask
for
your wallet and watch. Give them to him. He will mouth several
colorful
obscenites as the recognition code, and leave.
3. Fly to San Fransisco. Go directly to Fung's Gifts and Sovieners,
and
tell the proprietor in a loud voice that you are here for the opium.
He
will loudly protest; this is the countersign. Say, "Fengzi, shenjing
bing!", again in a loud voice, and then belch loudly three times while
turning cartwheels. Afterwards, begin to pick up breakable objects and
drop them while insulting the shop owner.
4. A FFML agent, cleverly disguised as a cop, will arrive, cuff you,
and
take you to a processing center. You will be fingerprinted and
photographed for our files, and detained for a few days. The process
will
go quicker if you give the priority-A signal, which involves repeating
the
word "Pig" (A reference to Ranma 1/2's P-chan) loudly and frequently.
5. When released, fly to Paris, and eat dinner at the most expencive
restaurant in the city. When the waiter approaches, order spam and
beans,
with ketchup. After your meal, make three rapid pelvic thrusts a la
Michael Jackson, yodel, set yourself on fire, and dive out the nearest
window.
6. Last, fly to Kyoto. Purchase a pair of army boots, walk in the
third
cow field going west out of the city for 5 hours, and head to the
largest
temple in the city. Still wearing the boots, walk as noisily as
possible
through the temple, shouting, "JESUS SAVES!" at the top of your lungs.
This is the final release signal. White Wolf, who will be watching
from
the bell tower, will remove your name from the list.


If that doesn't work, we can always check the FFML FAQ.

To UNSUBSCRIBE from the mailing list, simply send a message with the
words [unsubscribe ffml] in the body or subject of the message to
[ffml-request@fanfic.com] or [listar@fanfic.com].

Hope this helps.

sincerely,
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'pathological-techno-fetishist-with-social-deficit.'"
"A What?"
"Otaku."
>From Idoru
By William Gibson
________________________________________
"of all the things I lost.....I miss my mind the most...."
Do you think this sigline is long enough yet?
Signing off -Asayogure
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----- Original Message -----
From: Miyo-chan <miyoko@mindspring.com>
To: <ffml@fanfic.com>
Sent: Monday, April 05, 1999 8:18 PM
Subject: [FFML] Unsubscribe

I've been on this list so long I forgot the unsubscribe address. I'm

going

on vacation so I don't want my mailbox to explode when I get back.

:) So

could someone unsubbed me? Thanks a bunches! Bye!

-Miyo-chan