"...looks like the most hideous balloon ever
buil...made...sewn
together. What's with that little face? And the
arms...they look like
folded up toilet paper."
I can see Zeurel running around screaming "I need T.P.
for my bunghole!" Or would it be for his S2 engine?
...
Please do this...PLEASE!
***
Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut, part 4:
The Good, the Bad, and the Really Ugly Angel
by Andrew Huang
written for The Sound and the Furry Productions
***
*reads the title and facefaults*
It's wordplay! Not a pun! I swear! O.o
Right. Pun. Don't be ashamed, you're good at them.
There was a *whap* as Asuka gently shut Kensuke
up. "No, this is from
my aunt in Germany. Marzipan!"
Marzipan... yummy yummy yummy.
Yes. *drool*
<wipes off his keyboard>
<snip>
"And I get downright nervous whenever I'm standing
at a urinal."
*busts out lauging* Oh, that's *horrible*! And Gendo
deserves it so much...
Mweh. Heh. Heh.
I almost pity him. Almost.
<snip>
Asuka felt herself starting to get a bit ill
herself from the bobbing
and weaving, so she blinked and looked away. "Are
you sure? And what
about the, um...."
Neon Genesis Slinkies- buy your's today!
NERV merchandising, at its worst.
"Come an' get it! Come an' get it! Get your NREV newspapes right
here folks!"
<snip>
Thank you! I'm waiting for inspiration to strike on the next
bit.
x.x
You could make Zeruel a clutz, you know, have him get tied up in
his own arms, that sorta thing....
Sorry if I'm butting in.
Be well.
Nathan Baxter
===
* "There is nothing so dangerous as a good man who believes
* he is doing the right thing." --Source unknown(to me, at
* least)
# "For the crime of injuring me, a god, I demand in
# atonement death" --Largo, Bubblgum Crisis Six: Red Eyes
& "No boom TODAY. Boom TOMMORROW. There's ALWAYS a boom
& tommorrow." --Commander Susan Ivonava
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