On Sunday, April 11, 1999 6:55 PM, UnderF4331@aol.com
[SMTP:UnderF4331@aol.com] wrote:
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Set: That hospital skit with Dr. Black Jack. I really can't fill
this in...
Actually, since it's Veterinarian's Hospital, I think Seishirou
Sakurazuka would be more appropriate.
Announcer: It's time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital: the
continuing stoooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
Dr. Bob: My goodness Dr. Sakurazuka, you certainly do have a killer
instinct for this job.
Seishirou: Well, you might say it runs in the family.
Nurse Piggy: Oh, your mother was a veterinarian too?
Seishirou: No, an assasin.
All together: HA HA HA HA HA HA
Nurse Janice: Your mother was a donkey?
Doctor Bob: That's asinine.
Patient (a donkey): Hey! I resemble that remark!
All together: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Nurse Piggy: DOCTOR BOB!! You shouldn't use that kind of language.
This is a hospital; there are sick and dying people here.
Seishirou: Maybe they'd like some flowers.
(Cherry blossoms begin to swirl around the operating room.)
Doctor Bob: Achoo!!
Nurse Janice: Doctor Bob! Are you alright?
Doctor Bob: I'm sorry, I have hay fever! Achoo!!
Patient (a donkey): That reminds me, I haven't had lunch.
All together: HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Nurse Piggy: What the hey.
Announcer: And so we reach the end of another episode of Veterinarian's
Hospital. Tune in next week, when you'll hear Nurse Janice say:
Nurse Janice: Doctor Bob, I can't take it anymore. This job is killing
me.
Seishirou: No, that's my job.
All together: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Jennifer - I guess it's just a muppet week. If you have cable, watch
the Muppet Show everyday on the Odessy Channel! (I'm not employed by
them, just a fan spreading the word)
jcaliff@nsai-petro.com http://www.topher.net/~jcaliff/iserlohn.htm
Broken mirror, a million shades of light
The old echo fades away
But just you and I can find the answer and then
We can run to the end of the world
-"Small of Two Pieces" lyrics by Masato Kato, end theme of Xenogears