At 00:25 -0400 07/04/99, Jason Liao wrote:

 From the left rings true a voice that strikes annoyance deep into the
hearts of many a female in attendance at the famed Furinkan High.  "Vile
sorcerer Phoenix.  Thou shalt not toy with the hearts of thine gracious
and devoted fans.  I Tatewaki Kuno, risen star of the high school
fencing circles, The Blue Thunder of Furi..."

   Phoenix poses in front of the Blue Blunder and begins his own
counter-speech.

   "I do not fear ye, for I am...  THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!"

   <Deep, Deeeeep, But I Mean REEEAAAALLLLYYYY  Deep Silence>

   Phoenix shrugs.  "Okay, okay, so maybe I'm not."

Of course, you do realize that when Kuno makes his speeches, it's
punctuated by thunder and lightning.  How do you plan to punctuate with
squirrel?  Do you have a "Big Acorn" attack?  If surrounded by squirrels,
do you suddenly snap, and scurry up trees in order to horde nuts?

   How...  How did ye ever found out about the true horror of the Squirrel
Fist??  The techniques were sealed away in a holy, extra-crunchy peanut
butter jar in the main temple of the Great God Skippy!

    But it doesn't matter, for I can still eat the Blue Bummer's nuts!

   ...

   ...

   I meant the peanuts he was hiding in his jacket!  Jeez, you're a bunch
of sick perverts...

Oh, and I think you're OOC.  ^_^

   Me?  OOC?  How DARE ye!  I will show thee the power of the Squirrel
Fist!   I will even use thine own attack against ye!

   Have at ye!  COME, MY BROTHERS! <hundreds of squirrels come squirreling
out of nowhere> BIG ACORN ATTACK!  NUT BITER!

   <Phoenix's three sisters suddenly come out of nowhere and bludgeon him
with sharp objects for coming up with an lewd attack name like that.>

Waiting for the next chapter,

-Natsume Ranma Ranma

   Phoenix, who's gonne nutty!  :)
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