From: Louis-Philippe Giroux <dragon@anime.usacomputers.net>
To: Jason Liao <jasonl@hun.k12.nj.us>
CC: kuro taka <kurotaka2@HOTMAIL.COM>, ffml@fanfic.com
Subject: Re: [FFML] [SM/Ranma] Lines Of Destiny 12 trailer...
Date: Wed, 7 Apr 1999 18:39:40 -0400

At 00:25 -0400 07/04/99, Jason Liao wrote:

 From the left rings true a voice that strikes annoyance deep 

into the

hearts of many a female in attendance at the famed Furinkan High. 

 "Vile

sorcerer Phoenix.  Thou shalt not toy with the hearts of thine 

gracious

and devoted fans.  I Tatewaki Kuno, risen star of the high school
fencing circles, The Blue Thunder of Furi..."

   Phoenix poses in front of the Blue Blunder and begins his own
counter-speech.

   "I do not fear ye, for I am...  THE KING OF THE SQUIRRELS!"

   <Deep, Deeeeep, But I Mean REEEAAAALLLLYYYY  Deep Silence>

   Phoenix shrugs.  "Okay, okay, so maybe I'm not."

Of course, you do realize that when Kuno makes his speeches, it's
punctuated by thunder and lightning.  How do you plan to punctuate 

with

squirrel?  Do you have a "Big Acorn" attack?  If surrounded by 

squirrels,

do you suddenly snap, and scurry up trees in order to horde nuts?

  How...  How did ye ever found out about the true horror of the 

Squirrel

Fist??  The techniques were sealed away in a holy, extra-crunchy 

peanut

butter jar in the main temple of the Great God Skippy!

   But it doesn't matter, for I can still eat the Blue Bummer's 

nuts!

  ...

  ...

  I meant the peanuts he was hiding in his jacket!  Jeez, you're a 

bunch

of sick perverts...

Oh, and I think you're OOC.  ^_^

  Me?  OOC?  How DARE ye!  I will show thee the power of the 

Squirrel

Fist!   I will even use thine own attack against ye!

  Have at ye!  COME, MY BROTHERS! <hundreds of squirrels come 

squirreling

out of nowhere> BIG ACORN ATTACK!  NUT BITER!

  <Phoenix's three sisters suddenly come out of nowhere and bludgeon 

him

with sharp objects for coming up with an lewd attack name like that.>

Waiting for the next chapter,

Ukyo's voice rings clearly throughout the school grounds.  "Oh Akane! 
 I think there are some hungry squirrels who wold like you to cook for 
them.  And one Slow author as well.  Did I mention they HATE curry!"

The resulting horror is best left undescribed.  *evil grin*

-Natsume Ranma Ranma

  Phoenix, who's gonne nutty!  :)
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Louis-Philippe Giroux

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redphoenix@videotron.ca

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"The nameless are like dust.  No one shall come to lay flowers by 

their

grave.  Only those who earned their names are ever remembered."
 - Woodchuck, Records Of Lodoss War

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