Author's notes:
Well this is just my attempt at a one-hour fic, here's the idea, what if
you were to put several different Ranma's in one universe...seemed simple
enough, well here's the result. C&C is welcome. ^_^


ONE Ranma is trouble enough...
by Kahlil Noriega


Darkness seemed eternal as whole stars began losing their light, gathering
together to a single shining point, oblivious as whole galaxies and worlds 
around them were destroyed...

And the darkness then was eternal, before light covered everything again as
the universe was reborn...

Earth...

Nerima...

Ranma was strolling along on the street when he suddenly felt a presence
behind him. He whirled around to face it, arms at the ready as he prepared
himself for a fight...

What he found behind him, silenced him as he stood there in shock...

"Hello Ranma, no need to be frightened..."Ranko spoke softly and calmly as
Kasumi did.

Ranko stood before him, dressed in weird colorful clothes, she had her hair
down that was tied into a long pony tail, colorful markings graced her face
as she smiled.

Ranma smiled as well and relaxed, eventhough he'd only met her, he felt no
threat from her and her mere presence seemed to bring it out of him.

"Who are you..." Ranma asked as he looked at her.

Ranko smiled as she replied, "I'm the goddess Ranko..."

"Goddess..."

"Yes."

"So what brings you here?" Ranma said disbelievingly.

"Well, I don't know exactly how I got here, I just was..."

"Oh I see..."

"Ranma, I don't know-ahh!" Ranko gasped as she felt arms encircle her from
behind as a familiar face nudged her and breathed in her hair. 

"Ranma!" Ranko gasped as she turned her head to see Ranma's face but
noticed then that another Ranma stood before her looking puzzled and
slightly embarrased at the display of affection.

"Oh Ranko-chan..." the Ranma behind her said as he pressed his cheeks upon
hers.

"Ah, Ranko could you explain this?" native Ranma asked as Ranko tried to
disentangled herself from the newly arrived Ranma.

"I-I don't know!" Ranko practically screamed as she pressed her forearms
across the glomping Ranma's neck as she tried to disengage him from her
person. 

"Just who are you?" native Ranma asked at the newly arrived Ranma.

"Ah? Oh I'm Ataru." Ataru/Ranma answered as he let go of Goddess Ranko.

"Ataru..."

"Yup, you got that right." Ataru/Ranma lecherously grinned.

"Well well, it seems that I'm not the only Ranma here..." a new voice
called out from behind the trio as all turned around to look at a sharply
dressed Ranma with glasses.

"Who..." native Ranma questioned.

"I am Ranma, the greatest scientific mind of the universe!" he maniacally
laughed.

"Oh boy..." native Ranma sighed as he felt yet anoter presence behind him.

***

So it went on from there...

As minutes fly, new Ranma's arrived from different universes, each he
(native Ranma) met as each introduced him/herself.

"Hi I'm the most beutiful girl in the world Ranko!" Beauty Ranko offered.

"I'm Saiyan Ranma" 

"I'm Devil Hunter Ranko."

And so on and so on...

***

Then slowly, all small talk died as the Ranma's and Ranko's from different
universes paused in their talk as all felt a new presence and turned to see
what kind of Ranma this was...

As this new Ranma walked towards the assembled group of Ranma's/Ranko's,
they all felt a dark aura about this coming Ranma as they all patiently
waited for him to introduce himself...

"Who...who are you?" native Ranma asked from out of the group as the others
watched in worry and curiosity as the new Ranma stopped a few meters from
them.

The new Ranma eyed each of them carefully, lingering on any Ranko and
giving each a lustful smile which made them uneasy except for Saiyan Ranko
who looked to be itching for a fight. The new Ranma then decided to settle
his eyes on native Ranma and spoke...

"I am Ranma...Overfiend."

"Eh!" everyone gasped as images of wild lustfilled nights went through
their heads in varying degrees. Ataru/Ranma smiled.

"Eh! No way! I'm a guy!" Overly-Manly Ranma called out from the crowd which
was then echoed by several other Ranma's.

"It doesn't matter..." Overfiend Ranma replied. 

"I like my Ranma in either form..." 

Upon hearing this, several Ranma's began to puke as were other's that were
eager to begin...

"This is sick! This has gotta stop!" native Ranma called as his cry was
echoed by several other voices.

"Who wants to fight him?"

No one answered as everyone began to sweat.

"I'll fight him..." a new voice called out.

"Who said that?" native Ranma asked the crowd as several among them
shrugged.

"I did." a girl cried as she landed inbetween the group of Ranma's and the
Overfiend Ranma

"Who...who are you?" native Ranma asked as the girl turned her head to face
them.

"Oh, I'm Ranko Mido a.k.a 'La Blue Girl' of Furinkan High" 

"She's pretty..." Ataru/Ranma said outloud and sighed before he got bopped
on the head by native Ranma.

"She looks just like any other Ranko here!"

"Yeah, but you haven't seen her in action yet!" Ataru/Ranma replied.

"Ack!" 

"Well  I think that the most logical course of action to take is to let the
best Ranma fight..." Genius Ranma offered as he wiped clean his glasses
with a handkerchief.

A slight pause fell on the crowd before one voice answered.

"Well since you put it that way...I'll fight him!" Saiyan Ranma answered.

"What! And who said that you are the best?" Fighter/Ranma asked beside him.

"Well isn't it obvious, I'm stronger, faster and more handsome than you
are!" Saiyan Ranma retorted.

"Why you!"

[This part was cut for - violence - intense...

Kraka Boom 

Slash 

Punch 

Argh!

"Can't we all just have an orgy?" Ataru/Ranma offered befroe he got to low
earth earth orbit.

"Aiyaaa! Ranmaaaa!" Shampoo cried as she leaped in front of the cword of
Ranma's and paused...

"Ran...ma's..." Shampoo gasped as she looked at the assembled group of
Ranma's 

"Oh Shampoo!" several Ranma's chorused as they all made a mad dash for
Shampoo.

"Oh my love..."

"Hey you get away from her!"

"She's mine I tell you!"

"No she's mine!"

Then a new presence came along...

"Hey you hussy get away from my Ran-chan's..." Ukyou cried as she landed a
few meters from the group, spatula ready to deliver her righteous anger.

"Ukyou-sama!" chorused several other Ranma's

"Huh?" was the only thing Ukyou could say as she was swept off her feet by
her Ranma's

"I can't take this anymore, the only thing that would make this day
complete would be to bring..."

"RANMAAA!"

"Saotome for bewitching the pig-tailed girl I shall punish you!"

"RANMA PREPARE TO DIE!"

Native Ranma sighed as one by one each of his 'friends' arrived...

Goddess Ranko stood beside him as she spoke "I wonder how much this
universe could take having all these Ranma's and Ranko's assembled
together..."

"I don't wanna know..."

~ to be continued? Maybe...


Author's notes:

Well, after reading "A Stained Glass Mind" as well as remembering a short
spam fic about having 30 Ranma's or so, well this idea didn't want to leave
me until I write it. ^_^ I hope you enjoyed it.

Well anyway, this has been a fun one-hour fic, anyone is welcome to
continue this and take this idea further.

C&C is welcome.

Sincerely,
~ Kahlil Noriega. 

Frost fills the sky over Ten Mile Lake...
Silken threads anxious of youth....
Looking at the moon and feeling lonely...
Envious of lover's, not of immortality...
Envious of love, not of immortality...  
        ~ excerpt from the movie " A Chinese Ghost Story "
           Ranma 1/2: A Chinese Ghost Story

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